now without our shuttle fleet, we're stuck hitching rides with the damn ruskies, and since they don't have any competition now, the price is shooting up like an i don't know because we canceled the space program. the cosmo-nazis started off charging $22 million per astronaut. but now suddenly it's $43.4 million, and it's going to go up to $63 million by 2016. and that doesn't even include the $25 baggage fee. [laughter] i am on to you. it may weigh 50 pounds down here, but in space it's t-p[cheering and applause] yeah! yeah! and, folks, this isn't just about the end of america's space dominance. it's really about me. [laughter] i was huge in space. i launched a a wriststrong bracelet into space. i got a treadmill named after me. i went to nasa, finished the entire astronaut training regiment in about two hours. [laughter] but my astronaut skills are now as obsolete as dougher -- dodo husbandry, z une programing and u.s. manufacturing. but take heart, nation, because i know somewhere out there tonight a young child is looking up at the stars and daring to dream that one day he too can

now without our shuttle fleet, we're stuck hitching rides with the damn ruskies, and since they don't have any competition now, the price is shooting up like an i don't know because we canceled the space program. the cosmo-nazis started off charging $22 million per astronaut. but now suddenly it's $43.4 million, and it's going to go up to $63 million by 2016. and that doesn't even include the $25 baggage fee. [laughter] i am on to you. it may weigh 50 pounds down here, but in space it's t-p[cheering and applause] yeah! yeah! and, folks, this isn't just about the end of america's space dominance. it's really about me. [laughter] i was huge in space. i launched a a wriststrong bracelet into space. i got a treadmill named after me. i went to nasa, finished the entire astronaut training regiment in about two hours. [laughter] but my astronaut skills are now as obsolete as dougher -- dodo husbandry, z une programing and u.s. manufacturing. but take heart, nation, because i know somewhere out there tonight a young child is looking up at the stars and daring to dream that one day he too can