dwight schrute (voiceover): for the inaugural sabre store. schrute, am in charge of the entire operation. if i can prove myself today and the store is a hit with the media and nellie sees this, the vice-presidency is mine. hey, are you holding this chair? because i feel like i'm going to fall off. yes. yes. i'm not wearing the right shoes for this. ok. we went over this. ok? your tiny fingers make the best knots. hey, strangers. so stoked for the sabre store opening. hey. my name's tabitha. i'm camped out in front of the sabre store so i can be first in line for the new pyramid. psst. it's me, erin. dwight had me pretend to be a hipster to create hype. and it's working. there's already people camped out behind me. [theme music] nellie bertram: test launch day, people. now, i would like to fill you in on a little secret about me to inspire you today. now i know you probably all think i'm this patrician goddess. but here's the truth. i was born in the little working class town of basildon. and until the age of 32, (chav accent) i talked like thi