book about an inexperienced 22-year-old getting worked over good by a sociopathic businessman with a sanswer, onk like a kielbasa. where else are you going to find that kind of thing in a hotel room. folks, i don't get this. what is the point of traveling if you can't sit in your hotel room and read a bible? it's the only reason i go anywhere. just look at my slides from my latest trip around the world. here's me in rome, egypt, and mount everest. ( applause ) and dig this, if you can dig it, daddy-o. if you're hope enough to dig what i'm laying down. and the hotel owner's reason for the book swap? "tonight millions of women will be curling up in bed with a good book, and you can bet your life it won't be the bible." oh, really? if you're looking for a steamy read, the bible's your book. it's got strong, dom neither patriarchs ordering women to perform some truly freaky acts. i mean, there's centuries of bondage in here. and the sex-- we're talking hot slaves, orangey, incest, three-ways, goat-ways, " why a-ways. hot stuff. jimmy, jimmy, i'll tell you what, let's give these lucky ladies a li