samuel l. jacksonf "jersey shore." and music from ed sheeran with cleto and the cletones and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining me. it's good to have you here. christmas in hollywood is beautiful, isn't it? it reminds me of switzerland. but instead of snow, we have dirty superheroes. we are in the thick of the holiday season. i believe there are only 371 shopping days until next christmas, and this christmass even sooner than that. it's only six days away. i do the bulk of my shopping online. mostly because of that mariah carey christmas song. they know there are other songs they can play in public, right? mariah carey must have dirt on whoever owns the line. when you shop online, a lot of places won't give you boxes. baby gap will give you one box for every three items you order. thanks, that's helpful. even when i do have a box, it looks like a wrapped a nerf football. i need boxes. i like to give a s

tomorrow night samuel l. jackson, the cast of "jersey shore." and music from ed sheeran. good night.

to the point, samuel l. jackson disagrees that this is not about people going to movies or video gamesthat have violence in them. does not have anything to do with it. what would you say? >> when we take an individual who is on the table one way or the other end there are millions and millions of people like that in america today. youth theater and the sickest video games and movies jonesboro middle school, virginia tech, now giving a sell as adults in our movie theaters and schools. the mass murders, the "wall street journal" article, the mass murders are skyrocketing across america and across the planet. this is a wordwide phenomenon. there is only one new factor in the equation, all of the old problems are still there, still important. but the new factor is the death and were fed to our children. the sickest movies and this is video games are very, very sick indeed. lou: with you think the odds are , colonel, that president obama, members of his party, a congress in particular will then call for an intensive inve

. >>> up next on "jimmy kimmel live" samuel l. jackson>> i think you are known for cursing more than anyone else. >> why is that? >> because you curse all the time. >> the cast of "jersey shore" and this year in unnecessary sensorship. >> i p

samuel jackson. >> jimmy: samuel l. jackson's in it, too? >> oh, yeah. could have done more. i think time was limited. >> jimmy: it wasn't a three-hour -- he wasn't in "the hobbit." >> you know, there's an app -- a samuel l. jackson app for your phone, and you can press the curse that you want. >> jimmy: for all the kids out there, christmas is coming. >> seriously, seriously. it's not a joke. >> jimmy: is that unbelievable? well, i want to show everyone a clip of the great christoph waltz. waltz is correct, right? not valtz. >> whatever -- whatever you like. i mean, waltz makes more sense. valtz means nothing and waltz does. waltz has three-quarter -- ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. valtz means nothing anywhere. >> nothing at all. >> jimmy: what if you're a bank robber and you want to break into the vaults? [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] >> i'm afraid they are empty. >> jimmy: yeah. we have a clip. here is christoph waltz with jamie foxx in "django unchained." take a look at this. >> you kill people, and they give you a reward? >> certain people, yeah. bad people. >

. >> i'm san samuel l. jacksonappy holidays. >> merry christmas from matt damon. >> at least he hayes sens a sen humor. >> it's almost like a "saturday night live" skit. >> you know with their a-list, they still have sometime to wish happy holidays. >> that was for this gentleman, because we got magic mike in there. if we get a clip of channing tatum stripping. >> we didn't get scarlett johansson stripping. >> has she? >> thanks, bill. this next one comes to us from wnbc in new york city where in newtown, connecticut, employees at the local flower shops are working through tears to help families. irene's flower shop has been inundated with hundreds of orders from around the world after the shooting at sandy hook elementary school. the flowers orders have hampered workers a little bit. but that doesn't stop the workers from putting their heart into the arrangements. >> it's little stories like that. >> then we go from the shock, the sorrow, the funerals, the good-byes. >> and putting a face to all the victims. the p

to los angeles, california, where samuel l. jacksonnt the day watching the lakers take on the next. pau gasol, the alley-oop to buy power. 13-11. the unbelievable turn around 3. new york, carmelo anthony would get into the act. he drives baseline, good. too much be bryant in this one. the jump shot in the lane. he had 34 points today. the lakers win, topping york in los angeles, 100-94. darren williams and the nets hosting the celtics. the second quarter, kevin garnett with the block the other way to paul pierce. jeff corrine, finishes 32-29. williams with the big basket. he found lopez underneath the basket. too much boston today. the pass and dribbling to jared, finishes. the celtics go on to crush brooklyn. >> it is fun and christmas. >> a lot of games today. >> tony is next with a look at the forecast. >> another winter blast could be headed toward maryland. what shoppers need to know. it may not be a pleasant new year to avoid the fiscal cliff. some of the implications that could affect your wallet. those stories and >> i believe

. >> actually, that's samuel l. jackson, he's a nice fella personally. this is "hardball," the place for politics. he really is a nice guy. >>> former president george h.w. bush took a turn for the over and he's against safety nets. if you fall, tough luck. so i strongly suggest that you wake the [ bleep ] up. >> actually, that's samuel l. jackson, he's a nice fella personally. this is "hardball," the place for politics. he really is a nice guy. >>> former president george h.w. bush took a turn for the worse over christmas eve. doctors say they are cautiously optimistic the 88-year-old will recover. we wish him well. we'll be right back. >>> welcome back to "hardball." boston globe reporting michael kranish has written why romney lost the campaign this year. it includes access to insiders on the record including romney's oldest son tagg who says of his father, quote, he wanted to be president less than anyone i've met in my life. he had no desire to run. if he could have found someone else to take his place, he would have been ecstatic to step aside. he

lives in beverly hills but he does all his work in winnipeg and other parts of canada, meaning samuel l. jacksonhe small business just picks up and leaves to avoid the unions and taxes. i'm a fan of samuel l. vaction jacuzzi and i will apologize apologize -- jacuzzi and i will apoll jackson. the movie takes place in l.a. >> forgive me for explaining the point. in california they used to shoot most of the movies in los angeles, hollywood. the film capital of the world. but the expenses are so now onerous because of the unions, regulations, environmental, on and on and on, that the movie companies headed mostly by liberal individuals an samuel l. jacuzzi is certainly one of those. shoot everything in canada, all of their principles of labor go flying out the window. california loses all of that revenue that they used to have because of all the craziness. is that the point you were trying to make there, carolla? >> right. it's exactly the point very eloquently made. and, like i said, he is a business. and he moves. other businesses go to texas and they stay there for good. and that's what's happeni

. >> i'm san samuel l. jackson.ng you a merry christmas. >> happy holidays, everyone. >> so i mean, but the camera doesn't celebrate christmas. merry christmas from matt damon. >> a gratuitous excuse to look at beautiful people. >> it was. kyra nightly's was interesting. sam jackson was entertaining. >> for sure. >>> i'm mara schiavocampo. this is "first look" on msnbc. stay tuned, "way too early" starts right now. >>> since 1994, there have been 70 -- these are just school shootings. 70 -- 70 episodes of school shootings in the united states since 1994. after the brady bill was passed. president obama was in connecticut last night speaking to a high school gymnasium as part of a memorial service. he said some things. no single law no set of laws can eliminate evil from the world or prevent every senseless ability of violence in our society, but that can't be an excuse for inaction. so right there, i feel better. it can't be an

. >> dicky: next week on "jimmy kimmel live," hugh jackman, samuel l. jacksonom "the office" jenna fischer. and the cast of "jersey shore." plus, music from two chains and ed sharon. the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series sponsored by bud light. to stream off-air performances and other music performances, go to jimmykimmellive.com. search jimmy kim nel the itunes app store to get it now. sadly, their brother's white christmas just got "blacked out." [ brother ] but it's the family party! really jingles your bells, doesn't it? my gift to you! the capital one venture card! for any flight, any time! that's double miles you can actually use! how illuminating. what's in your wallet? let me guess, am i on the naughty list again? ho ho ho! crafted with a touch of whisky, wine, and beer by highly skilled chefs. yep, this is real. double barrel whisky sirloins and new napa chicken & portobellos, starting at $9.99. see you tomorrow. it's not for colds, it's not for pain, it's just for sleep. because sleep is a beautiful thing. ♪ zzzquil, the non-habit forming sleep-aid f

. >>> a real life drama out of a samuel l jackson movie unfolded in the skies over egypt. a snake on a plane forced the emergency landing of an egypt flight from cairo to kuwait. a jordanian man was bitten by a cobra he smuggled on to the flight. it was not life-threatening. the snake slithered under the seats before it was captured and come physician skated -- confiscated by authorities. >>> the team is showing their pride as they are getting closer to raiders day. that is jt the brick on the far right with members of the raider nation. now raiders day begins tomorrow with a special pre game edition of abc7 news at 6:30. and we really get going thursday with sports director larry beil hosting a special pre game show at 4:00. raider greats will join us for that. abc's coverage of the denver-oakland game begins live from the coliseum. and once the game ends they will return with after the game. and then it is abc programming and "gray'sgrey's anatomy" at 9:00 and followed by" scandal" at 10:00 and a special edition of abc7 news at midnight on thursday night. that's all comi

at the staples center and fish burn and samuel l jackson both at courtside. the fans got to see world peace in action. that is meta world peace. he had 16 of his 20 points in the second quarter. this basket put them up by three early in the fourth. but they couldn't slow down kobe briept. kobe bryant. he scored 30 or more points. clinging to a three-point lead and gasol comes up big. the lakers get back to 500 with their fifth victory 100-94. right after that contest was over the court had to be converted so the clippers could host denver. show time is back, but they now describe this l.a. team. now check out jordan with his own highlight real slam. they beat denver for their 14th win. 112-100. 234* -- in a rematch, the thunder took on the heat. dwyane wade with an opening slams it through. kevin dure ranked -- kevin durant answers with his own jam. he scored a game high 33 points. lebron james lead and the heat up by three. time is running out, and russell westbrook is off the mark. miami hangs on to win it 103-97. it was a busy day for some of the nba's bes

at the staples center and fish burn and samuel l jackson both at courtside.he fans got to see world peace in action. that is meta world peace. he had 16 of his 20 points in the second quarter. this basket put them up by three early in the fourth. but they couldn't slow down kobe briept. kobe bryant. he scored 30 or more points. clinging to a andthree-point lead and gasol comes up big. the lakers get back to 500 with their fifth victory 100-94. right after that contest was over the court had to be converted so the clippers could host denver. show time is back, but they now describe this l.a. team. now check out jordan with his own highlight real slam. they beat denver for their 14th win. 114* -- in a rematch, the thunder took on the heat. dwyane wade with an opening slams it through. kevin dure ranked -- kevin durant answers with his own jam. he scored a game high 33 points. lebron james lead and the heat up by three. time is running out, and russell westbrook is off the mark. miami hangs on to win it 103-97. it was a busy day for some of the nba's best. blake

samuel l jackson movie unfolded in the skies over egypt.nake on a plane forced the emergency landing of an egypt flight from cairo to kuwait. a jordanian man was bitten by a cobra he smuggled on to the flight. it was not life-threatening. the snake slithered under the seats before it was captured and come physician skated -- confiscated by authorities. >>> the team is showing their pride as they are getting closer to raiders day. that is jt the brick on the far right with members of the raider nation. now raiders day begins tomorrow with a special pre game edition of abc7 news at 6:30. and we really get going thursday with sports director larry beil hosting a special pre game show at 4:00. raider greats will join us for that. abc's coverage of the denver-oakland game begins live from the coliseum. and once the game ends they will return with after the game. and then it is abc programming and "gray'sgrey's anatomy" at 9:00 and followed by" scandal" at 10:00 and a special edition of abc7 news at midnight on thursday night. that's all coming u

at the staples center and fish burn and samuel l jackson both at courtside.ans got to see world peace in action. that is meta world peace. he had 16 of his 20 points in the second quarter. this basket put them up by three early in the fourth. but they couldn't slow down kobe briept. kobe bryant. he scored or more points. clinging to a three-point lead and gasol comes up big. the lakers get back to 500 with their fifth victory 100-94.ter that contest was over the court had to be converted so the clippers could host denver. show time is back, but they now describe this l.a. team. now check out jordan with his own highlight real slam. they beat denver for their 14th win. 112-100. 234* -- in a rematch, the thunder took on the heat. dwyane wade with an opening slams it through. kevin dure ranked -- kevin durant answers with his own jam. he scored a game high 33 points. lebron james lead and the heat up by three. time is running out, and russell westbrook is off the mark. miami hangs on to win it 103-97. it was a busy day for some of the nba's best. blake griffin a

[ giggles ] ♪ the one and only, cheerios samuel l jackson movie unfolded in the skies over egypt.nake on a plane forced the emergency landing of an egypt flight from cairo to kuwait. a jordanian man was bitten by a cobra he smuggled on to the flight. it was not life-threatening. the snake slithered under the seats before it was captured and come physician skated -- confiscated by authorities. >>> the team is showing their pride as they are getting closer to raiders day. that is jt the brick on the far right with members of the raider nation. now raiders day begins tomorrow with a special pre game edition of abc7 news at 6:30. and we really get going thursday with sports director larry beil hosting a special pre game show at 4:00. raider greats will join us for that. abc's coverage of the denver-oakland game begins live from the coliseum. and once the game ends they will return with after the game. and then it is abc programming and "gray'sgrey's anatomy" at 9:00 and followed by" scandal" at 10:00 and a special edition of abc7 news at midnight on thursday night. that's all coming u

tomorrow night samuel l. jackson, the cast of "jersey shore." and music from ed sheeran.ood night. >> tonight outpouring of grief in sandy hook connecticut. memorandum to last week school shooting continues to grow even that the late hour. good evening i'm dan ashley. >> i'm carry written johnson. begin with the latest information coming out of newtown, connecticut. students in the newtown school district will return to classes tomorrow. they took monday off to mourn the 20 children and 6 adults killed at sandy hook elementary on friday. all schools in the district will have increased security. investigators have not yet said what sparked the shooting ramp page. they did tell reporters 2 female employee shot friday survive. investigators previously said there was just one wounded survivor. funerals are scheduled all week for those who lost their lives in the attack. earlier today service marking the passing of 6-year-old the and twin sister in another classroom during the shooting. she survived. >> second funeral today was held for another young victim another child just

. >> jimmy: i want to thank samuel l. jackson, the cast of "jersey shore."gies to matt damon, we ran out of time. thanks for watching tonight. >>> it is happening in northern california where a massive sigh pile up happened along a busy interstate. good evening. i'm carolyn johnson. >> i'm dan ashley. a 60-vehicle crash has shutdown interstate 5. it is just south of the oregon border. it all started with a semislammed into the concrete median about 6:20 tonight. >> vehicles had a hard time stoping likely because of black ice in that area. this crash stretches along two miles. the whole section of i-5 has been closed. >> cal fire reports 16 people injured including seven taken to the hospital. the area is under a winter weather advisory tonight. >> well, right here in the bay area, temperatures are dropping for what could be dropping for what could be one of the coldest nights of the season. >> spencer christian is here and he is tracking the current condition. >> first of all you can see we have clear skies. these cloud free skies will allow for temperatures

tomorrow night samuel l. jackson, the cast of "jersey shore." and music from ed sheeran.ood night. >>> a lot of rain and flooding around the bay area tonight and even more is on the way this weekend. good evening. i'm dan ashley. >> i'm ama dates. carolyn johnson has the night off. rain and lightning showing up on live doppler 7hd tonight. >> meteorologist sandhya patel is tracking it closely. sandhya? >> dan and ama, over 250 lightning strikes off the coast. some of the strikes have made it to land. let me show you live doppler 7hd. right now as we take you a little bit closer, i want to show you the strikes that are right around the area that is north to the west. i will loop this for you so you can see where these strong thunderstorms moved in. as i pull out here, i do want to show you many strikes showing up just west of sea ranch. there are heavy rains showing up there as well. i am watching this for you because as you look out over the pacific, check out the trail of lightning strikes off the coastline here. let's take you in closer now and show you where it is rain

jango is also with the samuel objecsamuel l. jackson toward and " le miserables'. is imposed revolutionary france this revolutionary is one step ahead of a policeman that has it out for him. >> this all start cast his hugh hac jackman and anne hathaway and bette midler and billy crystal and parental guidance is rated 'pg'. >> catherine: the san mateo bridge looking piece and from all foster city also looking decent. do not for that is the best way to ring in the new year. i will be hosting with the sports director, gary radnich. >> catherine: the queen of england is delivering her traditional christmas message. and this year viewers got to see something new. her address is being broadcast - in 3-d. the queen later got to see what the historic broadcast looked like by putting on her own 3-d glasses. she never says anything provocative or political. but she reflected on her diamond jubilee -- marking 60 years on the throne. and paid tribute to the olympic athletes - who met in london. >> "as london hosted a splendid summer of sport, all those who saw the achievement

this is a starring leonardo to capriole, and also it is stars samuel l. jacksonand carol washington. >> they the literary classic, is transformed once again onto the big screen with post revolutionary france, " le miserable' with hugh jackman and anne hathaway and rusell crowe and 21st century kid in parental guidance with bette midler and billy crystal and sometime sthe grandparents know best... take a look did this wisconsin police officer he was in the right place at the right time. we are going to play this for a couple of times and you can see that yellow shopping cart. it was headed towards a traffic. the officer was on patrol, there is that little bully. he saw the shopping cart as it was just a few feet. that is that little -- bowi 40 as wee that mother was supporting a child into cart and the other child got away. the police was able to stop the child. police was able to stop the child. >> sofa... desk... you know what? why don't you go get some frozen yogurt. i got this. you're so sweet. , right? i do got this. let us get everything off the shelf, and t

tomorrow night we'll be joined by samuel l. jackson. and the cast of jersey shore.hope you like cursing! and we'll have music from ed sheeran. and a quick programming note tuesday, january 8th will be our first night in our new timeslot at 11:35. our guests that night will be jennifer aniston and no doubt. whether he's belting out show tunes on a broadway stage or ripping a villain apart with foot-long knuckle-blades, our first guest is a mighty show business force his newest film for which he earned a golden globe nomination the epic musical "les miserables," opens in theaters christmas day, please say hello to hugh jackman. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. very good to see you. >> jimmy: good to see you, as always. this week -- in this week you got a golden globe nomination, a s.a.g. nomination and your star on the hollywood walk of fame right across the street from us. that's a decent week. >> going to be hard to get a good christmas present. going to be hard for my family. and they expect me to buy a lottery ticket. >> jimmy: you know how

our guests will include hugh jackman, samuel l. jacksone cast of "jersey shore" will be here, and music from two chains. our first guest tonight, five nights a week on late night tv, and heard five mornings a week on the radio, child laborers in taiwan get more time off than he does, the tireless host of "last call" and "the voice", please welcome carson daly. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's good to see you. thank you for booking me. i feel like that's the only chance i get to see you. >> jimmy: we don't see each other much because you have 12 jobs is really why. >> well, yes. well, i need them. but i haven't actually seen you since you got back from brooklyn and i wanted to tell you how awesome that week was. >> jimmy: oh, thanks. it was great. it was a very exciting week, as you know. >> how was it interviewing letterman? >> jimmy: david letterman? >> yes, david letterman. >> it was pretty crazy for me. >> you might know this about us, but i met jimmy over 25 years ago. my real name is carson. he refused to call me carson because his inf

where is samuel l. jackson when you need him.ust like a scene from the movie "snakes on a plane" a flight was forced to make an emergency landing after egyptian cobra hidden in a passenger's bag escaped. the deadly cobra bit the man who brought him on board and slithered down the aisle. maybe he deserved it, scaring the pants off every passenger on the flight. where do you start with this one? >> onto the snake and run for the hills. that's what i would have done. >> look, it's stupidity, let's face it. that is not cool. you don't bring a cobra on --. melissa: let me ask the obvious question. how did getit on the plane past security? >> there is no metal in it, right? >> but they look in the bag. >> they don't look in every bag. they're looking for bombs and liquids, right? >> i had a flashlight in my purse and pulled it aside. >> metal. >> flashlight. plastic? >> battery. melissa: in case you ever wanted to smell like pizza, who doesn't, pizza hut has a new per full, a scent like hand tossed fresh dough. right now only available

where is samuel l. jackson when you need him?ed to land after an egyptian cobra hidden in a passenger's bag escaped. the deadly kobra bit the man who brought him on board and slithered down the aisle presumably scaring the pants off of every passenger on the flight. >> i would have run for the hills. that's what i would have done. >> look, that's stupidity, face it. that is not cool. i mean, you don't bring a cobra -- >> ask the obvious question, how did it get in? >> past security. >> there's no metal in it; right? >> they look in the bag. >> they don't look in every bag. they are, like, looking for bombs and liquids; right? >> i have a flashlight in my purse, and they pulled that aside. >> metal? plastic? >> batteries. >> another one. in case you wanted to smell like pizza, and who doesn't; right?

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politics in the united states and whether it's stephen spiel burg who is ambassador to switzerland, samuel l. jackson, bill maher. go down the list. kobe bryant, what is he going to be? they've all done a lo a lot for obama. they should all get something. >> can i tell you the worst part? these celebrities get sent off, these big donors get sent off to a couple of these celebrity posts to be ambassador. >> then they're miserable. >> then we have to call them ambassador and your honor for the rest of their live. >> they bow down at ab i anna wintour. they bow down in the hallways at vogue. she has all the titles she needs. >> will it be secretary rice? >> i don't think so. all along i thought that was floated and it was interesting, but i don't see what they gain by putting her up now. >> i don't think the president -- he said today she's done a terrific job. i don't think the president likes to be criticized. >> i think in his mind she has done a terrific job. she went out and sold something that was untrue at a time where everybody pretty much knew it was untrue. she did a great job of doing that. a

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. >> samuel l. jackson has said, michelle is super woman.eing on the supreme court if she wants. she can be the president. and representative james clyburn said, she is straightforward she is exactly what we need around here. do you think she would serve? if we look at hillary clinton and the way that she went to become a senator, do you think that that would be the path that michelle obama would take or do you think, again, she's more instrumental from behind the scenes and supporting things publicly and the people that she meets publicly to get thing done? >> i think what is interesting, for her, yes, behind the scenes works better. what i think is fascinating is will she fall victim or not sort of fall victim but will people be able to persuade her. >>> she's the most visible african-american woman that we've had and she can be more impactful as the time goes on. will people will able to convince her that she could be more visible by holding public office? i don't think she'll be swayed but the conversation is going to continue and get lo