[as sam elliot] hey, friends. next time you're gathered around that vegan campfire.er] take some time to give thanks to those transgendered folks up in oregon. 'cause they're yanking hot soy beans out of an unforgiving cooperative fa. and it's all so you can eny that slice of tofurkey served so rare. soy. it's what's for brunch. [laughter] >> put your hands together for the one, the only, michelle buteau, you guys. let her hear it. [cheers and applause] >> i get questions, too. the most popular question is like, oh, my god, you're black, but how did you get so light? like it's a recipe or something. let me break it down. black and i got soight. it's very easy. it's called colonialism. the most popular thg i'm getting now is moroccan. people think i look moroccan. i don't think i look moroccan at all because i'm alloweto read and i still have my clit. >> ooh >> yeah, that shit got al. >> put your hands together for the one, the only nate bargatze. give it up. [cheers and applause] >> i've been married for 7 years, and we have a 10 month old. and we had to go take her