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>> celebrity fantasy football marathon, roy wood jr.and gentlemen, the actor and comedian. ( applause ) >> i know you think i'm going to take this because of the jacket i'm wearing. i have statistics to back up the selection. running back jay ajaia, matt ryan, amari cooper, the third most famous cooper behind anderson and bradley. ( laughter ) you can pull the tapes out on the brother, okay. >> trevor: i mean, when you're saying you didn't like football and i have the footage of you doing a celebrity fantasy draft. >> all right, fine, look, you got me talking. some football, but i didn't enjoy it. >> trevor: oh, really! >> no. >> gl what was this? >> we have a gift for roy. >> oh, carry. >> we want to take care of our people. we know you're a big rice krispie, guy. >> no! oh, man! >> do you have any regrets about having participated in this thing? >> no, no, this is fine, man. i'm at the "the daily show" all the time. this is a relief. kick back and relax and eat all this espn cafeteria food. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> trevor: a are t

we've got to get some more realistic ideas so please give it up for my friend roy wood, jr., everybody. roy, i am not, it feels like there is no right answer when it comes to the statues. do you have a solution to this confederate statue thing. >> oh yeah, man. the solution, trevor, how about we get rid of racism. (cheers and applause) that's it, just get rid of it. we just did it. >> trevor: that was very brave of you. but seriously, what is the solution, yeah, like a real solution. because here is the thing, right, people defending the statues say that this is about southern culture and heritage. >> come on, man. you already know what that is about. anybody, any time somebody says something it is culture, it is heritage thark is a euphemism, trevor. it's like saying you want to netflix and chill which we know that really means, that means they're going to come over to the house and tell you they are not ready for a relationship. like that-- . >> trevor: i think are you doing it wrong, man. >> all right, case in point, here is a guy, fighting to keep confederate symbols saying it's no

for analysis we turn to our own roy wood, jr., everybody!heers and applause ) as a black man in america, you must have been shocked by what you've seen over the past week. >> shocked? that there is racism in america? the klan marching doesn't shock me. what would shock me is if they marched in the hood. take that to oakland and see what happens. ( cheering ) watching what happened in charlottesville, it only made me wonder how are you the master race but you're so dumb? >> trevor: i don't understand, roy. >> trevor, these dudes, they got a great thing going and they're messing it up. donald trump's already giving white supremacists pretty much everything they want. he's building the wall, banning muslims, taking away black people's voting rights and blocked tyler perry from dropping any new madea movies. >> trevor: is that true? >> i haven't seen one come out in three weeks so it's got to be trump. ( laughter ) >> trevor: let's take a step back. i don't understand why you say white supremacists are messing up. >> because they are. they got a

to get more perspective on it, we turn now to roy wood jr. and jordan klepper, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) let's get straight into it. roy, let's start with you. >> whoa, whoa! whoa! why do we have to start with roy? you see, it's happening right now. this is just another example of the subtle bias we white people face every single day. >> trevor: oh, man. here we go. >> oh, no, don't "here we go" me, trevor. >> oh, trevor, you wound him up. >> don't you "you wound him up" me, either. >> for way too long, white people have lived as second-class citizens. let me ask you a question-- since obama how many white presidents have there been? ( laughter ). >> one. look at the culture, just this year, a black movie literally paul ryaned the oscar out of the hands of a white movie, a movie that had the guts to tell the story about how ryan gosling invented jazz. >> trevor: jordan, jordan, jordan, omof i'm sorry man, the numbers show there is a huge opportunity gap between black people and white people. in schooling, 34% of white people complete