but i'm being sarcastic. >> i'm sure i understand. i actually am prees pleased that you all are giving that responsibility over to the gsa. we'll deal with them on another day. but they are more suited to do it than y'all and we know that. >> we're little and it's the same motivation behind transferring our financial management systems to federal shared service provider at d.o.t. we can use our resources much more critically for our mission, protecting investors, ensuring the markets operate with sbig rit. to build up infrastructure where they can do it better than we do is the appropriate thing for us to do. >> for anybody scratching their head, it's very clear and good that the chairwoman is good on the oversight of general services. >> thank you. >> i know that this -- but she's right. how is that? [ inaudible ] but profoundly sarcastic. a whole different thing. but i do agree with ms. emerson that this is probably where it best belongs. hopefully this will never happen again. let me ask a question. i think the s.e.c. has been more

i had a lot of witty and sarcastic material as well. it was a great joy and i was writing with a fury that mix on held us to one seat. we wanted help. our deadline which meant i had to sit up all day covering it. >> do you think in retrospect they overplayed the game changing significance? >> in nixonian terms, yes. the back story of all of this is a piece of history. they were selling themselves so not only communist chinese and having no dealings with them while we were in fact having lots of dealings with the russians, but insisting that the democrats if they made any approaches to china would suffer for it politically. because they lost china to the communists. what nixon was exploiting was the readiness of the american public that our politicians had maneuvered themselves into preventing. he himself personified that resistance. a new diplomacy to china. it made this an epic event. as much in american politics as in international diplomacy. it was important in that sense. we were there because of the chinese lusting for this relatio

very sarcastic, the queen. >> steve: she's so -- she's sarcastic. >> jimmy: check this out, this weekn ireland, an elephant escaped from a circus and ended up at a mall. fortunately he didn't hurt anyone but he did sit in one of those brookestone massage chairs with no intention of buying it. [ light laughter ] >> steve: r-r-rude. >> jimmy: r-r-rude. and he bought one of those glider planes. >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: hey, whoa. >> steve: loop-de-loop. hey. as seen on tv. >> jimmy: whoa, through the legs. listen to this, a company in france is selling a new espresso maker that can be installed in your car. of course, if you really want to grind your beans while traveling, you can just ride a bike. >> steve: whoa! [ laughter ] da-na-na! -- ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and the peabody award-ward, goes to-to-to -- jimmy fallon-fallon-fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: finally you guys, finally, just weeks after announcing she's pregnant, snooki tweeted a picture showing off her new engagement ring. yeah, her fiancee even got it engraved with a romantic phrase, "we had to." [ laught

. >> jon: oh, it appears super tuesday just became sarcastic tuesday. [laughter] a little cynical there, my friend. give them a chance to ask what they're going to ask. >> your critics will say on capitol hill that you want gas prices to go higher because you have said before that will wean the american people off fossil fuels on to renewble fuels. how do you respond to that? >> jon: i'll tell you how he's going to respond. i think he's going to tap his strategic derision returns. >> ed, from a political perspective, do you think the president of the united states going into an election wants gas prices to go higher is. there anybody here who thinks that makes a lot of sense? [cheering and applause] >> jon: i'll tell you what, i'll tell you, what ed, i'll answer your question just as soon as i inflate this. [laughter] that may not have seemed the most presidential tone, but understand the derision is based on the type of questions that are coming at him. >> your critics here in the united states, including john mccain, said you should start air strikes

the comment is, and this is not sarcastic question, why on earth would iran launch a nuclear weapon if it had one? knowing that it would be -- that it would be completely suicidal mission? and second of all, i think it's wrong to call it missile defense. when he unveiled the new thread, it clearly linked our defenses as shields. and that new strategic plan was not called by the same name. but all the pieces are still there. and it's operating with the same way. >> do i have any volunteers? dean, you look like you're ready to say something. zblf let me pick up on the last point you made. it's true the likelihood of iran launching a test is very low. iran can gain by threatening to do that. they can split coalitions. they can dissuade countries of joining coalitions. they may dissuade the u.s. from entering the region, if there's some -- let's take the strait of hormuz for example. the u.s. decided te go in and they could threaten a nuclear attack against the u.s. homeland. that threat is a very potent threat. and in my mind, missile defense gives you a shield that you can rattle to neut

i wasn't trying to be sarcastic, i was just offering her congratulations for being the first person to have been found guilty. since then, the mayor has done nothing and he knows and you know that her behavior was on-duty behavior which, following the then airport commissioner, joseph mazzola appeal, an appellate court ruled that official misconduct can only be brought for actions related to one's actual job duties. so this commission has no business hearing any kind of official misconduct case against sheriff mirkarimi no matter how reprehensible his actions may or may not have been because they were off-duty behavior and it occurred before he was sworn in. it had nothing to do with his job duties. if you conduct some kind of kangaroo court hearing and the mayor hasn't acted on-duty official misconduct of ms. gomez but you pursue off-duty misconduct against sheriff mirkarimi, you will be conducting a mockery of ethical behavior. >> good afternoon, i'm peter warfollowed, executive director of library users association. the previous speakers have spoken, i think, very vividly of the unf

>> i could take professor hing's sarcastic way of looking at it -- just kidding. [laughter] i hope my other congressional colleagues do not kill me about sang this but i think it is important to keep your congressional office into an with what is important to you. i could not agree more with the two speakers. i think you have to be an optimist to be working on this issue, on this job, but i am with prof. hang in that we are scared with the flip side is. right now we are in the good state. right now nothing is written on paper. i do not know what is going to be on the gutierrez bill but it will not be the only one out there. right now we are talking about all the things that we agree on. we are going to try to focus on those things to see if we can move at first. the point that professor hing made previously about having to admit to a conviction, that is not something that we have signed off on, not something that we have signed off on with immigration committee. you have to have a bit of wisdom. i have not been around as long as anyone else, but we have seen some

i don't want to get too sarcastic, but it's true. that takes foot soldiers to find that money from the city, from private entities and from the state legislators who throw away money for a lot of things. all that money they put into the grand prix, if they just given us half of it, we could have done wonders. so, if you believe in that, if you want to come into the fold, you've got to help find a way to make it financially feasible and s substanible. >> i want to make sure we recognize her. is esther here? [ applause ] >> she, of course, desegregated the university of maryland nursing school in '48. >> look, we're going to -- i don't know. >> not only the school of nursing, but the case with thurgood marshall and charles houston opened the school of medicine and dentistry and the under graduate program in college park. [ applause ] >> two questions. this gentleman and i see a lady here in the front. >> this may be odd, but dr. scott, this question was kind of like what was the civil rights movement. you suggested that historians now

people said you're not getting anywhere because you're too sarcastic. but it's true. i said where did you find money for that? that takes foot soldiers to find than money from the city, from private entities, from the state legislators who throw away money for a lot of things. all that money they put into the grand prix if they had just given us half of it, we could have done more. so if you believe in that if you want to come into the fold, you've got to help find a way to make it financially feasible to substa substantial. >> i was notified that miss esther mccready is here. [ applause ] >> she, of course, desegregated the university of maryland nursing school in '46? >> '48. >> look, look, look. well i don't know. >> the case with thurgood marshall and charles houston opened the school of medicine pharmacy, dentistry and the undergraduate program in college park. [ applause ] >> this gentleman, and i've seen a lady here in the front. >> this may be -- dr. scott, this question, you know, first question was kind of like, what is the civil rights movement in and you s

i thought the ceo of goldman was deflecktive and sarcastic. i think the mrp important point here, maria, it is about culture today. work place culture is a focus of people like me and i'm sure david kelly and his company. we are looking at what it is like to work at a company. tlaen is a key virtuous cycle that has to take part in businesses and that is serving the right product and service and if you are doing that and customers love you then your employees will love to work there. so that is a virtuous cycle. >> we saw middle east major banks pass the new stress test by the the federal reserve this week. four banks did not pass most notably citi. how important was this? are you surprise by the results of the fed stress test, dad? >> not particularly. but it is important to recognize how stressful t these stress tes are. this is not a bad case scenario. this is a disaster scenario and i think it is -- i think it is reflective of how much progress we have made that only four banks didn't fully meett all of the criteria. i think it is good the

about, making fun even of cronkite and barbara walters and company, so that i had a lot of witty and sarcastic material as well to go with the very heavy diplomacy. it was a great spectacle and a great joy. of course, i was writing with a fury that nixon had held us to one seat. we wanted help. our deadline was such that i had to file by breakfast in beijing. which meant i had to sit up all night writing and all day covering. there was no chance to sleep. it was a nightmare. and here we are. we survived. >> do you think in retrospect, we have overplayed the significance and the meaning, game-changing significance of this trip? >> in nixonian terms, yes. the back story of all this is a piece nixon and company and largely the republican party were responsible for creating the china problem, for selling themselves so heavily to the support of taiwan and alienating not only communist chinese and having no dealings with them, while we were, in fact, having lots of dealings with the russians. but insisting that the democrats, if they made any approaches to china, would suffer for it politically beca

horizon in a rain storm, their eyes peeled, looking for every possible sign of a violator and his sarcastic caption if you can't quite read it at the bottom reads, the reprehensible want of vigilance in our blockading vessels, seen new york papers, 1862, 1863, 1864. they were tired of hearing this.

horizon in a rain storm, their eyes peeled, looking for every possible sign of a violator and his sarcastic caption if you can't quite read it at the bottom reads, the reprehensible want of vigilance in our blockading vessels, seen new york papers, 1862, 1863, 1864. they were tired of hearing this. the confederacy sought to break the blockade in several ways. they knew they could not match union numbers. so they experimented with new technology. here in hamp

and his sarcastic caption, if you can't quite read it at the bottom reads the reprehensible want wants of vigilance in our black aiding vessels seen new york papers, 1862, 1863, 1864. they were tired of hearing this. the confederacy sought to break the blockade in several ways. they knew they couldot

when new people come in, sometimes they have to settle in because there is a lot of sarcastic people and tease newcomers some. i don't like that because sometimes they run them off. but the discussions are from all over the country. only about 15% of my users are in washington. most are all over the country, and in other countries. and it's just a great place for like-minded people who just like politics. it liens lefeans left, certainle have a lot of conservatives who get in the civil debate. the only thing i don't like is people calling each other names, i don't like them calling each other bad names, and that's where i had to yell at them. >> well, we won't call you names except friend of this network, so craig crawford, on behalf of the students joining us at the washington center and also the students joining us from gettysburg college, we have a tradition of a round of applause, so thank you very much for being with us. >> thank you. it's always fun to be here. >>> i was quite a radical as a young person, and i was the one that thought, you know, we should singing "we should ov

. >> stephanie miller, the most popular talk show host, she's sarcastic. >> i always enjoy your voicece is so soothing. >> sarcastic and ultimate left wing. >> thank you, that was a good enough impression. >> stephanie miller, no, she has no audience, she's been up-and-coming for 20 years sarcastic and ultraleft person. >> bastard person. >> we're hogging all the sexy on our side. hello, in the new york area. >> good morning. >> hello, mr. other newer which we won't mentioned. >> i'm thrilled to be your disembodied guest for the morning. >> in the new york area of stephanie miller international. we've got an easy audience you're a little too much, little too sexy. >> too sexy. >> ease him in. you're going to be the disembodied -- put up a picture of you people are fainting. >> like the beatles coming to mark. >> there's too much light in here for you, you're nearly translucent. >> the consensus classifies me as albino mime. i'll hope to be in there with you next friday or friday after. >> we're working on getting skype. >> you tv stars, you're going to need a camera in the boo radiall

political leaders on the russian election has think it's fair to say been systematically negative and sarcastic and condescending every single report that i've seen this morning about the election victory. couples it with allegations of your or at least same allegations of course which were made systematically after december and whatever the truth of those allegations. i don't think the reporters are generally very interested in the truth and the fact is that they stick and since the election in december since the notion of local election december the opposition strategy and the west strategy has been to make that allegation stick at all costs knowing that putin would be reelected and therefore trying to sabotage his presidency from the very beginning by making these claims and trying to tarnish his election as having been unfairly gained you know mary unfortunately i think that the go ahead go ahead john finish up go ahead . well i was going to say unfortunately that had been something of a sea change i think once obama was elected so from the end of two thousand and eight to early two thousan

gas prices are so high it's closer in price now there's a free market working and i'm not being sarcastic they're saying what i meant i'll go to kitchens or give you access cookie well i think they're stealing involved so i don't know but i do hear you small producers that at least the control this market that we're going to leave it there though i'll have time for from everyone here at capital account thanks so much for watching and have a great night. wealthy british style. time. market why not. find out what's really happening to the global economy with much stronger or no holds barred look at the global financial headlines tune into cars report on r.g.p. .

gas prices are so high it's closer in price now there's the free market working and i'm out being sarcastic there saying what i meant i'll go to kitchens or give you access pretty well i think they're stealing involved i don't know but i do hear you small producers out in l.a. still control this market that we're going to leave it there though that's all i have time for from everyone here at capital account thanks so much for watching and have a great night.

any code he was totally naked in this cell for a few days because of something he had done he was sarcastic towards an officer in the brig and the. the defense definitely doesn't turn to use the way he was treated to make it harder for the government to prosecute manning and some say that this treatment the way that manning has been treated so far. is that he is being acquitted and treated it like a terrorists or do you think about that well actually he's he's being treated worse than a terror suspect because the media is not actually allowed to have access to records during the military court proceedings but if you were at guantanamo you would be able to access records during a military commission so you have this media coalition now there's actually challenging this because we don't get to know the sort of things that are going on we don't get to read the motions that are being filed we don't get to read a lot of the documents we don't know what's going on the back room they have secret conferences and we just take their word for it when they do synopsys and summaries and side of the cour

article did an interview with slate and i want to put up what he said first he said a little bit sarcastically he said i was not aware that australia was about to be invaded by papa new guinea or by indonesia and he went on to talk about china and saying to define our engagement in the east in terms of china is a mistake we have to focus on asia but not in a manner that plays on everyone's exact anxieties it becomes very easy to demonize china and they will then demonize us in return is that what they want. i mean do you agree that this is something that perhaps should have been considered a little more. brzezinski was always a cold war during the during the soviet period and so i think he's not a friend of any sort of communist system so this is very smart advice i think he has realized that the cold war is now over and that we need to engage china what's really interesting about u.s. policy in the far east is china is loaning us money so that we can help the our allies there who are all rich countries defend themselves against who china interesting it is going to this train system how those