but chubby people keep you employed at sabarro's. >> you had that built in to make fun of me. >> i wrotet just now. which is why it was kind of lame. >> whatever. i don't have anything to say about this. texting? it's what teenagers do. >> what's up, fatty, still fat? >> you know what they should they should be sexting instead of texting and send pictures of very large people to you. >> and say what, this person wants to have sex with you? >> that's as far as i went, but i think i put a little more thought into this than they did. they've so far spent $3 million developing this idea. that's fascinating. where does that money actually go, to develop the idea to text? who gets that money? >> you can text hot people and say, you will never get laid by this man or woman if you're the size you are right now. >> they're never going to tell them -- they're going to do things like, did you have enough broccoli? did you get your six glasses of water? they'll never say, when i first started here at "red eye," i was overweight. you know who got me to lose weight? the viewers, who were constantly ca