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tonight, sacha baron cohen, zendaya, and music from mana. kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's wonderful to have you here. today is -- for those of you who go to church today is ash wednesday. anyone have ash on their foreheads? do we have an audience entirely made up of heathens? ash wednesday is the official beginning of lent. i've noticed a lot of people use lent as an excuse to diet. they give up things like chocolate or carbs for 40 days. claim it's for religious reasons. pretty sure jesus didn't die to get you ready for bikini season. this year i decided for lent i'm going to give up watching football. it's going to be a long six i feel like -- as i'm sure you know there was a primary election last night. last night half the state of new hampshire declared officially they want the host of "celebrity apprentice" to run america and they weren't joking. donald trump and bernie sanders won their respective party primaries. it was a great night for loud men with crazy hai

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sacha baron cohen at the governor's ball. >> thank you, jimmy. [ applause ] you lost. stay away. next year. >> jimmy: keep rounding people up, will you, guillermo? yeah. >> sure, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay. thank you very much. you know, again, i -- [ cheers and applause ] it just really pisses me off. that's all. [ laughter ] so back to the movies. you know, this is the reason why we're watching television tonight. oscar night is a night to celebrate great films. if you're at all familiar with the movie "the producers," you know it is one of the best comedies ever. [ cheers and applause ] "the producers" is a classic, won an oscar for mel brooks. record-breaking 12 tony awards when mel made it into a broadway musical starring nathan lane and matthew broderick. it's been almost 15 years since that musical premiered. and now bialystock and bloom are back with a diabolical new spectacular disaster yet. >> they were a pair of political consultants who needed a break. >> that's it. we're finished. through, kaput. >> don't say that, max. >> let's face it, bloom. we haven't had a winning ca

music from mana, convenienta is here, and sacha baron cohen. stick around! [ cheers and applause ] kimmel live" are brought to you by mountain dew kickstart. three awesome things combined. dew, just, caffeine.y fine. you don't want to be seen with your dad? no, it's..no.. this about a boy? dad! stop, please. what! [ horn honking ] [ tires screech ] bye dad! 't. forward collision warning and autonomous emergency braking. available on the newly redesigned passat. >>> can you do that thing where you crack people's back like my: welcome back. tonight on the show, she's a singer and a disney channel star with a song from finding e. guadalajara. their album is called "cama incendiada" which, in english nk vodka and smoke in bed. stage! [ cheers and applause ] good job. >> jimmy: tomorrow night on the show, "scandal" is back and tony goldwyn will be here. from "pardon the interruption" we'll have music from alessia cara. please join us then. our first guest tonight is an oscar and emmy-nominated man of u know him as borat, bruno, ali g and now, a nobby. his new mov

but thank you very much. >> yeah. >> jimmy: sacha baron cohen! [ cheers and applause ] >> stay away. >> jimmy: thank you so much, guillermo. >> stay away next year. >> jimmy: thank you. keep rounding people up, will you, guillermo? no -- >> hey, jimmy -- >> jimmy: thank you very much. much. [ cheers and applause ] it just really pisses me off, that's all. so back to the movies. this is the reason why we're watching television tonight. is on car night is a night to celebrate great films. if you're at all familiar with the movie "the producers" you know it is one of the best comedies ever. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the producers" is a classic, won an oscar for mel awards when mel made it into a broadway musical starring nathan lane and matthew broderick. it's been almost 15 years. now they're back with a diabolical new scheme to unleash their most spectacular disaster yet. >> they were a pair of political consultants on needed a break. >> that's it! we're finished, through, kaput! >> don't say that, max. >> let's face it, bloom, we haven't

i asked you to get us a big star, you got us a big star, sacha baron cohen, hello! [ cheers and applause ] >> hello, america. >> jimmy: hey, you had a pretty quick costume change there, i guess. >> i don't know what you're talking about that wasn't me. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. i forgot. >> the academy would never let somebody like ali g. come out. i went to the toilet, it was done. >> jimmy: is it true that sacha -- you were supposed to present and instead ali g. wound up filling in as a surprise? >> that is true. that is true. i was very displayed because i was getting ready -- nature called. i went into the bathroom. next thing i knew, i had been usurped by ali g. and made a >> jimmy: ali g. presented by olivia, did s s know ali g. was coming out instead of you -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm real sorry. >> i'm not aware. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sacha, i apologize, there's some idiots in the back. >> yeah, there's a lot of complete pardon my french [ bleep ] walking around. >> jimmy: yeah, there

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sacha baron cohen. [ cheers and applause ] >> hello, america. >> jimmy: hey, you had a pretty quick costume change there, i guess. >> i don't know what you're talking about. that wasn't me. >> jimmy: oh. i forgot. that's right. >> the academy would never let somebody like ali g come out. >> jimmy: was that -- >> when i went to the toilet, it was done. >> jimmy: was it true sacha -- you were supposed to present and instead ali g wound up filling in for you as a surprise to the oscars? >> that is true. that is true. i was very dismayed because i was getting ready. nature called. i went into the bathroom. next thing i knew, i had been usurped by ali g and made a fool out of. >> jimmy: now, ali g presented with olivia. did she know that ali g was coming out instead of you? [ cheers and applause ] oh. [ cheers and applause ] i'm trying to -- guillermo -- i'm real sorry. >> i'm not aware. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sacha, i apologize, but there are some idiots in the back. >> yeah. there's a lot of complete, pardo

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tonight, sacha baron cohen, zendaya, and music from mana. with cleto and the cletones, and now, stay focused, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's wonderful to have you here.

broderick, sacha baron cohen, and everyone who was part of our show tonight. most of all i'd like to apologize to you sincerely for inadvertently allowing that show. it will never happen again. i swear. we are back tomorrow night with andy samberg, ginnifer gwynn, music from the strombellas, and guillermo on the red carpet with all the stars. thank you for watching. good night, everybody! filled with glitz, glamour, and controversy. plus body cam video showing the violent arrest of a shoplifter is sparking controversy tonight. did police go too far? and, a shooting in pahrump takes another twist tonight. man deputies say the mother of a girl.. who was shot at several times by her boyfriend.. has now been arrested for conspiracy. 13 action news reporter.... gina lazara spoke to one of the family members... tonight. look live: this all started friday afternoon. when 21 year old cody barnes decided he didn't want his underage girlfriend to move out of the house. the younger sister tells me -- cody decided it was a good idea to shoot the tires of his girlfriends c

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academy, i'd like to thank ben affleck, tracy morgan, mike tyson, nathan lane, matthew broderick, sacha baron cohen, alicia vikander. and everyone who was part of our show tonight. most of all i'd like to apologize to you sincerely for inadvertently allowing that loser matt damon to soil our show. it will never happen again. i swear. we are back tomorrow night with andy samberg, ginnifer gwynn, music from the strombellas, and guillermo on the red carpet with all the stars. thank you for watching. good night, everybody! our community gathers to say good bye to an important figure. we hear how senator debbie smith, inspired the lives of others. good evening, i'm noah bond. thanks for joining us tonight. thousands of people lost power tonight. it was also cut to our transmitter--- right when the oscars were starting. and that's why many of you could not watch the first portion of the program. kolo 8 news now's catherine van joins us live in the studio... with more details about what happened. about 10-thousand customers in south reno lost power....so those with dish...direct-tv... and over-the-air cus