never bet on sacajawea. the indian's lost the whole continent. they're to the going to win a coin toss. and obviously now, obviously i'm talking about american coins only. not canadian. they're metric. not sure how many sides they have. anyway, the point is, call me abc news. heads. (cheers and applause) >> and folks, random luck doesn't have anything to do with politics either. if you want to win, you've got to have a super pac. take the wisconsin primary next tuesday. do you think wisconsinites would like rick santorum given that he is a wheel of colby cheese. not that sharp and holier than thou. (applause) but in recent polls santorum is eight points behind mitt romney in part because romney and his super pac are outspending rick santorum 50 to 1. 50 to 1. also, the ratio of wives romney's great grandfather had. (laughter) that's why i am so glad i have colbert super pac. you know-- (cheers and applause) it is-- come on. you know our motto. making a better tomorrow, tomorrow. and one of those two tomorrows may be any day now. because my super

even in the earliest beginnings of the country, it was women like sacajawea who showed lewis and clark not only the way to go but carried her baby on her back for 1,000 miles. women like gloria steinem, who earned our respect by bringing women's equality into the mainstream, or rosa parks, who refused to give up her seat on a bus to a white woman. she became a powerful symbol of the civil rights movement. and don't forget candace let mayor, who lost her child to a drunk driver. she joined with other grieving mothers to create one of the most successful grass-roots efforts in american history, mothers against drunk driving. for those of you who did the morning sessions, you have taken a closer look at violence and health-care issues within the context of women around the globe. in the midst of gathering information and listening to some statistics, it is hard sometimes to remember the human aspect of these numbers, the personal stories and someone's word spread that is why for today i decided to tell you the will of my own story. i am one of those statistics. it is my hope by sharing so