and we'll be right back with roseanne barr.'s take two menu lets yon one plate...ntrees ...like the new grilled vidalia onion sirloin or the new light and zesty shrimp scampi linguine. you can have both! great choice buddy! applebee's take two menu, starting at $10.99 see you tomorrow! double your trade-in to get up to $200 on any working smartphone. hey, if you could be any dinosaur, which would you t-rex. that's dumb, cuz when you're hungry late at night, your little t-rex arms couldn't stuff your face with - my new chick-n-tater melt munchie meal. it's got crispy chicken, hash browns, and gooey cheese on a buttery croissant. that's french. ok, i get it. so what w? a long armed t-rex. jerk. >> jimmy: tonight on the program, he has a very popular new show called "the last ship" that airs sundays on tnt. eric dane is here. and then, his new album, "something else" comes out july 30th. making his television debut from kansas city, tech n9ne from the at&t stage. he looks kind of scary. tomorrow night, gary oldman will be here, th

today, roseanne barr is here. plus, it's barbecue season. pappy's smokehouse is here to show us how to make mouth-watering ribs. plus all the latest juicy "hot topics." now, here's wendy! >> wendy: yeah! uh huh. hey, now. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the program.

tonight, roseanne barr. eric dane. and music from tech n9ne with cleto and the cletones.t it together. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for coming.

tonight, roseanne barr. eric dane. and music from tech n9ne with cleto and the cletones. and now, get it together. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for coming. you know, something pretty crazy

>> we have roseanne barr, russell peters, keenan ivory wayans. [ applause ] >> seth: really funny peoplej.b. smoove, one of the all time greats. >> one of the all time greats. >> seth: a couple of different things. one, more seasoned comedians this year. not totally green comedians. >> not at all. invitation only. that's it yeah. don't just show up off the street and think you're going to come in and do some jokes. [ laughter ] >> seth: that's very -- i'm happy as a viewer, i'm happy to hear that. >> right. isn't it the worst thing? >> seth: when people are like, "here, we're going to show you real amateurs." that's why we have like -- there's a lot of levels before it. i don't want to see people who aren't good. >> exactly. it's just like the comedy clubs where you've got to bring ten people to get some stage time. oh, you've got to bring 20 viewers and, you know -- no! no. it doesn't work like that. >> seth: what about -- and then the more importantly -- you're not letting people call in and vote. people aren't voting anymore? >> no. i don't trust america. [ laughter and applause ] no.

today, roseanne barr is here.arbecue seso pappy's smokehouse is here to show us how to make mouth-watering ribs. plus all the latest juicy "hot topics." now, here's wendy! >> wendy: yeah! uh huh. hey, now. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the program.

gary oldman will join us, zach braff, eric dane, roseanne barr, the extremely funny nathan fielder, andhave music from st. paul and the broken bones, bleachers, tech nine, and spoon two. so join us next week. our first guest tonight is more australian than a koala bear. starting july 2, you can see him play real-life demon chaser and nypd officer ralph sarchi in the new movie "deliver us from evil," please welcome eric bana! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ eric, you got in from australia when? >> yesterday. >> jimmy: okay. >> i didn't try to do this silly thing of coming in today. i didn't want to come in looking like i was half drunk. i came in yesterday. >> jimmy: right. you're now fully drunk and ready to go. >> i had plenty of time to do all that stuff. >> jimmy: and it is winter there now. as summer -- is winter just about to start there? >> we're right in the middle of winter right now. so it's time for me to leave and come and do shows like this. >> jimmy: gotcha. >> get a little break. >> jimmy: so you escaped -- you stay one step ahead of winter at all times. >> i try to film all my

tomorrow night on our show, roseanne barr will be here, eric dane will be with us, music from tech n9nethis week the one and only bob newhart will join us, gary oldman, nathan fielder, nicola peltz, music from bleachers and spoon. so join us then. if you've just joined us we've pulled a group of confused pedestrians off the street, we've put them in bathing suits, now they're ready to belly flop. who is our flopper number four? >> britney. >> jimmy: hi, britney, where are you from? >> georgia. >> jimmy: what part of georgia? >> rome, georgia. >> jimmy: are you a good belly flopper? >> i've never done it intentionally, but when i do it i think it's pretty good. >> jimmy: okay. very good. well, this time you're going to do it intentionally. guillermo, count her down. >> guillermo: three, two, one! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: pretty solid, i have to say. let's look at the instant replay. and -- all right, we got a pretty nice splash there. let's go to john henson, judge number one. john. >> i think pound for pound that might have been the best performance. >> jimmy: john with the 9,

. >> roseanne barr butchering the national anthem before that san diego padres game back in 1990. ♪ andbursting in air gave proof through the night that our flag was still there ♪ >> oh, she even had a nice crude gesture for the fans booing her at the very end. >> barr later claimed she was singing as loudly as she could, because she had trouble hearing herself over the sound system. that's it for this week's "throwback thursday." >> stay with us, you are watching abc's "world news now." ♪ a bad bad thing ♪ feel like crying ♪ feel like crying ncer ] meet . she loves to shop online with her debit card. and so does bill, an identity thief who stole mary's identity, took over her bank accounts, and stole her hard-earned money. unfortunately, millions of americans just like you learn all it may take is a little misplaced information to wreak havoc on your life. this is identity theft. and no one helps stop it better than lifelock. lifelock offers the most comprehensive identity theft protection available. if mary had lifelock's bank account alerts, she could have been notified in time to he