. >> rosemarie dewitt. >> what filthy things you have seen? ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] virtual wallet can help you be that person who's good with money. see what's free to spend. move money with a slide. save with a shake. feel good about your decisions. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy, and this is guillermo, who is just back from panama. last night, you learned and taught us about the real captain morgan. who do you have in store for us tonight? >> more of the same stuff. >> jimmy: all right. well, let's roll the tape. ♪ >> well, guillermo, you learned about the real captain morgamor. before we can go exploring for ship wrecks, stephanie and i are here to make you fall in love with scuba diving. >> fall in love? >> with scuba diving. >> oh. are we diving the thing under the water? >> the thing under the water. >> oh, okay. >> stephanie. i think i love you. >> i'm married. ♪ >> thdoes what happens under war stay under water? >> yeah, sure. >> stephanie. let's go under water. now! i love you, man. >> i love you, too, buddy. >> i usually don't go for blon

rosemarie dewitt, everyone. "the watch" opens friday.z. [ lori ] your memory was replaced. your mind was implanted with a life you think you've lived. ♪ [ doug ] i thought you loved me. then who the hell am i? ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] "total recall." [ man ] they've got a lock on the vehicle. you're gonna need your seat belt on! ♪ [ male announcer ] rated pg-13. >> jimmy: his new album comes out august 21st. it is called "chapter 5." here with the song "heart attack," tr attack," trey songz. >> what's up? ♪ oh ♪ oh ♪ we share something so common ♪ still so rare ♪ uncommon all never been here before so high ♪ ♪ we're still climbing even here inside these walls breaking each other's hearts and we don't care ♪ ♪ cause we're so in too deep can't think about giving it up but i never knew ♪ ♪ love would feel like a heart attack it's killing me swear i never ♪ ♪ cried so much cause i never knew love would hurt bad ♪ ♪ oh ♪ never never never never knew love ♪ ♪ oh ♪ the worst pain that i ever had outta times when i know i should be smiling seems t

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rosemarie dewitt will be here, and we'll have music from trey songz. from the travel channel, a man searching for the best sandwich in america adam richman will be here, and we'll have music from rick ross. so please watch us then too. >> jimmy: our first guest is a two-time oscar nominee you know him from "the town," "the hurt locker," "the avengers," and now he drastically improves the bourne franchise in "the bourne legacy" which opens in theaters august 10th, please say hello to jeremy renner. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i am a sucker for pop tarts. >> you made me eat one. >> jimmy: they're not hot. the toaster must not have been plugged in. how you doing? >> excellent. >> jimmy: a shot with him for tequila day? >> i didn't. during "avengers" red carpet. he was handing them out. >> jimmy: that's right you. had a shot with him. he doesn't remember. doesn't know his name right now, unfortunately. i saw your movie today, it is great. i will say this -- i was exhausted after watching it. i can only imagine how you were after shooting

thanks to lisa kudrow, rosemarie dewitt. apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. good night! ♪ ♪ [ man ] excuse me miss. [ gasps ] this fiber one 90 calorie brownie has all the moist, chewy, deliciousness you desire. mmmm. thanks. [ man ] at 90 calories, the brownie of your dreams is now deliciously real. [ female announcer ] and now, try our new chocolate chip cookie 90 calorie brownie. >>> it is happening in san francisco. a suspected it drunk driver struck a cable car in union square about 40 minutes aping. the suv hit the car at powell and gear restreets. >> both members of the cable car's crew ended up being taken to the hospital after suffering minor injuries, but none of the cable car's passengers were hurt. >> we have a live look for you now at the scene. police have taken the driver of that suv into custody. they say he appears in tokes indicated. investigators are still on the scene right now interviewing witnesses. good evening. i'm carolyn johnson. >> and i'm dan ashley. our other top story, a 12-year-old boy is in critical condition tonight after a freak accident

our guests are ben stiller, jeremy renner, colin farrell, jessica biel, aaron paul, rosemarie dewitt,achelorette" emily maynard and whomever she picks. or doesn't pick. we don't know. we'll have music from nas, trey songz, the head and the heart and rick ross. our first guest is a tireless force of nature who took a brief hiatus from acting last year to go nuts. he is back now with a new show called "anger management." watch it thursdays at 9:30 on fx. please welcome charlie sheen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? all of the guests i say how are you doing. but to you i say, how are you doing, you know? >> i get that a lot. i'm like, how's it going, how's it going with you. what do you want to know? >> jimmy: last time you were here, you came out and kissed me on the mouth. you left. you never called. i mean, i heard nothing from you at all. and i just felt like i was getting mixed signals. that's all. you can't do that to people. >> how do you think i felt? >> jimmy: how did you feel. >> the phone works both ways, bro. >> jimmy: how did you rate me as far as my l