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tomorrow night, john krasinski, rosemarie dewitt and music from crystal castles.s tomorrow, too. our first guest this evening is the recipient of four emmy awards, three golden globes, an oscar, and probably even a soul train award. she's a terrific actress with a new adaptation of shakespeare's "the tempest" opening in select cities on friday. please say hello to helen mirren. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, it's a pleasure to have you here. can i be honest? i feel like courtesying or something. i don't know how, though. >> i'll show you how. i had to do it for the queen. >> jimmy: sure. you have to. >> i had a dress on -- >> jimmy: see, that's what i would have done. [ applause ] i feel very honored that -- you have couurtesied for anyone oth than the queen and us? >> no, i don't think so. >> jimmy: very good. well, i'm quite uncommoner, you'll find in a moment here. would it have been more appropriate for me to say, to refer to you as dame? >> or damned is okay. >> jimmy: but you live here in the united states, true? >> i do. i live just around the corn

helen mirren, dan aykroyd, mila kunis, ryan seacrest, paul bettany, rosemarie dewitt, brian austin green little big town, crystal castles. and making their network television debut, believe it or not, social distortion. so please join us for that. in february, our first guest is co-host of the academy awards and he might very well be handing himself a trophy too for his terrific performance in the new movie "127 hours." please give a big hand to a man who cut his own off, james franco. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, first -- [ cheers and applause ] he knows. he knows. first of all, i want to thank you, because i know you flew out here from new york, you just got here a couple hours ago and then you're flying back tonight, is that the plan? >> right after this, yeah. >> i'm a nerd. >> jimmy: because you have to get to class. >> yeah. i have class -- >> jimmy: because you're still in college. >> yeah, it's not college, it's graduate school, but yeah. >> jimmy: it's graduate school. and -- >> i mean, i'm not getting school lunches or whatever. >> jimmy: your mother's not writing yo

and later this week -- helen mirren, paul bettany, rosemarie dewitt, john krasinski and music from littlecrystal castles. so join us then. our first guest tonight is a know from film and television alike. she's getting rave reviews for her work playing a free-spirited ballerina opposite natalie portman in the new movie "black swan," it's playing in select cities now. please say hello to mila kunis. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: so are you celebrating hanukkah or christmas or neither or -- >> technically hanukkah but realistically both. i mean, i love me a christmas tree. >> jimmy: you might as well get as much for the holidays. as you can. >> right. >> jimmy: you're originally from the ukraine. you're aware of this. you know this. >> yes. >> jimmy: are there traditional ukrainian holiday things that you do? >> not necessarily. my mom makes -- i knew you were going to talk about this. my mom's going to kill me. a specific dish for new year's. we're not -- new year's is a big thing in my family. you want to know what this food is? >> jimmy: yea

and on thursday, john krasinski, rosemarie dewitt and music from crystal castles, so join us for thatst tonight is one of the greats. he's a blues brother, he's a conehead, a ghostbuster and a vodka maker on the side. you can hear him give voice to jelly stone park in the new 3d movie "yogi bear." it opens in theaters december 17th. please welcome dan aykroyd. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: are we having a tailgate party or something? [ applause ] >> ah, yes. i brought you some specimens, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, really, very nice. >> and i bring you greetings from theal ba al baa aal b -- t. he wants me to kiss you. he kisses the neck. jimmy i'm talking about. >> jimmy: of course. how are you? >> life in the western world, what could go wrong? >> jimmy: first of all, i'm a big fan, for a long time. but i know you don't do a lot of talk shows. i appreciate you coming on. i saw you with larry king earlier this year. >> yes. i felt like the hand in the fox house on that one. >> jimmy: you were there to talk about ufos. >> well, the reason i was asked