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welcome roy wood, jr. what a game it has been. >> we've seen world records, dreams made and hopes crushed. >> who doesn't like watching the flicker go out in a young kid's eyes. >> jordan, what's that on your neck? >> oh, this thing? (laughter) >> have you been doing the cupping therapy like the athletes? >> no, no. last night my loneliness got the best of me and i had sex with a vacuum cleaner. (laughter) >> okay, let'so go to trevor noah as he competes in the 30-minute men's free-style hosting sprint. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> trevor: thank you so much! welcome to "the daily show"! i'm your host trevor noah. tonight's guests from the hit comedy central show "another period," nikolai patrushe nick e and natasha leggero, everybody! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: i know for most people the news every day is about this used condom filled with orange gatorade. but while that's going on, another competition
welcome roy wood, jr. what a game it has been. >> we've seen world records, dreams made and hopes crushed. >> who doesn't like watching the flicker go out in a young kid's eyes. >> jordan, what's that on your neck? >> oh, this thing? (laughter) >> have you been doing the cupping therapy like the athletes? >> no, no. last night my loneliness got the best of me and i had sex with a vacuum cleaner. (laughter) >> okay, let'so go to trevor noah as he...
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i'm roy wood, jr. >> and filling in for jordan klepper, i'm ronny chieng. >> it's good to have you herena doing so well in the games! >> okay, but i'm malaysian. (laughter) >> i don't know what that is. (laughter) on to the news. the only thing louder than the crowds of rio have been the criticism of athletes on social media. everybody telling gabby douglas that she needs to smile more. you should smile more! y'all should shut up more! would you say that to michael phelps? no! look at him (laughter) look at him sitting there looking like an axe murderer. you ain't gonna find them bodies, they gone! he chopped them up! (laughter) lighter story. chinese olympian he zi was given a silver medal for diving and then her boyfriend proposed on the podium. he's a romantic guy, right? >> he's a selfish asshole. first, he waits to see if she won something before proposing then steals her moment. you couldn't wait till you got home? she spent her whole life training for this and driving into green sewage all week and you think you're the prize? there is only one silver medal, okay, buddy? chinese g
i'm roy wood, jr. >> and filling in for jordan klepper, i'm ronny chieng. >> it's good to have you herena doing so well in the games! >> okay, but i'm malaysian. (laughter) >> i don't know what that is. (laughter) on to the news. the only thing louder than the crowds of rio have been the criticism of athletes on social media. everybody telling gabby douglas that she needs to smile more. you should smile more! y'all should shut up more! would you say that to michael...
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i'm roy wood, jr. >> and filling in for jordan klepper, i'm ronny chieng. >> it's good to have you here, ronny, especially with china doing so well in the games! >> okay, but i'm malaysian. (laughter) >> i don't know what that is. (laughter) on to the news. the only thing louder than the crowds of rio have been the criticism of athletes on social media. everybody telling gabby douglas that she needs to smile more. you should smile more! y'all should shut up more! would you say that to michael phelps? no! look at him (laughter) look at him sitting there looking like an axe murderer. you ain't gonna find them bodies, they gone! he chopped them up! (laughter) lighter story. chinese olympian he zi was given a silver medal for diving and then her boyfriend proposed on the podium. he's a romantic guy, right? >> he's a selfish asshole. first, he waits to see if she won something before proposing then steals her moment. you couldn't wait till you got home? she spent her whole life training for this and driving into green sewage all week and you think you're the prize? there is only one silver m
i'm roy wood, jr. >> and filling in for jordan klepper, i'm ronny chieng. >> it's good to have you here, ronny, especially with china doing so well in the games! >> okay, but i'm malaysian. (laughter) >> i don't know what that is. (laughter) on to the news. the only thing louder than the crowds of rio have been the criticism of athletes on social media. everybody telling gabby douglas that she needs to smile more. you should smile more! y'all should shut up more! would...
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welcome roy wood, jr.has been. >> we've seen world records, dreams made and hopes crushed. >> who doesn't like watching the flicker go out in a young kid's eyes. >> jordan, what's that on your neck? >> oh, this thing? (laughter) >> have you been doing the cupping therapy like the athletes? >> no, no. last night my loneliness got the best of me and i had sex with a vacuum cleaner. (laughter) >> okay, let'so go to trevor noah as he competes in the 30-minute men's free-style hosting sprint. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> trevor: thank you so much! welcome to "the daily show"! i'm your host trevor noah. tonight's guests from the hit comedy central show "another period," nikolai patrushe nick e and natasha leggero, everybody! (cheers and applause) >> trevor: i know for most people the news every day is about this used condom filled with orange gatorade. but while that's going on, another competition is hpe
welcome roy wood, jr.has been. >> we've seen world records, dreams made and hopes crushed. >> who doesn't like watching the flicker go out in a young kid's eyes. >> jordan, what's that on your neck? >> oh, this thing? (laughter) >> have you been doing the cupping therapy like the athletes? >> no, no. last night my loneliness got the best of me and i had sex with a vacuum cleaner. (laughter) >> okay, let'so go to trevor noah as he competes in the...
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let's go to roy wood, jr. inside the convention now. >> that's right, reporting to you live from inside the quicken loans arena. it's so white looks like i'm inside a tub of cream cheese. >> trevor: there is also a lot of tension. you can't be with feeling safe. >> they love me! republicans never do good with black people. in ohio trump was 0% with white people. >> trevor: in ohio h, trump was 0% with blacks. or could be up there -- but you're in the r.n.c., what are you about to do? >> i'm having the time of my life. everybody wants me to be their black friend. i have been to five bar mitzvahs, two weddings and a yacht race. how much does trump love black beampeople? >> he loves them. >> how good is donald trump for black people? (laughter) you've seen some black people here at the convention, right? >> i don't pay attention. >> we're at the republican national convention, i need you to work the west side of the arena and i'll work the east side and people won't confuse us. >> they won't confuse us because yo
let's go to roy wood, jr. inside the convention now. >> that's right, reporting to you live from inside the quicken loans arena. it's so white looks like i'm inside a tub of cream cheese. >> trevor: there is also a lot of tension. you can't be with feeling safe. >> they love me! republicans never do good with black people. in ohio trump was 0% with white people. >> trevor: in ohio h, trump was 0% with blacks. or could be up there -- but you're in the r.n.c., what are you...
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. >> trevor: going to roy wood, jr. you're on the ground in cleveland. what are you hearing?irmed reports that immigrants are buying weapons on the black market, trevor! in fact, some are reported to have been saying they plan to be armed to the teeth in windowless vans. so the black community is out of options, they have to come together hike the avengers and fight back! i've got no choice. i've got to arm myself and my child. >> trevor: strong statements. thanks, roy. let's go to hasan minhaj, everybody, who's standing by. hasan, you're on the ground. what can you tell us? >> trevor, i am hearing that the black panthers and the avengers have teamed up to come kill us using child soldiers. now, there is only one thing for me to do. first things first, i've got to get a bunch of guns. then i've got to go to the mosque with my family and just prays everything turns out okay. >> trevor, trevor! >> trevor: what's happening, jordan? >> a muslim militia is gathering together en masse. i can only assume to plot an attack of some kind in conjunction with an army of child soldiers he
. >> trevor: going to roy wood, jr. you're on the ground in cleveland. what are you hearing?irmed reports that immigrants are buying weapons on the black market, trevor! in fact, some are reported to have been saying they plan to be armed to the teeth in windowless vans. so the black community is out of options, they have to come together hike the avengers and fight back! i've got no choice. i've got to arm myself and my child. >> trevor: strong statements. thanks, roy. let's go to...
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if features future, roy woods. tickets are pretty much sold out, but more could open up right before the show. >> alcides: last hour.talking about linds her head bop like this. >> alcides: lindsay, see a couple of moves. >> lindsay: we need to talk about the tropics, guys. starting out the day tropical moisture makes it feel humid. feeling like the upper 70s -- not upper 70s, but 87 in st. pete. hang in there is heat building. rain pushing away from us, but as we look toward the east, our rain chances will be building to 50%. as we look at a lot of moisture with this heads, that will play a big role in our rain chances next week regardless of development. we will talk more about it, and hope you stay with us a now at havertys furniture, it's our labor day sale. where you can create the perfect home. from now until september 5th, you'll find huge savings on stylish pieces. get free delivery, with havertys, your home can be perfect, even when life isn't. mom? have you see my iguana? the labor day sale is on now, at h
if features future, roy woods. tickets are pretty much sold out, but more could open up right before the show. >> alcides: last hour.talking about linds her head bop like this. >> alcides: lindsay, see a couple of moves. >> lindsay: we need to talk about the tropics, guys. starting out the day tropical moisture makes it feel humid. feeling like the upper 70s -- not upper 70s, but 87 in st. pete. hang in there is heat building. rain pushing away from us, but as we look toward...
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it features future, roy woods and dvsn. tickets are pretty much sold out, but we are told they could open up some more before the show. >> alcides: did you see lindsay with that video. >> anjuli: i know him. >> alcides: she was giving him a thumbs up. >> anjuli: you did not. you saw drake in concert. >> lindsay: i did. if you don't have tickets but have plans outside, the weather and inludes some storms. later today 80 degrees. rain offshore moving away. we look off to the east for a solid 50% storm chance this afternoon and evening favoring our coastal areas. look at sarasota, your 60% rain chance and the tropics are busy. four areas of disturbed weather we are tracking. the only one that may impact us is invest 99 l. we will hillary clinton: i'm hillary clinton and i approve this message. over sixty people here making shirts labled made in america. but donald trump's brand of shirts come from china, his suits from mexico, his coats from india. trump's products have been made in twelve other countries because he says there
it features future, roy woods and dvsn. tickets are pretty much sold out, but we are told they could open up some more before the show. >> alcides: did you see lindsay with that video. >> anjuli: i know him. >> alcides: she was giving him a thumbs up. >> anjuli: you did not. you saw drake in concert. >> lindsay: i did. if you don't have tickets but have plans outside, the weather and inludes some storms. later today 80 degrees. rain offshore moving away. we look...
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i'm jordan "surfboardin" klepper and this is roy "loves little boys" wood, jr. >> no, no, don't play like that. that's not even true! >> why does it rhyme, roy? back to the story, ryan lochte is back in the water, it's hot. >> rio's pools aren't the only thing full of (bleep). >> true. he said he and teammates were robbed at gunpoint by men dressed as police but authorities say they gave their money to a gas station manager to pay for damaging after they broke down a rest room door. >> an olympic spokesman said give the kids a break. they had fun, made a mistake, life goes on, end quote. lochte is just a child of 32! >> imagine if a group of black athletes pulled this crap. they wouldn't be called fun kids. they would be called thugs and hoodlums. >> whoa whoa whoa! why do you have to make everything about race? >> well, because i'm woke. >> wait, you're what? >> i'm woke. can i not say that? is it like the "n" word? >> just messing with you, man! but for real, don't ever say that again. >> all right. >> here's trevor noah with "the daily show." >> from comedy central's world news hea
i'm jordan "surfboardin" klepper and this is roy "loves little boys" wood, jr. >> no, no, don't play like that. that's not even true! >> why does it rhyme, roy? back to the story, ryan lochte is back in the water, it's hot. >> rio's pools aren't the only thing full of (bleep). >> true. he said he and teammates were robbed at gunpoint by men dressed as police but authorities say they gave their money to a gas station manager to pay for damaging after...
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i'm jordan "surfboardin" klepper and this is roy "loves little boys" wood, jr. >> no, no, don't play 's not even true! >> why does it rhyme, roy? back to the story, ryan lochte is back in the water, it's hot. >> rio's pools aren't the only thing full of (bleep). >> true. he said he and teammates were robbed at gunpoint by men dressed as police but authorities say they gave their money to a gas station manager to pay for damaging after they broke down a rest room door. >> an olympic spokesman said give the kids a break. they had fun, made a mistake, life goes on, end quote. lochte is just a child of 32! >> imagine if a group of black athletes pulled this crap. they wouldn't be called fun kids. they would be called thugs and hoodlums. >> whoa whoa whoa! why do you have to make everything about race? >> well, because i'm woke. >> wait, you're what? >> i'm woke. can i not say that? is it like the "n" word? >> just messing with you, man!
i'm jordan "surfboardin" klepper and this is roy "loves little boys" wood, jr. >> no, no, don't play 's not even true! >> why does it rhyme, roy? back to the story, ryan lochte is back in the water, it's hot. >> rio's pools aren't the only thing full of (bleep). >> true. he said he and teammates were robbed at gunpoint by men dressed as police but authorities say they gave their money to a gas station manager to pay for damaging after they broke down...
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in charge of mississippi, roy moore, he was headquartered in jackson, heard of the crime, he immediately dispatched an army of fbi agents into what i call the central piney woods. the war on the klan had really started at the end of the summer of '64 when they found the bodies of three civil rights activists, but it hadn't really reached, you know, all across the state. and, actually, there was very little federal intervention in piney woods, it kind of had come and gone because it was, particularly forest county had been very adept at making its county look like it was a moderate county. once the civil rights movement really got going many this part of the area which wasn't really until -- i mean, there was earlier efforts, but it wasn't really until '62 when it really exploded, the powers that be there, some of them were moderate9, and moderate's always a difficult word to fully define what that means because it meant different things for different people. somewhat moderate in the sense they were segregationist, but they opposed violence for moral reasons. but some of them to opposed violence for practical reasons because violence always brings in the media.
in charge of mississippi, roy moore, he was headquartered in jackson, heard of the crime, he immediately dispatched an army of fbi agents into what i call the central piney woods. the war on the klan had really started at the end of the summer of '64 when they found the bodies of three civil rights activists, but it hadn't really reached, you know, all across the state. and, actually, there was very little federal intervention in piney woods, it kind of had come and gone because it was,...