er, why the negativity, mistress saphira?endly wager, mistress? let me think. yes! ugh. what did you do to my shell!?! i rotated it. just a little. it's crazy having the sun come in so early in the morning. that crazy sun wakes me up, jasper. and if i don't wake up, then who wakes you up? my point exactly. whatever, jasper. i just need to clean myself up. huh? where's my wardrobe? why did you put it up there? elf shui. what? elf shui. it's a vibe only elves have, a balance between function and a sense of space. function? it's on the ceiling? exactly. you know what i love about living here? your tasty muffins, your bodacious bathtub and the way it always smells so sweet! what's up, dog? love the beat, yeah, yeah. don't mind us. we're just practicing. got any snacks for my buds? ooh! opal! pearlie, you okay? i'm giving you the "hoy" now, opal. i want jasper out of my shell right now! er, seeing you're having trouble finding somewhere to live, i put an advertisement in the morning myth. wanted home: must tolerate elf shui, put u

thank you, saphira! she'll be about as helpful as a funnel-web spider.lk to you. brush! don't you worry, i've fixed everything. we're all ready for midnight tonight. i can't believe i got a.m. and p.m. mixed up! that's not what i wanted to-- you and sugar will say your vows right here, blair's set up a mic so everyone will be able to hear you. then the receiving line will form over here so you can greet all the guests. will there be very many? oh, yes! it's going to be huge! the social event of the year! oh. i--i-- i've got to go-- all right-y! pearlie! opal! i've got your bridesmaid dresses! oh, i can't wait to see them! i'm pretty sure i can. we won't need the third dress. sugar's cousin peaches is ill and can't come. yoo-hoo! leif! i really think you should see this! really? ta-da! crikey! ouch! holly for trim. how... interesting. and prickly. we can't wear these, mate. they're ugly! you don't like them? and i worked so hard! no, i love them, saphira. you've done a wonderful job. i look like a dead branch. take a good look, leif. how does pearlie look