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for more on this, let's turn once again to our own bullshit brackettologyist roy wood, jr. l kosta, everyone! ( cheers and applause ) >> here we are, roy! the final eight, can you smell that bullshit is this. >> mmm, it steams my nose so good! 64 pieces of bullshit, 2 million votes and it all comes down to these last four matchups. we've got to term the greatest piece of bullshit, bro. >> two categories. one side trump bullshit, the other side you've got everything else bullshit. >> yes, and in the everything else region it's down to semantics. first matchup the conspiracy that the parkland students are just crisis actors versus prine proving that the -- paul ryan proving the republican tax plan is working by showing a woman's $1.50 raise. >> which is $1.50 a week which is more than you get playing in the ncaa. >> trevor: but you can save up to get generi fruit loops. >> from two-can steve in the other matchup you have tucker carlson saying america ended slavery tarnd world versus bill o'reilly settling a sexual harassment case for $32 million saying he was innocent. >> i be

roy wood, jr.to report on another side of the discussion. >> we heard about the march for our lives in d.c., but there was another march going down all the way out in helena, montana. out here at this march, people were taking a stand for the real victims of gun violence. guns. >> we're blessed to live in a state that believes in individual rights -- >> if it wasn't for donald trump and the second amendment right now we would be gone. >> that's why they're out celebrating guns of all types. >> we're gun tote total -- gun g americans. >> do you think the founding fathers would approve of the ar-15? >> i want a tank. >> you're out here for the tank rally? >> yeah. >> they have a solution to stop school shootings. >> we should have armed teachers. >> we would be willing to bring them in and train them for free. >> all teachers? >> if they could pass a background check. >> dude, our teachers can't pass a background check they're high as (bleep). >> i want our kids to be safe. >> safer to have gun. >> i

for more on this, we go to roy wood jr. michael kosta to see what bullshit is busting their brackets. ( cheers and applause ) >> round two, "third month mania," bracket of bullshit, can you feel the excitement? >> i am numb from it. this bullshit is coming in hot and heavy, which is not the heat or the weight of the bullshit that you want. >> now, remember how we're doing it this this year-- 64 moments of bullshit split into two conferences. on one side we have trump bullshit. everything else bullshit on the, side. >> the first round on the trump region was crazy. very fine people on both sides. won this match easily. what a year the nazis are having. >> best year for the nazis since the 1940s. also, trump accusing obama of tone taps. moving on to the next round. and here is something nobody expected. >> you notice when i put out a tweet a, couple of tweets, "he's in a twitter storm again." i don't do twitter storms. >> tell me you have that one, tweet storm. >> yeah, but it was up to trump calling his own puerto rico respo

for more we go to roy wood, jr. break down the brackets. ( cheers and applause ) >> it's that time of year again. welcome to another third month mania. >> we host off the brackets, sterilize it in boiling water and stocked it with all the finest grade a bullshit we could fine. >> two on one side donald trump and all the bullshit he's but us through, the other side the bullshit from everything else. >> i was even in the end. >> a lot to get through. the trump side of the bracket. we're all familiar with the top seeds here. number one, him saying he had the largest inauguration crowd ever. we saw p pictures. or aftercharlottesville, saying there were very fine people on both sides. >> a good bullshittologist likes to look at the lower seeds and find the possible cinderella stories that could go all the way. for me donald trump the man that tweets at "fox & friends" and controls alec baldwin for his presentation on the regular, donald trump said i don't get to watch much television because of documents. >> i think that