sarah green! girl softball players. we all know what that means, right? how you doin'? ray bullock. hey. morris buttermaker. no, no, no. no introduction necessary. morris "the blade" buttermaker. carving up batters one by one? huh? sound familiar? i used to watch you over at regis field in high school. you were amazing, man. i was just a kid, but... you owned it. it's great you're doing this, morris. really. a pro. finally, somebody who gets it. i gotta tell you, a lot of these dads, they don't-- they don't understand the dedication that it takes to run a serious program. no offense, but that "ms." whitewood friend of yours, she's not helping things. i mean, yeah, i get it. we were a little selective. kept some of the lesser players out. but stopping the season till we complied? come on! this is a serious program. not because i want it that way either. it's for the kids. you know? well, listen to me going on and on. you know what it takes. anyway, i think we're gonna have a lot of fun. learn a lot from each other. huh? you know, i never thought i'd hear myself say, "look at the ass on that second baseman."