[cheering] roy wood jr: ok, ok.lking about a canvas, the easel, and we gonna sit there for seven hours and look happy, damn it. - ok. you're going every which way then. dulcé, just tell me, what the hell should melania do then? she should be doing what she been doing. take advantage of trump when he's president. and when he's not, let his ass twist in the wind while you at home watching martin reruns and banging his pool boys. [cheering] ok. i mean, she's doing it at mar-a-lago right now. wait. so you know where she is. well, then why are you running up an expense account on my week? [laughter] what you-- what? this is my week hosting, and you running up the bill with all this travel. come on. wow, this is how you treat a black woman? [laughter] that's not-- in april? no, no, that's not happening. black women's history month? no, no, no, no, no, no. no, no, no. that's not how i meant it. - wow. - that's not how i meant it. - wow. that's not how-- no, no, no, no, no. let me-- no, i should be out here with a telfar ba

. >>> and roy wood jr. is here to talk about his best zingers against clarence thomas, tucker carlson, and the president himself at this weekend's white house correspondents dinner. >>> we begin tonight with america's gun crisis on full display once again with unimaginable horror in texas. on friday evening, in cleveland, texas, five people were shot to death including a 9-year-old boy. the suspect had been firing a semiautomatic rifle in his yard when his neighbor, wilson garcia, asked him over the fence to stop so his baby could sleep. according to authorities, the suspect responded that he would do whatever he wanted at this house. he then went into his home, grabbed an ar-15 rifle, the doorbell camera captured him walking over to garcia's home where he shot and killed five people. here are the five victims. diana alvarado, 21. garcia's 9-year-old son, daniel, and garcia's wife, sonya guzman, 25. julissa rivera, 31, and jose jonathan cesarez, 18. the gunman shot them in the head, execution style. two of

joined by one of my favorite people, fresh off hosting the white house correspondents dinner, uncle roy woodd applause] >> hello, dulce. >> dulce: thank you so much! now you agree with me, roy, we got to get these kids off of social media. >> you crazy? social media needs to be mandatory for kids. keep them distracted on their phones. i don't want these kids on the street to my talking to me, making me feel old. you walk past these kids and they start up lamenting your shoes but i don't know what the street name of those issues. "i know you got the scooby-doo green goblets." what are you talking about? did you just asked me for drugs? just say nice sneakers. get the hill away for me. i ain't one of your friends. go home. buy one of those tide pods. they will still leave the tide pods. >> dulce: listen, i heard they are delicious. listen, roy, you have a child. do you want him on social media? >> damn straight i want him on social media. i have to think about his future. after ai and chat chatgpt, being an influence or will be the only thing. when i catch my kid doing geometry work, i say, ge

let's give it up for roy wood jr.. [applause] roy: ya'll give it up for dark random. happy to be here -- dark brandon. first, i think you left something here. he doesn't know where to keep them. i'm happy to be here. happy to be here. very happy, very happy to be here. it's a pleasure to be here amongst our country's greatest leaders. distinguish media organizations, both property brothers and dr. fauci. if you see ouchi, take -- if you see dr. fauci take a picture with him, get your booster shot. you are dressed nice you've got good threads on, the jewelry is glistening. it looks like everyone got that settlement money from fox news. and that's all i have to say about that. because i'm not thin and -- i'm not finnin to have dominon on my back. when i go to the polls, i am not -- i am using a did minyan machine. if you want the truth put dominion in your boots. i'm not getting sued. there are three people in the courtroom, cardi b, dominion and gwyneth paltrow if you see them you're going to lose. i would like to thank the white house correspondents association for ha

the evening was hosted by "daily show" correspondent roy wood jr. who poked fun at mr. biden, florida governor ron desantis and new york congressman george santos. celebrity guests included "cbs mornings" co-host gayle king and actors such as academy award winner ke huy quan. president biden also struck a serious note talking about two american journalists detained overseas. >> journalism is not a crime. evan and austin should be released immediately along with every other american-held hostage wrongfully detained abroad. >> wnba star brittney griner, who spent nearly ten months in a russian prison, also attended the event. she sat with cbs news anchors including gayle, norah o'donnell, and margaret brennan. >>> still to come, the wrap on adidas. why a partnership with kanye west has adidas facing legal trouble. a partnership with kan west has adeed as facing legal trouble. we got help to push back - with lybalvi. once-daily prescription lybalvi is proven to treat manic or mixed episodes of bipolar 1 in adults to help you push back. elderly patients with dementia have a

>> reporter: fodder for the evening's featured comedians roy wood jr. >> we have an 80-year-old man begging us for four more years of work begging. [ applause ] >> reporter: the president roasting republicans, including his predecessor former president trump. >> we added 12 million jobs that's discounting the lawyers that defended the president. [ laughter ] >> reporter: using his own 2024 campaign theme to take aim at fox news' recent shakeup. >> the job isn't finished i mean, it is finished for tucker carlson what are you booing about like that? >> reporter: jokes aside the president focusing much of his remarks on press freedom and wrongfully detained americans, like evan gershkovich, austin tice, and paul whelan >> i promise you i am working like hell to get them home. >> a glimmer of hope for the families as wnba superstar brittney griner, freed from russia at the end of last year, received an extended standing ovation. >> love you, brittney. >> reporter: monica alba, nbc news, the white house. >>> still ahead is hollywood about to go on strike? the negotiations going down to the wire

so gillian tett, john norris, roxane gay, roy woods jr, thank you.o much. on that note, i wish you a good and safe, night from all of our colleagues across the networks of nbc news, thanks for staying up late and i will see you at the end of monday. the end of monday. this delectable ramen noodle recipe will put an end to your drive-through dinner rituals. throw that powder in that tasty combo of delightful carrots, and the rich touch of bok choy. knorr taste combos. it's not fast food, but it's soooo good. ♪ ♪ she found it. the feeling of finding the psoriasis treatment she's been looking for. sotyktu is the first-of-its-kind, once-daily pill for moderate-to-severe plaque psoriasis for the chance at clear or almost clear skin. it's like the feeling of finding that outfit psoriasis tried to hide from you. or finding your swimsuit is ready for primetime. [dad] once-daily sotyktu is proven to get more people clearer skin than the leading pill. don't take if you're allergic to sotyktu; serious reactions can occur. sotyktu can lower your ability to fight

oldest candidate, that is, by the way, he is in this video, what they showed him invited the comedian roy woodto perform on stage and he had a very good joke about the mood of the americans . he says that you see that in paris people are protesting and starting a revolution because they are forced to work longer than 60 years and we have a man here who is 80 years old and asks him to work for another four years, and you see, america is such a strange country. well, in fact , in every joke there is only a joke, more than 50% of democrats do not want payden to run for office. him foreign policy, there are very few questions left for domestic policy, but unfortunately, after all, they are just afraid that in the middle of the term they will have to continue working from here as president kamala harris, and the democrats have even less confidence in her than baidi himself. by the way , kamala harris is like they say with evil eyes that it was more of a quota person than a real person, well, that is, relatively speaking. well, i think that in ukraine it can be said about it on tv, for which it is p

celebrate america's free press featured cutting remarks from both president biden and featured comedian roy wood jr. of the daily show the often scrutinized topic of biden's age was lampooned by both wood and the president himself. >> they rioted because they didn't want him to work until 64 meanwhile, in newamerica we havn 80-year-old begging for four more years of work >> they say i'm ancientancient. i say i'm wise they say i'm over the hill don lemon would say that's a man in his prime >> before the roasting, the president took plenty of time to acknowledge the members of the trust for the worker they do as well as struggles they faced in recent years at the start of his speech, biden talked about evan gershkovich saying his administration is working every day to secure the release of gershkovich while declaring journalism is not a crime. biden took time to honor wnba star brittney griner who received a standing ovation from the crowd. this comes after her release from being wrongfully detained in russia at the end of 2022. >>> in israel, house speaker kevin mccarthy is set to make history as

celebrate america's free press featured cutting remarks from both president biden and featured comedian roy wood jr. of the daily show the jokes hit on trending issues we've been following from the legal issues facing former president trump to florida governor ron desantis's feud with disney, and even the recent firings of news anchors tucker carlson and don lemon. the often scrutinized topic of biden's age was also lampooned by wood and the president himself. take a listen. >> they rioted because they didn't want him to work until 64 meanwhile, in america, we have an 80-year-old man begging us for four more years of work. >> you say i'm ancient i ai'm wise. they say i'm over the hill don lemon would say that's a man in his prime >> and now before the roasting began, the president took plenty of time to acknowledge members of the press for the work that they do, as well as the struggles they faced in recent years. at the start of his speech, mr. biden commemorated "wall street journal" reporter evan gershkovich, who has been detained by russian authorities since the end of march biden said his a

kumasi: [laughter] reggie: daily show comedian roy wood jones close out the night.e money for the old timers association. it is one of the biggest knights of the year and our colleague amanda was there posting. last year they brought in more than $1 million. abc7news is one of the sponsors. amanda was the mc for the second year in a row. in san francisco, hundreds gathered for a night of fun to support an organization aimed at helping the city's most vulnerable residents. saturday night was the 36th anniversary show of hope gala which brought people together to raise money for the san francisco community health center. it provides health care and support to the un-housed, low income, lgbtq and people living with hiv. the gala is the big fundraiser and there is no shortage of support from generous donors. >> the tenderloin community is resilient. we know if you can get the right folks to provide services, folks want that. folks want to be connected to community. that is what our programs do. kumasi: look at the crew. we were all there to support the cause. [laughter]

it's gotten so much attention that even comedian roy wood jr.onaire named harlon throat is flying clarence thomas all over the world on unrecorded trips. we can all see clarence thomas, but he belongs to billionaire harlon crow and that's what an nft is. >> it illicited quite the laughs from the audience. on a serious note, our senior analyst is with us to talk about the hearing that justice roberts and all nine justices said they're not talking. >> that's right. good morning to you and caitlyn. it will not be a funny hearing, that's for sure. the people best suited to address this issue will not be there. every other week we're hearing about justice that's received trips or gifts and did not put them on their financial disclosure forms. the justices, when they said they were not going to come it, chief justice john roberts issued a statement that included several guidelines that the justices say they follow when deciding whether the off bench behavior is ethical. the subtext of all that is we know best. we're being wrongly criticized and we're

stuart: we have comedian roy wood junior, he went after the mainstream media over his coverage of thent scandal. what did he say? lauren: he slammed the media how they reported the biden document scandal compared to the trump scandal. >> they jumped on the story, trump document story broke, everybody down to mar-a-lago, we're reporting from the documents. then we found them. then we found out joe biden had documents too. not a big deal. everybody has documents, mike pence has documents. look a chinese spy balloon. look at that? oh. [applause] stuart: that was funny. lauren: i told you i wish we could play it more. look when you have 80-year-old man begging us for four more years of work that is not a campaign slogan. that is a plea. he is begging. stuart: he was funny i love that. it has been 60 days since president biden said he would visit east palestine after the stocksic train derilement. residents are reporting illnesses. congressman bill johnson was heavily involved house leaders said they will raise the debt limit but senator chuck schumer says the bill is dead on arrival in th

this year the event was hosted by comedian roy wood jr.e are some of the highlights. >> i want everybody to have fun tonight, but please be safe. if you find yourself disoriented or confused, it's either because you're drunk or marjorie taylor greene. after his re-election as governor, he was asked if he had a mandate. he said, hell, no, i'm straight. i'm straight. i'll give you time to think that one through. >> i'm going to turn this over to roy. roy, the podium is yours. i'm going to be fine with your jokes, but i'm not sure about dark brandon. >> i'm happy to be here. real quick, mr. president, i think you left some of your classified documents up here. i won't give them to him. i'm going to put them in a safe place. >>> the tucker staff, i know what you're feeling. i work at "the daily show," so, i, too, have been blind-sided by the sudden departure of the host of a fake news program. >> joining us now, white house reporter for boom blerg, akayla. i saw the festivities over the weekend. thank you for joining us. certainly a lot of fun

roy wood junior's experience is far from unique.sted by the age of 23. and reintegrating as a productive member of society can be difficult when a criminal record bars you from entering. i sat down for an exclusive interview with teen singer songwriter producer and activists john legend, and sheena mead, ceo of the clean slate initiative, about their new documentary home free on amazon prime. it puts a human face on this issue. >> john thank you very much for coming to the show,. >> my pleasure, great to meet you. >> we're talking about folks who are formerly incarcerated, or who just got caught up in the criminal justice system. and what happens to them after they get out. there are so many barriers for folks just to lead normal lives. why is this an issue that so important to you? >> i think if we think about safety, the kind of society that we want to live, in where everybody has an opportunity to thrive, to take care of their families, to participate in democracy, to participate in the economy, for putting too many barriers in f

and roy wood jr., most recently brilliant host of the white house correspondents dinner.. all right, guys. this week we saw what could be the future of the grand ole party. in this corner, donald trump, continuing his assault on the truth, and in this corner, george santos, now charged in a 13 count indictment for fraud. so, around the horn, everybody can jump in. i turn to you first -- what do you think the future of the republican party looks like? there's lots of jokes for you. >> big question. who is more likely to go to jail? santos or trump? >> santos. santos, santos. >> you said that super fast. >> santos. santos. trump has a lifetime of running the caucus clock and avoiding consequences. >> well, santos, his pockets aren't as deep, his legal team is going to -- be as i think that the republicans are still in this weird metamorphosis state from even going back to 2020, where it's like, okay, well how did biden beat us? let's figure out who the new candidate will be. well, all right, we've got desantis. wait, wait, wait. okay, hang on, hang on. maybe not -- asa hutc

. >> roy wood jr. with the punch lines that deal in facts.re one of donald trump's ongoing cases let alone his criminal arrest to a pot browny and whether it hit or needed more time or hit different than you expected. the joke, which is legal in many state bus not all, depending where you're watching us -- we want to point that out -- the joke is that he we heard so much about what it would actually be like when donald trump was finally arrested, in a courtroom, finally being arraigned and from trump's allies we heard warnings things would melt down, there would be riots. lindsey graham pleading for it not to happen. then the punch line of mr. woods' joke. did it even hit that hard? as donald trump faces so many other potentially larger problems and tries to regain the white house running for president. we bring in nyu law professor melissa murray to talk about the cases if not the pot brownies. welcome. >> hi, ari. how you doing in. >> i'm doing great. mr. wood is super sharp as so many comedians are. if you watch that he had gags and funny

coming up at the white house correspondents dinner, comedian roy wood jr.lammed the media for how they reported on the classified document scandal of biden and trump. >> the media, you all jumped on that story as soon as the trump document story broke everybody was down in mar-a-lago and then we found out joe biden had documents too. it's not a big deal. stuart: i think there's a hint of sarcasm there. first republic seized by regulators and sold to jpmorgan. is the backing crisis over? the full story, right after this ♪ ♪ allergies don't have to be scary. (screaming) defeat allergy headaches fast with new flonase headache and allergy relief! two pills relieve allergy headache pain? and the congestion that causes it! flonase headache and allergy relief. psst! psst! all good! ♪ the all-new chevy colorado is made for more. bring more. ♪ do more. ♪ see more. ♪ and be more. ♪ the all-new chevy colorado. made for more. ♪ (vo) verizon small business days are back. april 27th through may 3rd. get a free tech check and special offers. like a free 5g phone. get star

miyagi -- >> roy wood junior, thank you. that is tonight's reidout. all in with chris hayes starts now. h chris hayes starts now. >> tonight on all in -- >> my heart it is with this eight-year-old little boy. i don't care if he was here legally. i don't care if he was here illegally. >> shock and outrage after another mass murder in texas and the unbelievable attack on the victims by the state's governor. >> cried out for a little bit of compassion for some leadership. of course, we got neither of those. >> and then the woman accusing donald trump of rape at leaves in the witness stand. what we learned from the cross-examination of e. jean carroll. plus -- >> the highest court in the land should not have the lowest standard of ethics and the federal government. >> the senate moves to check the supreme court amid new reporting on massive earnings for the wife of a chief justice. and joy reid joins me to talk about how republicans can't stay out of their own way when it comes to restrictive bans on abortion. >> i think we will get it done on some level.

roy wood jr. hosted the ceremony celebrating the best of the best of the internet.kay. here are my five. listen and love, love, love. bye! >> did you write that right then? >> on the way up because i wasn't sure what the clip would be. but what's funny is i asked a mom who is on this show. she raised four beautiful kids and i said, can you give me some advice? she said, there is only four words. and she said listen and love, love, love. i thought that applies to everything. podcasts, kids, friends, everything. i had to give a nod to a smart woman. >> bye! >> bye! >> thank you. thank you. >> congrats. >>> coming up next "the bear." the first full trailer is out for season 2 of the chicago-set food dramady. after season 1 left the chef ready to revamp the late brother's sandwich shop he has the gang back together to help get it up and running. >> it is a facelift. >> it is a facelift and a gut. ♪♪ >> it is going to take six months to open. >> six months? >> that's being what? >> confident. >> cocky. >> crazy. ♪♪ >> you still thinking chaos menu? >> yeah, chaos menu bu

you can have sinbad or roy woods junior show up it will be a more constructive meeting. jonathan: equity futures softer, -0.2% on the s&p 500. the nasdaq totally unchanged. even with the deal between jp morgan and first republic, no relief rally for the banking sector. no relief rally in the equity market broadly. unchanged going into the fed. tom: i am sorry i missed yesterday's festivities. stay with us for jp morgan first republic through the morning. i go back old fogey to three month libor. it is a grind into the fed meeting. jonathan: the meeting begins today and washington, d.c. and concludes tomorrow. will coverage on bloomberg tv and radio. friday, the payroll before, and in between an ecb decision and apple earnings. joining us is the equity strategist at berenberg. you know where i'm going to go with this. the tk is thinking this is the same story. they complain, they kick the can that there is not a big issue with the debt ceiling. is that a complacent way of looking at things? are you concerned and should we be concerned about what is happening in washington

>> the white house correspondents dinner weekend was roy woods joke who said in france, there's riotshere in america we're begging for four more years. >> and don lemon says i'm in my prime. >> you guys keep talking >> quarterly results just out from warner brothers discovery earnings falling slightly short of estimates but its streaming business turned a profit well, we'll talk about it. warner brothers discovery ceo david zaslav will join us right after the break. before we head to break let's get a check on the markets "squawk box" will be right back. when i was his age, we had to be inside to watch live sports. but with xfinity, we get the fastest mobile service and can stream down the street or around the block! hey, can you be less sister, more car? all right, let's get this over with. switch to xfinity mobile and get the best price for 2 lines of unlimited. just $30 a line per month. i should get paid more for this. you get paid when you win. from xfinity. home of the 10g network. >>> warner brothers discovery out with quarterly results the company turned around prior losses in

what is not for the here roy, due to the voted immunizations, keep the european union with no sure of her long border with russia. put in for the woods, have gainesville, for trinity to destabilize. not only our reason, but all of your cousins as the way skew is a role model for every party to cover. either we can, the land from him was through leadership is all of the above. their ward in ukraine is an opportunity for the nations of europe. to engage in reflection, how can it return to the foundations of a united europe? there would possibly be no or even attempt station of domination. it had not prevail over the principle of equality. as it is so important that we always show through sorted out 18. now despite differences, so it's $3030.00 is shown by the european council and the european commit commission. i want to think or is the law and roberta and all other leaders for your determination and perseverance towards your train and ask for more the our european human is too often when finding hands with willingness to make a pact with evil compromise and appeasement. in such a context, on the prolonged conflicts and the suffering,

when you're out in the woods, you should also check yourself your children and your pets for ticks the workweek, roy rain headed our. yes we have a scattered showers in the forecast for tomorrow, even the risk of thunderstorms, which means thunder lightning, a small hail will be a possibility. outsider doors at this hour. a lot of clouds a little bit of fog there over the city of san francisco. the winds are blowing and as we showed you in the last half hour temperatures fell off this afternoon by several degrees from yesterday afternoon storm tracker to their reporting just a little bit of scatter shower activity across the bay area, especially along the coastline and the higher elevations. it's fairly light. it's weak. it's on and off the system that is going to bring us the scattered showers more widespread, as well as the possibility of thunderstorms. it's just kind of skirting the coast and it's going to take a few days before it actually moves out of california. here we are this afternoon as we get into tomorrow morning. it's now pretty much right off our coastline here. we've got the blues ac