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sarah silverman calls hers duck. type of comedian she is. >> she is rauncy and sarcastic. >> robert de niro, sean penn, julia roberts. these are the huge stars james worked with that didn't want to be here tonight. >> it's no wonder her recent heart felt tribute took the internet by surprise. posted on her who say account, she said this about her 19-year-old companion. he was a happy dog and he loved love. he became blind, deaf and arthritic. with good meds and me, he was comfortable. >> she was so earnest and loving and sensitive when she wrote it. it's a side of her you do not see. >> she goes on adding this about her passing. 14 years, my longest relationship. my only experience of maternal love. mikan substantiate companion, my best friend, duck. any pet lover can relate to it. as you might imagine, there's been a lot of reaction to this one. silverman has taken to twitter to thank everything for the support. >> everyone who lost a dog. thank you so much. still ahead, the jersey shore's snooki defending her drama

sarah silverman rocked this $60 dress she bought online.ine. >> good for her. >> no bargain hunting for vergara. she wore a red vieira wang and topped it off with d.l. 7 million in jewelry. j >> wow. all right. i'm going toal have to going tha >> i know she's one your favorites. >> she is. she's a great actress. >> right. i know when you are reallying thinking. >> the sweet tooth might cost c you more this holiday season. >> first a great look for the facebook fan of the day. d donna says her day doesn't start until she hears tony's laugh. shz a big fan of dj fridays. we appreciate that all right, donna have a great day. we'll be back in a moment. ?? today is gonna be an important day for us. you ready? we wanna be our brother's keeper. what's number two we wanna do? bring it up to 90 decatherms. how bout ya, joe? let's go ahead and bring it online. attention on site, attention on site. now starting unit nine. some of the world's cleanest gas turbines are now powering some of america's biggest cities. siemens. answers. >>> a northern virginia high school student is found stabbedd to d

sarah silverman is a thousand times funnier than you and the whole world knows it. ink that's insulting sarah, by the way. and this adorable little -- treasure. so -- by the way, he told me on the phone. i swear to god this is true. i am the most powerful voice in media. i am pac. i am pac. he said you will never be able to show your face at a 14-year-old's high school football game and be school again. he really is pac. that is right out of the -- that's right out of the tupac playbook isn't it? so, i don't know. i don't understand it. i don't know why he is angry. again the bit was pretty, i thought, innocuous. but, finally i'm in a rap feud. [ cheers and applause ] in a rap feud. do you have my back. >> guillermo: i have your back. >> jimmy: yeah, sure you do. right now we are at def-kanye 5. so we will keep an eye. are there new ones. keep an eye during the show. to see if he has new ones. thank you, kanye, appreciate it. thursday night, time for the weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things if they need it or not. this week in unnecessary censorsh

and it was a party at the home of the comedian sarah silverman. i don't know if you know her?i didn't see you there. so i was there. one of nigh anything -- one of my anxieties, i don't know if you know, anxieties is making a fool of myself in front of comedians, comedians they never let you forget i you embarrass yourself in front of a comedian, every time they will destroy you and bring that back up. >> jimmy: like the volvo thing. >> i am at this party. great party. 200 people. in her apartment block. and really nice. lots of cool people. interesting women. fascinating people. i met, saw, garry shandling, and it was great. and then some one said do you want some chocolate? sure. i'm english, we love chocolate. why not? and in england if some one gives you've chocolate it is just chocolate, jimmy. in california, in california, it's not just chocolate. and there was something in there. that i have not to this point been able to identify. >> jimmy: you had no idea. >> man, alive. like i just -- it was just, it was some kind of recreational thing that's popular in the californi

the days leading up to your son's passing, celebrities, including jason mraz, bryan cranston, sarah silvermanay to help zach go ahead and spread that message. what's the feedback you've gotten as the organization has gotten out of the gate? >> you know, it's just been overwhelmingly positive. for some reason zach's story and the song and the various tributes have just really touched people's lives in totally unexpected ways. so the response that we've gotten is just overwhelm kpli positive and hopeful. people are supporting the fund. we're raising a lot of money towards eradicating this disease. >> a documentary was made chronicling zach's final days. i know you're writing a book about his life. but laura, how are you and the family doing? how are you coping since zach's passing? >> it's -- you know, day by day. it's hard but we're doing all right. you know, we've really -- through the walk with zach through this disease, we've come together as a family and friends and just really held each other up. so we're doing all right. >> laura, it's great to have you on. thanks for sharing what you an

he called kimmel a lot of names he said that sarah silverman, kimmel's ex, is funnier them him. he said finally, i'm going to rap you. i don't know what else you want me to say. >> michelle, thank you, i don't know that we're actually surprised if there's a kanye feud. what surprised me in this video, one, i would not have seen it had they're not been a feud. he was owe offended that they took letter sweat pants from six years ago. we're going to talk about this in the e-block. >> i don't know why he twitters? >> it's because it's instant. >>> something turned up in the rubble after a massive tornado. and it really surprised one man. >> hmm, somebody might want this. >> guess what, somebody did want what this oklahoma man found. you're about to see why it meant so much. [ female announcer ] we lowered her fever. you raise her spirits. we tackled your shoulder pain. you make him rookie of the year. we took care of your cold symptoms. you take him on an adventure. tylenol® has been the number 1 doctor recommended brand of pain reliever for over 20 years. but for everything we do,

that's how much sarah silverman paid for her emmy dress.ve from los angeles. hey, michael. >> hey, good morning. >> elisabeth: to you. >> steve: let's start with the funny stuff. >> elisabeth: yeah. what were some of the best laughs of last night? >> one of the best lasts, the best come december of the year was "modern family." now joins the ranks of "all in the family", "cheers" and others to win four emmys in comedy. second to "frazier," which won four in a row. >> steve: in comedy, the best actor, jim parsons, "big bang theory." right? >> his third one. he's so good and it was fun to see him win. >> brian: julia louis-dreyfus won for "veep." i don't watch the show. what was going on behind her while she was winning? >> steve: because the guy pictured next to her, he is her -- >> brian: he was playing the assistant. >> elisabeth: right. they were acting. >> they were still acting, exactly. >> brian: it threw me. i thought it was a real show. >> elisabeth: what about drama? jeff daniels, right? >> you know, it was a -- this year was a year

sarah silverman is 1,000 times funnier than you are and the whole world knows it.t star in the world, you hate criticism. >> this guy takes himself way too seriously. >> steve: you think? >> yeah. >> brian: what do you do with george washington university if you know that two kids actually got hit by cars in 2011 and if you can't get people to listen to you and stop texting? what do you do? what do you do? >> elisabeth: they actually -- the student body tried to take it into their own hands. they asked for speed bumps, but it's residential only. so they had these stickers. they're texting lanes for walks that say look up. ridiculous. would you like that? let us know on twitter. do you need a sticker that says look up 'cause you're tweeting us right now. >> steve: let me get this straight, you're texting like this, how are you going to see that sticker over there? >> brian: you put it on the ground maybe? that would probably be the best place. >> steve: in new york state, what they're doing is they're repurposing rest stops and now they're calling them text stops so