let's hear him tell rosanne barr how he ended up dumping a dead bear cub in central park. >> i was takingle falconing up in goshen, new york, up in the hudson valley. >> michael: great start. "i was out falconing with my friends." so far, very relatable story. >> and then a woman in a van in front of me hit a bear and killed it, a young bear. so i pulled over and i picked up the bear, and put him in the back of my van, because i was going to skin the bear, and it was very good condition. and i was going to put the meat in my refrigerator. and you can do that in new york state. you can get a bear tag, uh, for a roadkill bear. >> michael: oh, yeah. you saw paddington get t-boned, and your first thought was, "pause the falconing, we got to get that bear in this car to skin and eat it, which, for some reason, i know is legal in this state." that tracks. that tracks. sorry, keep going. >> we had a really good day and we went late. we were catching a lot of game, and instead of going back to my home in westchester, i had to go right to the city cause there was a dinner at peter luger's steakhou