and now, sarah silverman! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> sarah: okay!er your expectations. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ]

and now, sarah silverman! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> sarah: this goes with this. [ cheers and applause ] hi! hey, there! i worry you're setting yourselves up for disappointment. [ laughter ] welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, sarah silverman. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. but look. i know you guys miss jimmy, but take it from me, you will get over him. [ laughter ] it's true. he does not have to define you. [ laughter ] sure, you wasted your childbearing years with him. [ laughter ] but you will find you again. and this time you'll be stronger and you'll be wiser, but also older. [ laughter ] look, my point is -- "freeze your eggs!" [ laughter ] i am so -- okay. [ applause ] i feel you've been told to clap but i'll take it. i'm so happy to be indoors with this beautiful, fully vaccinated crowd. [ cheers and applause ] what did don barris give you? [ laughter ] you know, here in l.a. they may start making people show proof they've been vaxxed to enter public indoor spaces. if getting va

and now, sarah silverman!> sarah: this goes with this. [ cheers and applause ] hi! hey, there!

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sarah: i am sarah silverman. i will assume you are plotting. >> how are you enjoying this? rah: it is really fun. it is so easy. i can't leave that this is what jimmy has been doing all this time. -- dan: just six weeks after san jose unified voted to remove police from campus, the school board voted unanimously to bring them back for afterschool events. this move comes despite objections from community members. the agreement allows for the district to hire san jose police as private security guards for events football games and dances. the deal lasts through the end of the year. new developments. spears won a major victory today in the ongoing legal battle over her conservatorship. her father agreed to step down as her conservator. he has controlled the popstar's life and money for 13 years. this does not mean she is out of the conservatorship her father has agreed to cooperate in transitioning that role to someone else. it has all been very intriguing. the pandemic has been a challenge for everyone. countless special events, especially weddings, have been delayed and cance

and now, sarah silverman! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> sarah: hi! cheers and applause ] lower your expectations. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] "jimmy kimmel live," wow. none of those things are true. [ laughter ] the only thing true in "jimmy kimmel live!" is the exclamation point. [ laughter ] i'm your guest host, sarah silverman. [ cheers and applause ] and i am so happy to be here, and after two nights of david spade hosting, i think we could all use a little masculine energy. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is actually an historic moment. i'm the first person to ever cover a shift for their ex on national television. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. i took his virginity, and now i'm gonna take his show. [ laughter ] [ applause ] no, no one can replace jimmy. except me. [ laughter ] anyway. just think of me as the world's worst house guest. i'm only here for two nights, but you better believe i'm going to break the toilet. [ laughter ] i'm like andre the giant. he could only go in bathtubs. [ laughter ] look it up, g

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tomorrow night, sarah silverman will be here with her guests james mcavoy, taika waititi, and music fromt way i can help now is if i step aside. >> resigning in the wake of that blistering sexual harassment report. a former aide reacting. >> he brought himself down on his own. nobody else did it for him. >> the history-making successor poised to take charge. the founder of the "me too" movement weighing in. >> there's power in the collective voices of survivors, and we can move the needle when we speak together. >>> plus on the grind. meet the new faces of skateboarding. >> do they understand what it is to be a black skater, a nonbinary

tomorrow night, sarah silverman will be here with her guests james mcavoy, taika waititi, and music froms, her heartbreaking loss took a devastating turn. now the interview with a former lover. >> next thing i know i've got my bags packed and i'm moving in with her. >> her daughter's journey on a path to learn more about a mother she never knew. plus uncovering the stories hint the tragic beauty. from playboy to guests and defending her high-profile marriage, to being in a pa tearty suit. >> my life is like a living soap opera. then break it. every emergen-c gives you a

and the great sarah silverman will be taking over guesting wednesday and thursday.buddy of mine. you can see her as she kicks off her "touch me" tour starting in september. whitney cummings! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> it was really funny. did anyone else catch this? watching spade trying to pretend he knew who addison rae was. [ laughter ] >> david: she's a tiktoker. hi, sweetheart. >> love you. >> david: oh, whitney. [ applause ] whoa. that was actually pretty good. >> that actually -- that got dicey for a second and i am shocked it ended that well, frankly. >> david: luckily we're both wearing spanx. [ laughter ] >> do you wear the manx? >> david: is there manx? >> yeah. i lot of you the other day because my lover, who is younger than me -- still got it. by it i mean money. [ laughter ] and i did an instagram story where i was trying to get my pants on and they didn't fit. you could see my bra and my underwear and he was like so what are you doing in vegas with a matching bra and underwear? are you kidding? i was like honey, i'm 30 years

come to think of it, so does ebony enthusiast sarah silverman and jimmy kimmel.ng to shut up now. tyrus and lawrence, you guys can have a conversation. >> wow, greg. just wow. i think we are missing the point here. >> i like when he does this stuff. i really do. >> you guys are black, i'm going to go have a smoke. i'm going to be honest though, in my lifetime and growing up as a kid, i never thought that white supremacists would appoint a black man as the head of their charter. i mean, that is progress! we've made it! david chapelle, even david, they still made him wear a hood. you know what i'm saying, what's the premises have come a long way and i would just -- like you guys -- >> we made it! we everywhere! >> greg: you're taking all of the jobs! >> here's the deal. i'm not larry elder's man, i think it talks fast, i can't stick with him. here's the deal, i don't agree with his politics but i would never question him as a black man because of what he thinks about fiscal responsibility, money, and policy. it has nothing to do with the color of his skin but every