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this is "the daily show" with your host, ronny chieng! [cheers and applause] >> ronny: hey, welcome to "the daily show!" i'm ronny chieng. we've got so much to talk about tonight. the proud boys are back in town. donald trump faces off against jesus. and we sent triumph to sniff the buttholes of the resistance. so let's get into another edition of "the second coming of donald j. trump." ♪ ♪ >> i'm gonna come. >> ronny: it's only day two of trump's presidency and already, everyone is mad at him. guys, can you give him a minute? let him sit down! it started in the morning when trump went to the traditional post-inauguration church service, which is not exactly his preferred way to start the day. it's never fun for him to be a guest at someone else's rally. and to make matters worse, the preacher was kind of preachy. >> mr. president, i ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. gay, lesbian, and transgender children, and the people -- the people who pick our crops and clean our office buildings, who labor in pou

this is "the daily show" with your host ronny chieng! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> ronny: hey! show"! i'm ronny chieng! without so much, much to talk about tonight. maga throws a party, donald trump rules by sharpie and jordan klepper freezes his ass off at the inauguration. this is day one of the trump administration part 2, so let's get into our segment, "the second coming of donald j. trump." ♪ ♪ yesterday was a momentous day for the country. the ones-disgraced president returning to office after four years, ready to enact terrible revenge against his political enemies. but first. party time! and what a party it was! donald trump got dressed up in a tux that actually fit him for a change and made his grand entrance in front of a windows 95 screen saver. they played "ymca" which is america's new national anthem i guess while donald trump did a presidential jerk-off dance because that's not like a song that has its own extremely famous dance moves. then they brought out a cake with an airplane on it, which is the coolest thing any 6-year-old boy can have. and wait, are they gi

this is "the daily show" with your host, ronny chieng! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> ronny: hey!come to "the daily show," i'm ronny chieng. we've got so much to talk about tonight. donald trump tells dei to gtfo, the constitution lives to see another day, and there's finally a good reason not to get a face tattoo. so let's get into another edition of "the second coming of donald j. trump." ♪ ♪ >> i'm going to come. >> ronny: it's almost the end of trump's first week in office. and he's done a lot. he shut down windmills, he saved tiktok, and he caught carmen sandiego. and the man just can't stop, won't stop! on monday, he wiped out all federal dei programs. and yesterday, he ordered that anyone, if you see anyone trying to be inclusive, you better tell teacher. >> the trump administration asking federal workers to snitch on their coworkers in a rollback of diversity, equity, and inclusion programs. >> employees have been told to report any colleagues who work in diversity, equity, and inclusion roles or they could face consequences. nbc news obtained e-mails sent to multiple agen

ronny chieng! ronny! [cheers and applause] what do you got for the rest of the week, my friend?into the trump years, i'm going to spend this week fondly remembering the incredible four years america had under joe biden: a president of faith, compassion, and courage. [cheers and applause] >> jon: you know he's out of office and can't give out any more pardons, you know that, right? >> oh, i see, i see. well, then i'll be spending this week talking about the biden crime family and how only president trump has the courage to take them down. >> jon: thank you so much. ronny chieng, everyone. now here it is, your "moment of zen." [cheers and applause] >> i just want to say, you are a younger, far more beautiful audience then i just spoke to, and i want to keep it off the record. >> liz cheney is a disaster. she is crying lunatic and crying adam kinzinger. he is a super crier. i never saw the guy not crying. talk about inflation too but how many times can you say that an apple has doubled in price? you get into a stagecoach, now you get into a helicopter. 60, 70 pounds and they go as

ronny chieng. and music from knocked loose featuring poppy. with cleto and the cletones. now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪