look, i'd love to help out, honey, but-- paul and ruth henning, hand balancing act. --i've just got too much work to do. sure, wilbur, that's okay. i hope you're not sore at me for not volunteering, huh? of course not, wilbur, i know you can't do anything. well, i like that. i can do a lot of things if i had the time. well, i wouldn't want to embarrass you. george and gladys stamel, twin pianos. i'm a little worried about that. (playing bagpipes loudly) wilbur, will you please stop that racket! i can't concentrate. sorry, dear. oh, honey, do you know freddy hutchins' number? his wife just told me that he developed the most wonderful magic act. he developed? that is my routine! i taught that fellow everything he knows. i mean, the changing color handkerchiefs, the disappearing birdcage, that's mine. the pulling the cigarettes out of the ear. look, if anybody does that act, that's gonna be me. all right, wilbur, i'll put you down for three minutes of magic. three-- look, i take bows for longer than three minutes. that act takes a half an hour. half an hour? all right,