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, roy wood, jr. ( cheers and applause ) this is an interesting time, roy. what do you think about trump's visit to the black church? >> trevor, i feel bad for every member of that congregation. think about it. you go to church every sunday praying to god to keep trump out of your life only to show up one morning and see him in the pulpit. trump is turning good church folk into atheists. i can tell you, people were not happy about this. >> trevor: but roy, but roy, there were people at the church. >> stop acting like trump packed out the cathedral. he was at a normal-sized church and it was half empty. do you know how hard it is to not fill a black church? ( laughter ) ( applause ) black people stop at church on their way to church. it's important to us. church is important. that's why the the service is so long. i went to church sunday morning. i just got out. we have a lot to pray for and, man, it takes time. white church is an hour because all they gotta do is give thanks. mostly, thank god ooum not black. >> trevor: that's hymn 52, i think. beautiful son

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cranky.rank check it out.. >> help us make sense of all ofo this, it's our senior black skin correspondent roy woody.everybody. (applause). >> thank you trevor.rer. roy, i'm assuming you watched w the bet award this weekend.ke >> i wasn't warding the bet.dinb of course you know i watched thh bet awards. you know what i watch after thee bet awards? the bet awards again. west coast feed. f you know what it watch after that, trevor.vo >> the bet awards. the brds >> no celebrity family feud.y i dvred while i was watching the bet awards.ward >> fair enough.air eno so, roy, do you think it'st' justin timberlake's place too comment -- >> that's roy wood, role as a i coursne responder ww the daily show, and trevor noah. you might know him from therom t shows like sullivan and sons and conan and as a former finalist l on last comic standing he'sg hs starting a new season of then of daily show in just a few weeks.s he's closing out his summerr right here in washington, d.c.n right herewa in the lot of righg now he's right here in the lot of this weekend you'll be ablhel to see him for couple of showsfs at th

roy wood, jr., joining us live. roy. how did the two candidates do tonight. >> that's sneaky mofo tonight. can i say mofo. >> tevor: you just did. but not ass don't say ass. >> you just said it. donald trump came out saying i want to make sure immigrants get deported. no. but then hillary starts talking about trump worthy. girl you tripping. i know you did not just start talk about being trustworthy. and trump talking about all he was against the iraq war. cutting off lester. i got your back, brother. >> tevor: roy, roy, roy. what are you doing. >> you asked me to black-check the debates snievmentd no. >> tevor: no, roy, i asked you to fact check the debates. why would i ask you to black check the debate. >> i don't know what you were asking. i thought it was pretty racist to be honest. i didn't want to say anything though because that dude hate black people, i better keep my mouth shut. trevor, though, why do you think trouble was sniffing so much. >> tevor: you asked me it's obvious he was sniffing all the [bleep] he w

. >> all rise for the honorable judge roy wood, jr. >> yeah, better stand in my courtroom.of that kaepernick going on in here. be seated. jordan, what's your opening statement? >> thank you, your honor. ladies and gentlemen of the court. take a look at this flag. now, this sacred flag represents the countless brave americans who put themselves in harm's way to protect everything we hold dear -- liberty, opportunity, the free sub that comes with the purchase of nine other free subs. the only thing america asks of you in return is that you rise up off your fat, pampered american ass when they raise that flag for the national anthem. as long as you're standing and your hand is over your heart, you can think is whatever you want. i like to come up with ways to fake my own death. you see, my marriage is crumbling and -- >> we heard enough. >> all right. >> desi, opening statements, please. >> my colleague would like you to believe the flag stands for all values that makes america great. but the flag represents 50 states and 1 13 colonies. for some, this is for criminal justice.

would look to those who have the expernice a particular field to rely upon making these decision and roy wood kwlul is the only member of fsoc who has an insurance background is the only one who voted to not designate met life. i think he's getting a little recognition from the court but why did you ignore his recommendation with his background, insurance commissioner, understanding of the requirements, a different set of risk than bank and other financial institutions have to have. it just seems like it wasn't -- >> well, there was a very detailed analysis done of the risk that met life's failure could pose to the u.s. financial system. much of that analysis has been made available and is on the fsoc web site and -- >> there's never been a run on an insurance company. let's face it, they have a 30-year risk assessment as opposed to a bank that has day to day, minute to minute and i guess that -- and i think this is what we're finding out from the met life decision is that we have to address these non-bank financial institutions in a whole different way than we address the banking industry. f

bobby wood goal one and 32nd minute headed to the wrong team. usa 42 minute roy richards that's a penalty and usa up 3-0 you get the idea here in the backyard. winning 6-0. >> you can file thl under you had one job. pickens high school in south carolina opposing coach troy shot this on the side blinds saying this is not a joke it's sideline we're playing on tonight. i don't know if whoever did this had few too many drinks before they started but i heard someone there to eyes maybe was chased by bee. >> maybe playing pokemon go. >> you have to catch them all. >> but what i don't understand did you see the field blinds are straight. >> yeah. >> but this one i mean that -- >> i'll tell you what it would make for interesting calls. >> it really would. >> that's true. >> technical here. >> i don't know if south carolina high school football had review. but they would probably need i it. this photo has been shared over 5,000 times on twitter and rightfully so. >> that's great. >> crazy. >> so funny. >> all right. >> still ahead tonight a doctor's out of jail free pass.

agent in charge of mississippi, roy moore, he was headquartered in jackson heard of the crime, he immediately dispatched an army of fbi agents -- what i call the central woods, the war on the klan had started at tend of the summer of '64 when they found the bodies of activists. it had actually -- there wasas very little federal intervention in pine woods. it had come and gone because the it was forest county had been very adept at making county that it was a modern county.. once the civil rights movement really got going in the this part of the area -- there was earlier efforts but wasn't really until '62 where it really exploded the the powers that be there, some of them were moderate, moderate is always a difficult word to fully define because it meant different things for different people. somewhat moderate in the sense that they were segregationist but opposed violence for moral reasons. some of them were segregationist but oppressed violence. the media stays, that forces the federal government to intervene and they we wanted to prevent that from happening so they actually orchestrated a plan to resist the civil rights movement with nonviolent massiveem

sheet rock out and the insulation that is behind it, the carpet and wood floors -- if not mold comes in. here's a tragic example. roy and vera rodney are both in their 80's. they had four inches of water enter their home. a fema inspector told them it was habitable so they were denied repairs and rent assistance but they didn't have family nearby. they couldn't gut their house. they couldn't repair it. so the water, damage, cars and furniture stayed and predictably mold appeared. they could no longer live, they were evacuated elsewhere. now they have mold throughout their home and it is unhabitable. because they couldn't get the aid they needed cost of recovery grew with time. if there is a metaphor here, it is this, it is they. if you are not able to get the aid when needed the cost of recovery grows with time. roy and vera were not required to purchase flood insurance. they live in zone x and zone x is thought to be at such low risk for flooding flood insurance is not required. about 80% of the homes that were flooded did not have flood insurance not because they didn't purchase it, on purpose when they were told

in charge of mississippi, roy moore, he was headquartered in jackson, heard of the crime, he immediately dispatched an army of fbi agents into what i call the central piney woods. the war on the klan had really started at the end of the summer of '64 when they found the bodies of three civil rights activists, but it hadn't really reached, you know, all across the state. and, actually, there was very little federal intervention in piney woods, it kind of had come and gone because it was, particularly forest county had been very adept at making its county look like it was a moderate county. once the civil rights movement really got going many this part of the area which wasn't really until -- i mean, there was earlier efforts, but it wasn't really until '62 when it really exploded, the powers that be there, some of them were moderate9, and moderate's always a difficult word to fully define what that means because it meant different things for different people. somewhat moderate in the sense they were segregationist, but they opposed violence for moral reasons. but some of them to opposed violence for practical reasons because violence always brings in the media.