watch out for a roofie. >> this is a big one, guys: don't pass out on the couple of someone might drawdick on your face. >> yes, do not pass out on the couch, ladies. someone will put their dick on your face at a minimum. >> i meant... you know what, never mind. now, if you and your bros do get hammered, which you will -- nice -- friends don't let friends drive drunk. take a cab. you can pass out in the back. >> and also friends don't let friends stay at party drunk. girl, get her out of. there call a cab from an actual cab company with a web site, not some creepy guy with a yellow car. >> breath mintses -- >> i'm not done. don't get in a car with doors that lock automatically. ride with one hand on the door handle and one on your friend so you can break her fall yes f you need to jump and roll. >> chapstick. >> shut up. follow your route on google map. if the driver makes a weird left turn, call 991 and get ready to jump, girl. you in danger. >> yikes, if it's such hassle, why don't you just walk home. >> really? okay, ladies if you walk home, make sure you brought an overdote hide th

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