so it shouldn't have been tell sid, it should have been tell saj!nd i was listening to those adverts. and, actually, the first time, i remember, that i wanted to buy some of those shares, i didn't have any money — my dad wasn't going to lend me any money — so i actually called up my dad's bank, which was barclays bank, because he had a shop then, and i said, "mrjavid would like an appointment," knowing that they thought it would be my dad. i turn up at the appointment and the bank manager says, "where's your dad?" and i said, "actually, it's this mrjavid, it's me," and i explained to him i wanted to borrow £500 to buy some shares, and, obviously, he couldn't lend it to me — i was a 14—year—old — but he felt sorry for me, and he said, "i'll have a word with your dad," and, cut a long story short, he basically persuaded my dad, saying that, you know, "i think your son knows what he's doing here, "it would be a good investment to let him borrow £500," and that's what i did. and you've described the pleasure you had finding yourself at home during the p