although i for one don't know why sarah mclachlan has imprisoned all of those dogs and cats. let them go, you monster! (laughter) and i believe it is especially important to protect our dwindling endangered species. especially, folks, especially the black rhino. you see, there are-- there are only about 5,000 of these ma guess particular creatures left in the world, down 96% since the mid 70s. now one of the reasons they have been dying out is poachers are killing them and harvesting their parts for traditional medicine. for instance, in china it's believed powdered black rhino horn can cure a wide variety of ailments from snakebites to devil possession. wow, those chinese have some crazy beliefs. everybody knows the way to cure devil possession is with holy water. (laughter) now luckily-- luckily, folks, one group has stepped forward with a bold conservation plan, the dallas sav ari club has announced they will save the endangered black rhino by auctioning off the chance to shoot one. like the old saying, if you love something, set it free. then when it has a bit of a head s

(stifles sobbing) (sarah mclachlan) ♪ in the arms of the angel (woman on tv) these animals need your honey, are you okay? (voice cracks) i'm fine. i'm watching... (high-pitched voice) it's so sad. - ♪ from this dark, cold... - (sobs) oh, no. not today. - (claire breathes deeply) - (luke) what's wrong? nothing. no, your mom's just, uh... feeling emotional. she was like this last month and the month before and the month before. (haley) what?! i could kill someone! no, i can't hear you! this stupid phone gets no reception in this stupid house! aah! dear god, no. i'd heard rumors. yeah, we all had, that females living or working in close quarters could eventually get on the same... cycle. but i always assumed that was a story designed to keep women out of submarine corps. ♪ find.... this isn't milk. what's wrong with me today? my brain's not working right. no. (exhales deeply) i can't focus... (voice breaks) three legs? (sobs) (high-pitched voice) it's not fair. - (gasps) - i know. - (whispers) oh, no! - it's sad. oh, my god. they're gonna ruin everything. no. we just need to be extra se