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. >> trevor: roy wood, jr., everyone.e'll be right back ( cheers and applause ) yeah, this is bob barnett in chicago. (john foley) i was there when bob barnett made the first commercial wireless phone call. we were both working on that first network that would eventually become verizon's. that call opened the door to the billions of mobile calls that we've all made since. i'm proud i was part of that first call, and i'm proud that i'm here now as we build america's first and only 5g ultra wideband network that will transform how we all live, once again. (bob) the first call that we've made on the cellular system. ( cheers and applause ) welcome back to "the daily show." you know, parents today face more challenges than ever, protecting their kids from social media, bulge i didn't think, lion attacks -- and, yes, that doesn't happen in america yet, but they'll find a way over here, trust me. so to help parents out, desi lydic returns with her current segment "the parent rap." ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor, i'm not ju

covering shitstorms but tonight we have full team coverage of sh, t storm donald so let's start with roy wood, jr. over at the map. roy everybody. (applause) roy, what request we expect from the shitstorm. >> trevor, if you were thinking of logging on to twitter, you might want to think again. two trump tweets have already hit washington d.c. and these are category four. cat gore four, this is bad. none of that lo level cofefeshit right here. the entire east coast is to be covered in the beulshit, by sunday i you can expect kellyanne conway coming out doing cleanup 2e8ing us how the president didn't mess up in puerto rico because there is no such thing as a puerto rico. and you are a racist for thinking there is. the bull, h, t is coming, man, kiss your family. >> trevor: thank you so much, roy. now let's turn to desi lydic who is tracking the mandatory-- mandatory he vk yaition of residents, how is it looking down there. >> trevor, the national guard is telling everyone to get out of cell phone range before any more tweets come. or if you can't do that then just download enough porn to get y

so we did a piece on the show, roy wood jr.over a mayor in montana who's a refugee and lived in america and he won over people who voted for trump. and everyone was like, "how do he do it?" and we realized that, in montana, the mayoral race isn't run along party lines, so people just campaign on ideas. and once you remove the blue and the red, you'll be surprised who people actually choose. if you go back to the election, that's what people said, they said, "look, i don't like donald, but that's my only choice. what choice do i have?" and it's weird to me that america is a country where you have like 16 cereals, but two political parties. ( laughter ) you should have more choices, because i don't think it's as simple as blue and red. >> stephen: because we end up choosing teams. >> it's completely teams. >> stephen: and people vote against their self-interest often. >> that's exactly what it is. >> stephen: you were also involved in a low level in african politics recently, because you were in "black panther." >> well, i was in

wooded area and left him there. the toddler's body was found the next day. >>> former alabama senate candidate roy moore suing sacha baron cohe nerks -- cohen. he is seeking $95 million for defamation and emotional distress. cohen brought out a metal detector wand and claimed it could detect pedophiles. a spokesperson for showtime refusing to comment because of pending litigation. >>> colin kaepernick will make an appearance during the season opener in philadelphia during the nfl opener. not on the field, but in this nike commercial. >> believe in something. even if it means sacrificing everything. >> the commercial narrated by kaepernick also featuring lebron james and serena williams and several others. kaepernick's protest against racial injustice launched an effort against the nfl in 2016. now a colorado sports store getting rid of all nike merchandise to protest the ads. steve martin has owned primetime sports for years. he said his father-in-law was a prisoner of war and claims kaepernick doesn't know sacrifice. the president will be in montana tonight at a rally. expect that to be discussed. >> i expect the

wooded fields. >> right now, we're on a search and rescue patrol. so, we encounter anybody that needs assistance, we'll assess the situation. >> reporter: farther south in wilmington, cars filling flooded parking lots. today, governor roy cooper flying with the coast guard to survey the damage. warning residents of the floods still to come. tom, this is the problem. it just keeps raining. adding to the already swollen rivers, which keep rising. tom? >> eva, thank you. >>> florence has been downgraded to a tropical depression, but it's still dangerous. here's rob marciano with the latest track. rob? >> reporter: the scope of this is just remarkable. dozens of counties with flash flood warnings. charlotte seeing flooding today. some warnings extend over 300 miles inland. a shift of the heavy rain to the west. and the circulation breaking down. wilmington, seeing two feet of rain, a record. in the next 24 hours, by 7:00 p.m. tomorrow night, this front will squeeze the moisture. by tuesday night, looking for significant rain across the i-95 corridor. anywhere from one to six inches of rain. most everybody getting at least a piece of florence. tom? >> rob, thank you. we know you and the team will stay tracking florence. we'