crackhead. ♪ roxbury crackhead cell phone ringer ♪ >> lieutenant medeiros has spent more than his shares over the past seven months. >> he tends to ramp himself up over a wide variety of things that are minor to us but seem big to him. >> there's no free come of speech in jail? >> he's already pulled several sprinkler heads and activated the heads and attempted several times to harm himself and he's been extremely verbally abusive and threatening to harm staff. >> no sooner does night shift commander come on duty then he spots gomes standing on his toilet reaching for a sprinkler head. >> what were you doing up there? i saw you up there. what were you doing up there? you don't have anything in your cell, do you? >> like what? >> anything. >> you searched me five times and still can't find no [ bleep ] that i have. every time they leave i break out a bag of coffee or [ bleep ] peach kool-aid and have a sip. okay? they never get everything. i got [ bleep ] you'll never find. >> want me to try? >> turn around. back up to the door, put your hands through, sir. >> the captain assembles a tea

for example, "wayne's world" and "tonight at the roxbury."l" sketch to movie should be "the lovers" starring you and of course, will ferrell. would you be down for that? >> would i be down for it. yeah, of course i would. working with will ferrell would be amazing. back in the old hot tub. >> my lover and i usually crave spiced meat. >> they don't really make many "snl" movies just off the characters anymore. kind of a thing of the past. but you never know. see if will can fit it into his schedule. >> sometimes i'll hear one of my students being pretty negative and another will tell her to stop being such a debbie downer. do you think that this is a form of flattery or is it just another sign that today's young people have nothing original to say? >> okay. this guy has a room full of kermit and action figures behind him, so i don't know what to think about this fellow but i do not see it as an unoriginal thing. i kind of like it when people tell me they know a debbie downer. >> also like us all to remember she's looking down at us and smiling