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. >> basically just every movie that doesn't have samuel l. jackson>> trevor: damn, jaboukie, i feel like you have scraping the bottle-- dpsh bottom of the barrel. why don't you read a book. >> i was about to, but then i had a great idea. how about watch all the tv shows backyard-- backwards, everything becomes an entirely new steer like bleak breaking bad is actually a story about a drug dealer who reforms himself and becomes a high school teacher and then is cured of his can sander law & order is a tv show about anarchist cops that free prisoner. game of thrones is this really heavy tale about it terrible show that just gets better as it keeps going. trevor, you got to try it. you have to try it. >> trevor: wow. i have to give it a try. you make it sound really good. >> you have to try it you got to try it. >> trevor: all right, well, i have to go because i have to get back to making this show, have fun, man. >> all right, talk to you later, trevor, merry christmas. >> trevor: actually, it's april, you know what, never mind, merry christmas. thanks.

last night our friend jimmy kimmel pulled out the big gun, samuel l. jackson you want things to get back to normal, don't panic. just use your dome. wash your hands. stop touching your face. and stay the [ bleep ] at home. >> whoa, this one ain't for the kids. that's jackson appearing from his own home theater reading from a children's book titled stay the expletive at home. >> here's an idea while you're staying the blank at home, cocktail hour. >> the barefoot contessa shared a cocktail of herself making a massive cocktail before noon because it's always cocktail hour in a crisis. >> i thought i had a heavy hand. she showed her followers how to make her favorite cosmopolitan, super sized of course, using an entire bottle of gray goose vodka. >> where's jeffrey? that's her husband. jeffrey? does he get to enjoy some cosmo? hopefully she has enough to share with her friends. that could help with the binge watching. >> look at the size of that glass. >> you are mesmerized. >> i am. >> she is mesmerized. >> stepping my game up. >> two, please. that would get me

you can join me back here from home tomorrow with samuel l. jacksonrantine we had wilco booked on our show to promote their album "ode to joy." for obvious reasons we had to cancel. but lead singer jeff tweedy and his sons came one a very special performance from the bathroom at their house. you can watch the tweedy show every night at 10:30 eastern on their stuff in our house instagram account. and now with the song "evergreen" here are sammy, spencer, and jeff tweedy live from the lavatory. ♪ when i get back to wherever i travel i'll tell you what i've seen ♪ ♪ the good and the bad ♪ and the hearts and the hassles ♪ ♪ i'll tell you all about where i've been ♪ ♪ and i won't ever leave again ♪ now you might think it's a lie ♪ ♪ when i say i'm going to write ♪ ♪ but if i break my pen filling you in ♪ ♪ now, wouldn't that change your mind ♪ ♪ evergreen ♪ evergreen ♪ have you even seen anything evergreen ♪ ♪ when i get back from wherever i go ♪ ♪ i'll look for you in the shade ♪ ♪ a marker in the grass ♪ and i'll tell you at last ♪ you're not the reason