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another tragedy, for more insight, joined by senior trump analyst roy wood, jr., everybody! ow you doing, roy? you have been following trump this past year, how are you feeling about his fitness for the oval office. >> roy: honestly, trevor, trump doesn't belong in the white house. donald trump belongs in a rap video. >> trevor: what? >> roy: everything trump says is straight out of a rapper's play book. he bags about his money, disrespectful to woman and there is always fights at his concerts. >> trevor: just because trump is flamboyant, it doesn't make him a rapper. he's just saying stuff. >> yeah, the same way rappers just say stuff. do you really think jay-z has 99 problems? he's a billionaire. at the most, he's got 12 problems. >> trevor: okay, what about "lemonade." >> okay, 13. here's the thing. if you don't believe me, just read these actual trump quotes and tell me they don't sound like rap. >> trevor: i'm very rich. i have a great relationship with the blacks. i never liked bette midler's persona. >> ooh! that's beef right there, man! that's the rap game! >> trevor:
another tragedy, for more insight, joined by senior trump analyst roy wood, jr., everybody! ow you doing, roy? you have been following trump this past year, how are you feeling about his fitness for the oval office. >> roy: honestly, trevor, trump doesn't belong in the white house. donald trump belongs in a rap video. >> trevor: what? >> roy: everything trump says is straight out of a rapper's play book. he bags about his money, disrespectful to woman and there is always...
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the results are now in, and roy wood, jr. ere to announce the winner. ( applause ). >> oh, it's finally here, the moment we've been waiting for. >> roy, tonight is so special we went out and bought tuxiedoze, baby. >> i rented mine. but before we crown our champion, let's take a quick look at what happened in the final four. >> on one side we had traffic up against trump supporters. not really much different when you think about it. either way it's a lot of angry people yelling stuff. >> get out of my way! >> get out of my country! >> same sentiment, different accent. it wasn't close, trump supporters crushed traffic 88% to 12. ( cheers and applause ) >> i mean, that makes sense. traffic has been around for what, like, 100 years? it's hard to stay mad about something for 100 years. >> tell that to everyone in the middle east. >> good point. on the other side of the bracket, we had global warming versus slow wifi. for me slow wifi was more infuriating. let's face it. by the time global warming kicks in, i'll be in my casket. i'
the results are now in, and roy wood, jr. ere to announce the winner. ( applause ). >> oh, it's finally here, the moment we've been waiting for. >> roy, tonight is so special we went out and bought tuxiedoze, baby. >> i rented mine. but before we crown our champion, let's take a quick look at what happened in the final four. >> on one side we had traffic up against trump supporters. not really much different when you think about it. either way it's a lot of angry people...
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roy wood, jr., everybody. you cannot argue with that. ( cheers and applause ) so, so there's a variety of opinion about the $20 bill change, and earlier today, our own desi lydic hit the streets to see what people are really thinking. >> are you familiar with harriet tubman being on the $20 bill? >> i am. i think that it's a travesty. it shouldn't be done. >> do you have a 20 we can look at? look at that. that's a beautiful $20 bill. get ready to kiss this good-bye. >> no. >> do you have a 20? you know who that is? andrew jackson. >> yeah. >> they called him "old hickory "was his nickname. yeah. >> that was my money. >> no, that was my money. i'll hold that. hold that up. good-looking guy, right? >> yeah! >> do you know they called him old hickory? thank you so much. thank you, i appreciate it. thanks. yeah, no, i think we're good. oh, no, i gave it back to you. >> oh,. >> yeah, i don't need money. i got plenty of money. i'm on television. i got some fun facts for you. you got a wonky pinky. >> no. >> yes, he
roy wood, jr., everybody. you cannot argue with that. ( cheers and applause ) so, so there's a variety of opinion about the $20 bill change, and earlier today, our own desi lydic hit the streets to see what people are really thinking. >> are you familiar with harriet tubman being on the $20 bill? >> i am. i think that it's a travesty. it shouldn't be done. >> do you have a 20 we can look at? look at that. that's a beautiful $20 bill. get ready to kiss this good-bye. >>...
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so let's go to hasan minhaj and roy wood, jr. look at this round's most infuriating contenders! ♪ (cheers and applause) >> thanks, trevor. we made it to the third round. the field is narrowed and we've said bye-bye to some teams that just couldn't piss off enough people to make the cut. >> yeah. the kardashians. >> get your asses out of there! but we're down to 16 infuriating teams. we have to keep our eyes on martin shkreli who somehow beat out bill cosby in the first round. >> yep. then he went on to crush old people in the second round! they are very brittle, roy. >> now hasan faces his toughest challenge yet when he squares off against the united states congress. >> ooh, okay. and this game and in real life, they're going to head to head. this is an interesting matchup on a philosophical level, roy. are people madder about one specific asshole or a whole building of assholes? >> congress is like a costco of assholes. more assholes than anyone could ever need! (cheers and applause) just pallets of assholes. you bring home a 50
so let's go to hasan minhaj and roy wood, jr. look at this round's most infuriating contenders! ♪ (cheers and applause) >> thanks, trevor. we made it to the third round. the field is narrowed and we've said bye-bye to some teams that just couldn't piss off enough people to make the cut. >> yeah. the kardashians. >> get your asses out of there! but we're down to 16 infuriating teams. we have to keep our eyes on martin shkreli who somehow beat out bill cosby in the first...
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humor is sensitive to race, but luckily we have two correspondents who are experts at navigating it, roy woodjr. and jordan klepper, everybody! (cheers and applause) >> thanks, trevor. it's true, jokes involving race can be tricky. >> but if you keep an open mind, it can pay off. >> that's why we work good on camera. our friendship exists off camera. we were doing a stand-up gig at college. >> first time this guy's been to college. >> not true. okay. jordan is playing with the idea of the undereducated black man and it's okay because we're friends. he's using stereotypes to create satire, a powerful weapon. >> almost as powerful as royce's unregistered handgun. >> i don't have a gun, but i see what you're doing, and it's okay. when jordan confronts me, it forces me to keep an open mind. >> when roy confronts me, it force mess to keep an open cash register -- take it all! go home and feed your 19 kids! >> what's the problem? i'm just doing this because we're friends. these kinds of jokes can be misunderstood if you're not aware of your audience. >> save the cp jokes for when you're among frien
humor is sensitive to race, but luckily we have two correspondents who are experts at navigating it, roy woodjr. and jordan klepper, everybody! (cheers and applause) >> thanks, trevor. it's true, jokes involving race can be tricky. >> but if you keep an open mind, it can pay off. >> that's why we work good on camera. our friendship exists off camera. we were doing a stand-up gig at college. >> first time this guy's been to college. >> not true. okay. jordan is...
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boeheim against the only number one seed to make it to houston north carolina and their head coach roy woods. both have a title. get this. remember boeheim and carmelo anthony beat him when he was coaching in kansas. do they think a great coach is always measured by titles? things. i'm trying to figure out how to get baskets. i have been very fortunate to have great kids who have made me look really good. i hope they keep doing in for a long time. >> if you can win a national championship in coaching, i don't care if you coached 50 years. it's good. >> you probably will be happy if you win the pulitzer prize, wouldn't you >> no doubt. >>> syracuse has a jersey connection as they face north carolina tomorrow. two players winning a and now they are a couple of wins away from winning college basketball's championship. >> it's great to see them in the final four. i love watching them play. i watched every game. i know they can finish it. i have faith in them. >> we are hoping they are able to get two more wins and cut down the nets but no matter what happens, to reach the final four and do what
boeheim against the only number one seed to make it to houston north carolina and their head coach roy woods. both have a title. get this. remember boeheim and carmelo anthony beat him when he was coaching in kansas. do they think a great coach is always measured by titles? things. i'm trying to figure out how to get baskets. i have been very fortunate to have great kids who have made me look really good. i hope they keep doing in for a long time. >> if you can win a national championship...
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. >> reporter: a day earlier fits roy spotted some deer and followed them to cobbs creek park into the woodshere in the darkness he thought he saw an animal covered up. he left but something told him to come back and when he did, he found it wasn't an animal, but a man. a quadriplegic allegedly left by his mother to die. fits roy saved his life. >> he really was bothered by it. he brought tears to his eyes. he was hurt to see human live laying there like that. ♪ >> reporter: today family and friends came back to that park not just to remember what fits roy did, but to remember fits roy himself. he took a little fall last month, nothing too serious but when he went to get check out at the hospital, doctors came back with some astounding news. >> he said the doctor said i have a lung cancer and it's spread all over my body. >> three weeks later fits roy was dead. tonight his family came from across the country to release balloons in his honor and share stories of a man whose live mission seemed to be to make others happy. >> the kids in the neighborhood he would take four, five, six kids and t
. >> reporter: a day earlier fits roy spotted some deer and followed them to cobbs creek park into the woodshere in the darkness he thought he saw an animal covered up. he left but something told him to come back and when he did, he found it wasn't an animal, but a man. a quadriplegic allegedly left by his mother to die. fits roy saved his life. >> he really was bothered by it. he brought tears to his eyes. he was hurt to see human live laying there like that. ♪ >> reporter:...