pierce brosnan, greta gerwig, our friend science bob pflugfelder and we'll have music from alice russellent. our first guest is -- and i think he would agree with this statement -- one of the funniest people alive. you know him from his work. please welcome martin short. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm very good. >> jimmy: everything all right? >> very good. how are you, jimmy? >> jimmy: very good. >> or as they call you on nbc the other jimmy. >> jimmy: is what they call me? >> of course. and i can't believe -- >> jimmy: it's better than the fat jimmy. >> no, no, no, no you're great. i was looking at the monologue and thinking you are corseted during the monologue. are you corseted now? >> jimmy: no. corsets are for old people, i use spanx. it's an entirely different thing. >> you are such a pro. i was watching you. the height of professionalism. you come out here. you're funny. you're free. and you know, just five minutes before he came out he found out that leno is coming to abc and -- >> jimmy: what? >> oh, my goodness. you didn't hear? look, 12:30 is going to