that's his handler, gill, and sancho, the cow, to commemorate this historic occasion i hereby pardonou from entering my stomach. although do you look delicious, by my decree you'll never be eaten by me or any man i call upon all my powers to grant you eternal life, sancho. [ applause ] sancho, by the way, peed and crapped all over the stage more than guillermo really during rehearsal. [ laughter ] one more thing, it's the end of the week and even we're in austin, that means it's time for the weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship. why the ". >> hundreds of people laced up their shoes and boots for the [ bleep ] your 5k. >> accuweather. with scott [ bleep ]. >> up next, we have more on the free [ bleep ] you can enjoy without paying a dime. >> here in the woods you can maybe [ bleep ] if you're lucky. >> martin, check it out. what's going on? [ bleep ] here in that hole. trust me. >> all right. >> this is peter [ bleep ], music writer. >> her career was supposed tow fulfillment of a girlhood drea