sarah silverman, david blaine, and musical guest charlie wilson are standing by.eek someone will either tweet me or come up to me and say hey, i look like you. and in some cases they do. but rarely. sometimes they're not even men, to be honest with you. [ laughter ] but here are a few of them. i'll let you decide who does and does not resemble me. >> somebody will come up and say either are you jimmy kimmel -- >> she came over to me and she's like did anybody ever tell you you look like jimmy kimmel? and i'm like yeah, i hear that. >> as he was coming up, he said you look like jimmy kimmel. i said yeah. >> i have one colleague that basically just tells me that every time i see her, that i look like jimmy kimmel. >> my stepdad calls me jimmy. my friends call me kimmel. that's my nickname. >> i don't think i look like jimmy kimmel but i hear it a lot. >> i went to go watch the show that night and i saw it and i was like oh, crap, i do look like jimmy kimmel. >> the lady at dunkin' donuts where i get my coffee every morning started asking me, they're like do people t

we are talking with sarah silverman here. 10 p.m., her hbo comedy special. sarah, do you have any thanksgiving plans next week? >> oh, i love thanksgiving. it's a big holiday for us. >> jimmy: oh -- >> desk fort! >> jimmy: oh, i know what that means. it looks like we are going to interview underneath my desk in the super cool desk fort. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ welcome to my desk fort. [ laughter ] >> it's great to be here, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. it's really fun in here, isn't it? >> oh my god. >> jimmy: would you like some popcorn? >> yes. >> jimmy: oh, i have some questions here. [ laughter ] all right. um, question number one. what three things would you put in your fanny pack? >> great question. >> jimmy: thank you. >> first, i would probably bring, like, a folded up fanny pack rain protector. and chapstick. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and, um, i guess my waist. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: your waist. >> the essentials. oh, my god. >> jimmy: i made some pizza rolls. [ laughter ] baked in my own oven t

joining me now, comedians sarah silverman and lizz winstead. great to have you here. hy did you get involved in this? why are you a part of this undertaking? >> i believe in a woman's right to choose. i'm frightened by the politics that are going on, much like the voters -- >> looks like we lost sarah silverman and lizz winstead, who are standing outside the site in which they are running that live telethon that is streaming right there, clear eyes, full hearts can choose. you can check that out at lady parts justice this evening. we are trying to get the shot back. we will be right back. >>> after technical difficulty, we are back with comedian sarah silverman and lizz winstead. thank you both for not bailing on me. i'm sorry about that. and sarah, i was asking you why you feel so passionately about this, why you were moved to get involved with tonight's telethon. >> i believe in a woman's right to choose. i feel much like the voter suppression. very quietly, our rights are being chipped away state by state, sometimes more loudly than others, but also some real down u

joining me now, comedians sarah silverman and lizz winstead. great to have you here. id you get involved in this? why are you a part of this undertaking? >> i believe in a woman's right to choose. i'm frightened by the politics that are going on, much like the voters -- >> looks like we lost sarah silverman and lizz winstead, who are standing outside the site in which they are running that live telethon that is streaming right there, clear eyes, full hearts can choose. you can check that out at lady parts justice this evening. we are trying to get the shot back. we will be right back. moon in 1. afghanistan in 2009. on the u.s.s. saratoga in 1982. [ male announcer ] once it's earned, usaa auto insurance is often handed down from generation to generation because it offers a superior level of protection and because usaa's commitment to serve current and former military members and their families is without equal. begin your legacy. get an auto insurance quote. usaa. we know what it means to serve. maestro of project management. baron of the build-out. you need a permit..

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tomorrow night on the show, sarah silverman will be here. should probably tell her i got married.tor and comedian whose long-term plan to make everyone love him actually seemed to work. you can see him now on "parenthood" - which airs thursday nights on nbc, please welcome ray romano. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> whoa, easy. >> jimmy: very happy to have you here tonight. >> thank you, wow. >> jimmy: everything all right. how are you doing? >> i am good. good to be back.

tonight, sarah silverman, illusionist david blaine, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from charlie wilson. plus cleto and the cletones. and now, i kid you not here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ]

. >> mat damon, sarah silverman, chelsea handler, kiefer suthernd, turninout f the first annual standfor gus fund-raiser. >> one of the last things i would ever want, ever wish on any of my friends. >> especially when dad so wants to be involved. >> it has become pnfully obvious the wafamilies is come together i changed dramatically the last ten years, i don't think the laws reflect t i have to take mine and have the voice i have and make sure this doesn't happ to other people. >> up xt, eddie cibrian, day digg and terrence howard versus their super hot best man holiday co-stars. >> little battle of the sexes. >> dishing on proper text ket and hollywood dating games. >> how soon before you meet the family? >>> then, "extra's" at the victoria sect fashion show after party. which model is about to feast on french fries? >>> "extra's" star sightings from coast to coast. kate hudson's going blonde mbshell, times square goes totally gaga. >> gaga everywhere. >>> plus, where we spied pam anderson going out with one of her ex-husbands. >>> well, my next guests have reunited after 14 years. p

or sarah silverman. we haven't heard a peep from any of the women on that america or management on that network. that speaks volumes. >> that's part of the larger problem here. that the mainstream media isn't more upset about this. you know, i've been complaining about the -- the way our civic and political conversation on cable tv is debased. and msnbc has led that drive in a calculated way. because they have no journalistic function. they have no rep pratorial infrastructure anymore for business reasons. once you go down the road they have gone down of nothing but hosts sitting in front of a camera doing opinions, you have to keep turning it up and turning it up and turning it up and be more and more extreme. this is what we got. and no one cares. that's what's outrageous. whatever you care about, whatever you feel about sarah palin doesn't matter. the don vconversation of democr you can't have this going on. >> let me briefly say she likened the national debt to slavery. a lot of people found that com

and later this week ray romano, sarah silverman, david blaine, eddie cibrian, and music from charlies for those shows. our first guest is an emmy-nominated actress and musician who radiates rainbows, unicorns and multicolored tootsie rolls in everything she does her show is called "new girl" watch it at 9:00 tuesdays on fox, please welcome zooey deschanel. [ applause ] >> hi, how are you? >> i'm doing good. >> good to see you, too. >> this is like your favorite time of the year? this zone that we're in right now? >> i do love the zone. >> the halloween to christmas zone. >> i do love it. it makes me feel wonderful. >> is thanks giving a highlight there? >> thanksgiving, i love thanksgiving for the family togetherness. i don't love the food. >> really? >> which is what most people love, and i understand it's controversial. >> most people dislike their families and -- >> love the food. it's true. i actually love my family, don't like thanksgiving food. because, well, let me just lay it out. most of it is beige or gray. >> yeah. >> i just don't find appetizing. so you have turkey which

tomorrow night on the show, sarah silverman will be here. should probably tell her i got married. emmy-winning actor and comedian whose long-term plan to make everyone love him actually seemed to work. you can see him now on "parenthood" - which airs thursday nights on nbc, please welcome ray romano. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> whoa, easy. >> jimmy: very happy to have you here tonight. >> thank you, wow. >> jimmy: everything all right. how are you doing? >> i am good. good to be back. last time i was here, you were not a married man. >> jimmy: right. >> you are married. congratulations. >> jimmy: thank you very much. a lot of me to celebrate tonight. >> when did you get married? >> jimmy: four months ago to the day. >> really? the first two months are pretty good, yeah. they are. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> then -- eh. >> jimmy: how is it -- i'm scared to answer that question. i got someone asked me the question a month ago. i said fine. i got in a lot of trouble. >> i can say anything i want. my wife doesn't watch anything i am on anymore. nothing, just nothing. she takes it. the

williams, ray romano, zooey deschanel, chris elliott, david blaine, the kids from "modern family," sarah silvermanld be interesting. and we'll have music from charlie wilson, frank turner and the sleeping souls, and two nights with las vegas' own, the killers. next week on the show. please john us then! >> jimmy: our first guest is a very successful actor and author, and may i state for the record one of the most beautiful men to walk this planet earth; you can see him play our 35th president in "killing kennedy", which premieres sunday at 8 on the national geographic channel, please welcome rob lowe. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how is everything? >> everything is good my friend. >> jimmy: i don't know if this is something you say congratulation to, i know your son turned 18. >> my youngest turned 18 yesterday. i officially don't have children, i have men. >> jimmy: you do, men. finally. >> he says i'm 18, dad, i want to get a tattoo. >> jimmy: really? >> you know what, i don't want to hear those things. >> jimmy: did you say no. >> i am either the best dad in the world or the worst. i s

i mean, everyone -- sarah silverman. judd apatow. kathy griffin. of the documentary. >> oh, you've got. >> jimmy: i was talking about jerry seinfeld in the documentary, and watch what happens. >> jimmy: a lot of the guys like either if they were doing bits on "the tonight show," you know they want to get their act ready. so they come in and rehearse their "tonight show" bit to make sure they get all the kinks out and you'd see the best of the best. to see ray romano do standup is amazing. to be jerry seinfeld, it's just killer. even like, robin williams -- >> you saw me there? >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> i was there when you were there. >> jimmy: how embarrassing. >> how exciting! >> jimmy: i didn't know i was there when you were there. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: we gotta stop talking about it. >> that's exciting! >> jimmy: that's so embarrassing. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i had no idea that he was there. [ applause ] it's one of the best things ever. my mother thanks you. my father thanks you. my sister thanks you, and i thank you for everything. >> tha

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i want to start with you, liz, talk about what you were doing monday night with sarah silverman helpingtexas. >> when the ruling came down and the fifth circuit decided they were going to allow these draconian laws to go implemented, women's clinics all over texas had to call patients at 11:00 at night and say, we can't provide you with abortion care. a lot of those women were low income women. women that didn't have access. women that would have had to travel hundreds of miles and spend money on child care and hotels. sarah and i said, oh, my god. we have to raise money for these women. because, you know, getting health care in this country, it shouldn't matter where you live. it shouldn't have anything to do with your zip code. >> or which parts you have. >> or which parts you have. we gathered as many women as possible as we could in 11 days and held this telethon for the women of texas. because they had been planning in texas for this. they have so much great implementati implementation. these women in texas are fabulous. they need cash. i don't need to help the women of texas with

and from "reck it ralph," venelope, voiced by sarah silverman. and she can teleport.cters. and they're here just in time for the holidays. >> they should have a meteorologist character. talking about lows and whatever. >> it's ginger. >> it would be like spider-man weather. >> i know there's lots of little girls out there that want to hear about lake-effect snow. >> lake-effect snow comes out of here. >> one of ginger's favorite. >>> now, a taste of thanksgiving "dancing with the stars"-style. the hough family, including derek and julianne, dancing their way to dinner here. and it set off an instagram battle with maria menounos this year. she got into the act with her guests, possibly a turkey trot there. and it looks like they all worked off their big dinner in style. i have a feeling they don't eat as much as a lot of people. >> yeah. they're not having the same meal that i usually have. there's no dancing after i eat. >> i published the bianna golodryga dance moves. my dad threw some down. >> we could have a challenge instagram-off. i challenge you. >> i feel i wou

and we will talk with the hilarious sarah silverman. and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪ kelly: thank you