ruth starbalk, is that right, ruth? >> yes, starbrand. love means always be there when he or she needs you, sharing the good and the bad, being faithful and honest with each other. that's nice. >> that is nice. >> you left out, not turning the dog into -- >> yeah. [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> obviously somebody is married here. cleaning his hair out of the drain. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> it's the little things in marriage that will -- that will get you sooner or later. leaving the cap off of the toothpaste. loves means eating liver worst three times a day. [ laughter ] >> now let's see here, if you can pick anyone for your valentine who would it be. susie mcseeman. is that right, susie? >> susie? >> yeah. >> oh this sounds a little -- she says johnny carson who i would haven't to wait in these lines. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and why? my husband john -- oh is this the same lady, ruth? -- my husband, john, because he brought me all the way from madison, connecticut to see the tonight show. >> oh! >> isn't that sweet. >> that's nice. [