sara silverman that kills me and ellen degeneres. it is nonsense. ladies are just as funny as men and not as funny looking but funny. >> mel, i have a question for you, i noticed young frankenste frankenstein, and brooks films such as elephant man, there is a relationship with the comedians not giving them the proper respect for the serious behind the craft and do you feel sometimes your role as a director and as writer is not as respected as it should in society? >> that is a good question. it is a matter of baggage. you take the baggage with you. i make sunny faces and write funny things and produced the elephant man and kept my name away from that, if i brought the baggage of my name to it, the audience would expect something silly and funny and stupid and we had a very important story to tell. >> you are referring the brooks films and that unbelieve shl enterprise you have done and give the viewers a sense of the movies coming out the production company. it is amazing. >> thank you for asking that. brooks films have done great films. the first o

between sara silverman that kills me. i adore her. and el len degeneres and i mean it's nonsense. ladies are just as funny as men and not as funny looking but funny. >> mel, i noticed that combroing frankenste frankenstein, beautiful movie, and elephant man, and it seems like society has a bargain they love them but not giving them the proper respect for the seriousness behind the craft. your role as a director and writer not respected as it should in society? >> that is a good question. it is a matter of baggage. you take the baggage with you. i'm mel brooks, i make funny faces and say funny things and make funny movies and also produced the elephant man and kept my name away from it. if i brought my name to it the audience expecting something hilarious and silly and stupid and we had a very important story to tell with a very important character. >> you are referring to the brooks films and that unbelievable enterprise silently and give a sense of the movies coming out of your production company, it is amazing. >> thank you for asking that. brooks films have done great films. th

between - sara silverman, who kills me, i adore her and ellen degenrize, there are so many - the great carol burnett carried comedy through the '80s, and '90s. it's nonsense. ladies are just as funny as men, and not as funny looking, but funny. >> i had a question for you. i noticed young frankenstein. beautifully direct. brooks films made beautiful movies like "elephant man", and seems society has a thing where it loves and laughs at comedians, but doesn't give them respect. do you people as a director and writer your role in society hasn't been respected? >> it's a good quseestion. you take your baggage with you. i'm mel brooks, i make funny faces. i produced "the elephant man", and brought my name as far away from it. if i took my name to it the audience would expect something hilarious, silly and stupid, and we had an important story to tell with a character. >> you are referring to brooks films which is unbelievable an enterprise, which you did kind of silently. give us a sense of the movies coming out of your production company. it's amazing. >> thank you for asking that. brooks

. >> i want to pee in sara silverman's face. no reason behind it. no reason needed. >> tom hanks is a winer. oh boo-hoo, so you have a tropical island all to yourself. [ bleep ] you. i have a turtle sand box, bitch. >> my mom thinks that joseph gordon-levitt looks like a q-tip. >> what a [ bleep ] head. it's b-e-n-e-d-i-c-t. >> rob lowe looks like skin cancer. >> cate blanchett is [ bleep ] gross dude. that's the worst you can do? >> listening to tim robbins on the radio, what a pretencious [ bleep ] is it pretencious of me to say you don't know how to spell you [ bleep ]. >> i find bill murray not funny. i was glad he got shot in zombie land. that's pretty good. >> too bad they don't give an oscar for blowing ass, because matt damon would win every year. go buy another zoo and live in it, [ bleep ] #no disrespect to ben affleck. are you wearing yoga pants? . >> jimmy: no. >> he's wearing yoga pants. >> jimmy: oh, yes, that reminds me. one of tonight's guests apparently matt damon is here with us tonight. don't clap! i hear one clap i swear to god i

sara haines. >> that normally means dan dances. >>> it's a boy for simon cowell and his girlfriend lauren silverman.into labor yesterday morning, a week and a half before her due date. simon tweeted that he and lauren chose eric's name to honor the music mogul. >>> you were up late binge watching "house of cards"? that's my bleary eyes. within just a few minutes of its release yesterday, it ranked among the most viewed shows on netflix. it's also getting great reviews from critics and even a bigger endorsement from washington, d.c. with president barack obama begging his twitter followers not to post any spoilers. i'm betting there were plenty of valentiners who watched the entire 13-hour season last night. i did not. i stopped myself after one but i'm going home to watch the rest. >>> and with valentine's day over for another year, it's time to fess up. who got it wrong? we've had some great tweets from our viewers. this first one is from amy, she says "my husband bought flowers on wednesday, had them wrapped and then stored them in a drawer underneath our dead. underneath our bed. fail!" jeannie s