pamela anderson, emmitt smith, shawn johnson, kelly monaco, apolo anton ohno, melissa rycroft, sabrina bryannd joey fatone. we figured out a way to get joey fatone back on primetime tv. as is my tradition, on the first night of "dancing with the stars," i'm going to pick a winner tonight. i do this at the beginning of every season. before i see a single step, i make a prediction and i bet $1,000 on that person to win it all. you can bet on this stuff online. for some reason, i'm very good at this. i started in season five. with helio. he won. i went with kristy yamaguchi, she won. came back strong with donny osmond. next season, i won with erin andrews, she finished third. jennifer grey, i picked her, she won. moment of weakness, i chose, oh, that's hines ward, i picked him, he won and then david arquette, i -- lost. donald driver, he finished first, again, i make these picks. i think i've been right 7 out of 11 times and that is why they call me nostra-dance-mus. [ applause ] thank you, i'll have a drink. it's a lot harder with the all-stars because they are all pretty good but i gave it a