i'm here with my pal, rosie o'donnell. ." it goes like this. rosie and i have partners from the audience. this is my partner, paige. and rosie's partner is amy. and rosie is going to kick us off by pressing start this buzzer. and drawing a clue from the top of this pile over here. the goal is to get your partner to guess the catch phrase. you say anything except the part of the clue that's on this thing. you can get physical, make whatever gestures you want to do. once they guess the clue, hand off the ticking buzzer to me, or the -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, the opposite team. there's no passing once you have the word. you have to do that word. whoever's left holding the buzzer loses when the time goes off. you'll see what it is. >> it's a lot of stress. >> jimmy: a lot of stress. >> okay. >> jimmy: the first team to win two rounds is the winner. >> okay. >> jimmy: let's take our position. >> all, right. >> jimmy: here we go. very good -- mood lighting. >> i wish they had the "dun dun duh." >> jimmy: yeah, yeah --a lot of m

i suspect you are. >> i think i am. >>> my special guest, rosie o'donnell.'ve been behaving quite well so far. >> have i? what were you expecting? >> i think you were expecting mayhem. >> i think you like the female comics to flirt but being i'm a lesbian, i don't think it could turn. >> i do think under different circumstances, you and i could be a hot couple. >> i think that's when you began to melt towards me. >> i met your pregnant wife and that's when we began to cuddle. >> it was a nice cuddle. but not as cuddly as you were. you're disappearing. how much weight have you lost? >> 16 pounds. is that a stone? >> that's a stone. >> november 6th. no. >> two months, 16 pounds. >> working out and eating healthy. it was my fiance, michelle saying, i love you, i do want to marry you, i want you to live. every other day, has me do the treadmill as long as i could do. initially, i could only do 20 minutes and now i can do 45 minutes. >> that's good. >> for me. and resistance with the weights. honestly, she makes a healthy dinner. let's say we go out to dinner, i

i think we can all agree that rosie o'donnell is not as suited to parenting as charles charles manson. after all, we know he was a family man. so lesbian moms, you listen to rick. whether you got your children through adoption, a surrogate or just tripped and fell on some david crosby sperm, you must do what is best for the kid. lie and tell them that they have a father but that he abandoned them and is now in jail. of course they might ask you when he will be out. just say never, your daddy is on death row for murder. now you're well adjusted. oh and if you hear any noises later it's just mommy and her roommate pam moving heavy furniture. but folks, with rick laying down the truth left and right, he is bound to be misinterpreted by the lame screed media and he has come under fire for something he allegedly said in iowa. >> i don't want to make people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money. i want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money. >> stephen: now it sounds like he's saying he doesn't want to make black people's lives better by giving them somebody

it was awful. [ laughter ] and then, tomorrow night, we have rosie o'donnell. emotional. >> jimmy: she can talk about anything. >> anything, yeah. then i've got my first president, jimmy carter, and his wife on wednesday night, which i'm really pleased about. and on the anchor leg on friday, rick santorum, for what may be his last stand before the big south carolina vote. so a big week. >> jimmy: that's a big get for you, yeah. when you get a politician running in -- >> well, it is. because, i mean, if mitt romney does win in south carolina, it may be game over. but, of course, santorum may well be the guy he chooses at his running mate. you never know. so it's getting interesting. >> jimmy: yeah. is that what you think? if you had to predict the future of who romney would take -- well, it's basically romney, right? >> well, it's seems to be. when i first took over the show, all the politics was about the tea party. and one by one, all these candidates and tea party siders just disappeared. and santorum's really the only one left, i guess, that represents that

rosie o'donnell and whoopee and we have dana a and kimberly and busy let's.ey look at socially conservative ideologies and if you believe schools should teach children -- >> i found this whole article to be ridiculous. i think it came out with a hypothesis that he was said the out to prove. that he wanted in some way demon them, lack of intelligence. >> i appreciate bob's point but i do think he said that. >> this is based on people with lesser education and lower i.q.s. >> he is saying they are not intelligent. not well educated. >> he said let's take a group of people who have lower i.q.s and see what they are. >> what were they? >> they tend to be in areas in the south they tend to be more conservative. that there is nothing wrong with that. they tend to be more racist whether they are black and white. >> you have to face redneck to be beat up by these guys and these are not smart, educated people. >> i'm talking about why i'm focusing on the ideology part. he refuted it himself. >> dana: what you are saying you are liberal when you are young you will be c

. >> i miss rosie o'donnell. >> i miss my dial up. >> touch the screen. >> i'm thinking of ditching my foempb to use boost mobile. iphone. >> we should move to oakland. >> never seen this ikea furniture in anyone else's apartment. >> could you please keep smacking your gum? >> tli. >> i've been dying to hear your new ring tone. >> i could go for a fillet of fish right now. >> that's cute. i do like filet of fish. every once in a while i do have a craving for that. not often. if mcdonald's starts doing it -- they could deliver it to my house. >> i wonder if this delivery thing can catch on. >> if they can find a way to keep it hot they will. >> they do deliver pizza and a lot of people are in -- [ cell phone ringing ] >> this is bothering us. >> not bothering me. >> imagine if you were on an airline halfway from, i think was it london to miami, you were in the middle of the night and it's black out there, you're at 35,000 feet. 35,000 feet and you get a recorded message playing on the plane. basically saying we're going make an emergency landing, a water landing. >> it came over twice.

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brilliant rosie o'donnell. tomorrow, i'll sit down for an extraordinary anniversary week with jimmy carter's wife rose ln. ac 360 starts right now. we begin tonight keeping them honest with growing questions for the italian cruise ship captain who ran and life and got off the wreck while he passengers were still onboard fighting for their lives. engineers today blew holes in the side of the costa concordia. they did it to get access point for the divers. five people were found today, bringing the death toll to 11, nearly two dozen still missing. the captain schettino was in court today where a judge ordered him held under arrest. the captain's story, people say, is not holding up well. he claims he and his crew were the last to abandon ship, and the navigationsistent didn't show the rocks. those don't stand up to the fact we already know. for instance, passengers and crew were scrambling down the side of the ship, and this is the infrared cameras where you see them, that trail is people scrambling down the side

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on tuesday night, tomorrow night, we have rosie o'donnell who mocks me for this question on twitter almost a riveting answer. in depth, passionate, emotional, thought provoking. if you watch tomorrow, you'll see why i love this question because it always gets a great answer. >> you're great at eliciting emotion. let's throw this picture up because we can and it's my show and we're going to have a little fun. i was in new york last weekend filling in on a new york show. can you see me, my feet up on your desk? >> get your feet off my desk. outrageous! what are you doing at my desk? how dare you? >> you weren't around. anyway, piers morgan, we look forward to seeing your big specials all this week. congratulations once again. pleasure meeting you, pleasure knowing you. >> a pleasure, brooke. >>> i get this e-mail from one of my writer/producers. i click on the link and it's kelly mcfarling. my first thought was, is it monday? born in atlanta, she now lives in san francisco. let me tell you, folks, the woman can sing. we caught up with kelly in a funky little listening room right here in atla

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. >>> rosie o'donnell tonight on my h my show. >>> we'll be back with more "cbs this morning." >>> ad them what they know about all this president-type stuff. >> you guys know the difference between a republican and a democrat? >> no. >> do you know what a republican is? >> a good guy from star wars? >> exactly. do you know what a democrat is? >> a person who adopt -- a doctor for your teeth. >> that does it for us. look at this program today. from john mccain, michelle obama. andy cohen. what kind of program do we have here? >> a winner. >> i think we need to get you home and get you into bed. we will leave. but we just want you to get better. are you coming back tomorrow? >> yes, indeed. i'll be here. >> we're be waiting. >> we're counting on it. >> ha do they say, starve a fever, feed a cold? >> you going home to watch real housewives in. >> i don't think so. i didn't think so either. the university of california has just announced that it will be smoke- free on all t >> good thursday morning. i'm grace lee. the university of california has just announced it will be smoke free and

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rosie o'donnell refusing entrance to peta's new year's eve party in miami.let her in with the large entourage dressed in casual clothing. the answer to the question of the day and the winner is william from virginia. congratulations. >> so sad about rosie. i almost don't want to do this segment but i'm going to have to anyway. start of a new year, and if your resolution is to land a better job, then you're in the right place. cheryl casone is here for the fox business network and on at noon today. joining us right now to talk about the top five companies hiring. welcome back. >> well, happy new year to all of you at home and look, unemployment probably is going to stay in the 8% to 9% range. probably the top of the range for the rest of the year. so we're going to be on hunt all year here. >> not with you doing this type of work. 24-hour fitness is hiring big time. >> new year's resolutions most typical resolution, lose weight! drop the holiday pounds. 24 hour fitness is going to be hiring, i had the ceo of the company on. he told me, yes, they have jobs. he