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please welcome sam morrel. ( applause ) >> hey, hey. i just met my biological father, and the place he took me out to lunch turned out to be a family style restaurant. kind of ironic. they should make broken family style restaurants. just walk in like, "where's the waiter? did this guy abandon us or something? they forget to come out and sing happy birthday." next year we're going to nail it." the other guy says i don't work here. i just sleep with the owner. i'll be your stepwaiter." i feel bad for kids we tell them they can be exg but don't give them the odds. my kid says can i grow up to work in the m.b.t.a. i said it's possible but let's look at this chart i took the liberty of putting in your height and weight. it doesn't look good. and it doesn't look good. you're a tiny jew. that's why we named you t.j." this whole hulk hogan thing bums that sex tape. he's bald but also with a mullet. it's a strange exwungz. he's shredded and in great shape. is he young? he 75. he's an older guy, he's probably a good dresser. mostly spandex. at l

please welcome, sam morrell! >> reporter: that's a sneak peek from tonight's show with morrell, the former intern who has come a long way from getting coffee and making copies. scott rapoport, cbs 2 news. >> hm. >> you can watch the "the late show with stephen colbert" right here on cbs 2 every week night right after cbs 2 news at 11:00. i was just asking to confirm this but i remember the clips when we saw david letterman come out when johnny carson was hosting the show. um, his late show. so there might be, yeah, you never know. a future. >> that's right. we knew you when. >>> all right. in just a moment, too, sexy prom dress problems often pit parents against kids. tonight we have the fashion dos and don'ts. >> and then at 6:00 a warning about toxic toys sold in the tri-state area. what parents need to know. look, the wolf was huffing and puffing. like you do sometimes, grandpa? well, when you have copd, it can be hard to get air out, which can make it hard to get air in. so i talked to my doctor. she said... s

it was like a sam morrell show. several people got up and left. a cruz supporter gave the only possible explanation. everyone had like six glasses of wine and it was late and people hadn't eaten. yeah, that must be it, right? >> they hadn't eaten and yet they paid a thousand dollars a plate. they literally just bought a plate with nothing on it then i'm assuming? >> these high-priced affairs. >> you can do what you want if you pay a thousand dollars to get in there. you can listen to who you want and leave when you want. >> are they serving ted baker jackets? what is the food you get? >> it is fairly average. have you done any high class stand up gigs? >> yes. i am not a fan of ted food. it makes me feel better that even presidential candidates bob of i have been there a thousand times and they say cheesecake is better than you. i am trying so hair. >> they tend to be the wealthy crowds and they are entitled and they don't care. >> the round tables people don't care. when did he go on? how many hour into it was he? >> he was on late. he was a toug