this is "the daily show" with your host, ronny chieng! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> ronny: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm ronny chieng. we'vgot so much to talk about tonight. a trump nominee hits the strip club, jordan klepper and i fight about sports, and neil degrasse tyson will explain space to me. but first, let's get into e big international story. >> breaking news this moing out of south korea where the present there just declared martial law. >> ronny: okay, sou korea, stop giving trump ideas! he didn't know you could do that! unfortunately for south korea, thisooks like the beginning of a long and slow dark period which may last a years, or even decades. >> breaking news from overseas. south korea's parliament just ted to nullify the declation of mtial law that was made by the country's president just a few hours earlier. >> ronnyoh! that's great! good old asian efficncy. the president went nuts, declared martial law, the assembly overruled him, rtial law over. and they did it all in a lunch brea [cheers and plause] everyone, get

s office with ronny chieng. se] ronny, an important case ronny, what's the latest? >> well, michael, we're slowly learning more about who exactly luigi mangione is. on the surface, a well-off private school-educated young man. ivy league graduate. he worked as a data engineer. all in all, he had a bright future. but five days ago, it took a dark turn. >> michael: wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. did you just show a shirtless photo of you hiking? >> yeah, don't worry about it. i just want to get some good pictures of me out there in case i'm ever in the news for murder. >> michael: are you going to murder somebody? >> no, i don't know. i'm not a fortune teller. but if it happens someday, i want to do the responsible thing and have some thirst traps ready for cnn. so just let me do my report. >> michael: okay, fine. go-ahead to. >> anyway, the killer's motivations remain a mystery. [cheers and applause] but what we do know is that in an america with such easy access to weapons, and one where passions run high, a tr

this is "the daily show" with your host, ronny chieng! heers and applause] >> ronny: hey, welcome to "the daily show!" i'm ronny chieng. we've got so much to talk about tonight. south koreans sample martial law and say "no, thanks!" lewis black tells you how to survive the next four years, and pete hegseth is on day three of his news bender. so let's get into another edition of "trump 2.0: coming for the white house!" ♪ ♪ >> i'm gonna come. >> ronny: donald trump is still constructing his next administration, but he seems to be doing it the same way that billionaire built that titanic submarine, because it's imploding immediately. >> pick in peril. pete hegseth, back on the hill with his bid for defense secretary in doubt. >> will another trump nominee be forced out? a growing number of senators signal they are not behind trump's defense secretary nominee pete hegseth. who is the president-elect considering to replace him? >> will pete hegseth's nomination survive the day? it's a real question. >> ronny: wow. this would be very sobering ne

this is "the daily show" with your host, ronny chieng! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> ronny: welcome to "the daily show!" i'm ronny chieng. we've got so much to talk about tonight. joe biden takes a farewell tour, florida tackles the scourge of reading, and the nypd is hunting for a master criminal who loves pumpkin spice lattes. so let's get into headlines! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] let's start with... joe biden? who's that? that name sounds so familiar. anyway, what did he do? >> president biden is continuing his historic trip to angola, as he become the first u.s. president to visit the southern african nation. biden is expected to announce infrastructure projects in the region, including the redevelopment of a major railway that carries critical minerals that are used in batteries and electric vehicles. >> ronny: i know that look. that's the face i make when i ask someone how their weekend was, and instead of saying "good," they actually answer the question. he looks so uninterested. it would have been less rude to

ronny chieng! ronny, what's happening!: tell the people what you got lined up for the rest of the week, ronny. >> i'll tell you what i've got lined up, jon: crack cocaine. i'm going to smoke it, right here, live on tv. so tune in tomorrow, everybody, i'll be smoking crack. [cheers and applause] >> jon: i'm just going to assume that a some sort of satirical statement about hunter biden's pardon. >> who's hunter biden? >> jon: ronny chieng all this week. now here it is, your "moment of zen." >> don't forget the gingerbread house. thanks for coming, guys. >> doctor biden, do you support the pardon of hunter? >> the pardon of hunter, doctor biden? >> doctor biden, what do you think about the pardon of hu hunter? hunter? >> s ♪ it seems today ♪ ♪ that all you see ♪ ♪ is violence in movies and sex on tv ♪ ♪ but where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ ♪ on which we used to rely? ♪ ♪ lucky there's a family guy ♪ ♪ lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ ♪ all the things that make us ♪ ♪ laugh and cry ♪ ♪ he's... a... fam..

starkey is with us. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by kathy griffin and ronny chienguest tonight is the biggest-selling solo artist of all time. he has friends in places low, and high. and a new book for his biggest fans with six cds for the ones who still have those players this their cars. "the anthology, part 4: going home" comes out a week from friday. please say hello to garth brooks. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> that's nice. >> jimmy: i can't think of a better guest for thanksgiving week, because you are as american as americans get. and i mean that in a good way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're a baseball player. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: you're a country music artist. you -- i don't know. you're from oklahoma. that's a thing. >> is it? >> jimmy: and you probably have more gratitude than anyone who is in the realm that you are in of anybody. >> very sweet. i'm also a great eater. >> jimmy: and a good eater. what is the main plan for thanksgiving? >> well, she does what we call a misfit thanksgiving with