[tom] [sarcastic] "it's so much fun." [chris]why not call the smokers' helpline?rogram's free,and... [tom]and they'll tell me..."you oughta quit." [chris] not so. just tell them you're ready to quit. then,they'll tell you how. [tom] really? you wouldn't have that number on you,would you? winteis it a cold?stion. sinuses? allergies? for all of them... there's allegra-d®. a maximum strength decongestant for 24 hour relief. try allegra-d®. >>> this woman's on her bike when a car -- >> oh, my gosh. >> -- hits her. but the car doesn't stop. do you not realize you hit someone? >> the only way i can think is if you're driving like this. >> there's no way you miss that woman. you see pedestrians and focuses on their mopeds jumping off their bikes to come and help rescue this woman. and they're all working in tand tandem. you see them start to lift the car because she's stuck under there. luckily, and i don't know how, she only suffered minor injuries. she's okay, guys. >> any explanation as to how this happened? >> i don't have any explanation as to how or why. but the te

you know, you are like kid sarcastic. >> there are a lot of muslims there. >> were they part of the summit? >> hey, we are coming and chowing down. we discussed what happened in south patterson. a dozen teenagers celebrating. >> this is interesting what are the people saying there? >> a lot of people come there because they like the food. one of my cog colleagues, he hadn't gone since 9/11. he thought there were celebrations in the street. that used to be his favorite restaurant. donald trump stirs the pot. first it is let me hate mexicans and now muslims. i guess he's figuring out who is he won't apologize. particularly to me. he took the remarks on mtv and edited them and making it look i was supporting him. instead of saying, well, you know, i had nothing to do with that. never stops tweeting. >> more importantly your fight with donald trump is interesting to you and others, too, but i am interested in the people are saying about what is happening right now. about what is happening now in the united states? >> muslims are being looked as if they are terrorists. who do you think is liste

. >> i must have said something sarcast sarcastic, something like hard on my ear. >> his dad was a violent chapman's friend, chad hunter, witnessed the abuse when they were teens. >> mark's fathe would come out and used a closed fist. >> and punch him? >> yes, punch him in the face and in the stomach. he was violent. >> violence, he said, mark soon mirrored when they played army with toy soldiers. >> he would pull the arms off, he would talk to them and he would act like they were talking back to him. and a lot of times he would take a match and set one of them on fire. >> an extreme and vivid imagery life that journalist jim gains says chapman wrote about. let's talk about his notebook. what's this chief of staff and how he's made this diagram? >> so this -- these are the little people who run his life. this is the chief of staff and all the undersecretaries. it's not a fantasy to him. this is reality to him. he has these -- this committee in his head that governs his life. >> a committee, gains described, that guided chapman toward john lennon. >> i've always wand to beted to beatle sinc

. >> do i understand, not to be sarcastic, do i understand we have one more year of campaigning?y god. >> famous all over the world for his incredible ability to read people's minds. most people's minds. most people know him for his big glasses, contagious smile and handshake. he is the amazing kreskin. the only thing that can have left our debate is if we have a visitation from mars. >> he cannot only read people that he can influence i saw this firsthand. he gave me a container to hold. >> and when i opened the box it was the two items that i have chosen. yet it written down in the container. >> we started and read it slowly. >> the other item will be the watch. kreskin. >> it was a watch. bill: when did he do the writing? >> it is a mystery. >> it was not all gloom and doom. okay, kids, listen to me. >> when you leave high school don't go to college. princeton university is now agreeing with me. go and get a job for two years. bill: i agree with him. >> preston agrees with me. bill: good for him. >> many more predictions in the book. you can go to this website in order it. the

after pushing back allegations that russian president vladimir putin had killed journalists some sarcastic humor. >> i hate some of these people. but i wouldn't kill them. i'll be honest. i would never kill them. i would never do that. lets -- no, i wouldn't. i would never kill them but i do hate them and some of them are such lying, disgusting people, it's true. >> trump's opponents have been haven't put a dent in his lead. nbc's katy tur reports. >> reporter: the biggest casualty so far, the truth. and plit ifacts has told the most falsities. and his only true statement was about vladimir putin's poll numbers. >> he's got an 80% approval rating. >> >>. >> reporter: the rest going up to pants on fire. >> i got to get this off my chest, donald trump is a jerk. >> reporter: even president obama issing a knowledge ag knowledging that he is tapping into the fear. >> that's what he is exploiting campaign. >> reporter: across the country, crowds responding by the thousands, even waiting in the hours in cold and rain to see >> and we're joined by tracie potts. who is donald trump going after now

[tom] [sarcastic] "it's so much fun." [chris]why not call the smokers' helpline? the program's free,and... [tom]and they'll tell me..."you oughta quit." [chris] not so. just tell them you're ready to quit. then,they'll tell you how. [tom] really? you wouldn't have that number on you,would you? >>> the holiday season just got brighter for five families and a lot more will experience the same magic. >> we are live where they gave away bikes and helmets this morning. this is just the beginning. >> the marines just loaded up all the toys for the toys for to thes program and they think 200 kids will get new toys because of the generous heart of one woman. >> you may think the little 5-year-old girl is the happiest person but think again. >> when i was a child, i didn't have much. sorry. and i always thought, if i ever become in a place where i can give back i'm gonna do it. >> mary smith has raised money for toys and bikes for kids at christmastime for the last 28 years. she usually just watches as the marines haul the toys away to distribute them this year they brough

[tom] [sarcastic] "it's so much fun." [chris]why not call the smokers' helpline? the program's free,and... [tom]and they'll tell me..."you oughta quit." [chris] not so. just tell them you're ready to quit. then,they'll tell you how. [tom] really? you wouldn't have that number on you,would you? >>> we were in san francisco today for the annual mission police station holiday toy giveaway. officers stationed in the myth district collect hundreds of toys, games and sports equipment each year so the neighborhood kids can enjoy christmas. have a great night. >> announcer: from abc news, the democrats debate. >> i'm not going to do a donald trump. >> bluster and bigotry are not credentials for becoming commander in chief. >> i say that we are a better country than this. >> people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn e-mails. >> i will never quit. >> i did not speak out of both sides of my mouth on this issue. >> let's transform america. >> i will not be silenced. >> announcer: now, live from saint anselm college in manchester, new hampshire, the democratic debat

so you can't even be sarcastic anymore. are we em buing all this strategy and intelligence on savages? like discussing the bloods and crypts doing a drive-by, and they're saying, well, maybe they were trying to procure a territory, and it's very stressful down there. they're monsters! >> that's a good question. >> they're monsters with strategy. >> strategy is very simple, convert or die. >> strategy is evolving. so what intelligence and law enforcement have to figure out is how it's evolving. was this a black swan event? are there clusters of people they knew, and how can you keep people safe? >> very important is the -- >> and close the borders. >> what if they're already here? >> then we have to surveil them and get them out. in india, when there's a suicide bomber, they punish the entire family. this family -- every family member involved has to leave now. >> what happened to the baby? >> yeah, where is the baby? >> he has to go, too, i'm afraid. >> president obama would say, you're scared of babies. you're scared of wo

[tom] [sarcastic] "it's so much fun." [chris]why not call the smokers' helpline?gram's free,and... [tom]and they'll tell me..."you oughta quit." [chris] not so. just tell them you're ready to quit. then,they'll tell you how. [tom] really? you wouldn't have that number on you,would you? ♪ >>> we are the other scene of odysseo. what makes cavalia's production of "odysseo" is the size of the tent. there's not one bigger on the planet. we are looking at two separated, and there's two arches in tweeptweephe tent, and the amount of volume of space we have is truly fantast fantastic. >> we arehw traveling with 120 semitrailers. compare that to rolling stone or u2, they have only 60. thatncty gives you the scope of. we arrive from manitobanb which a 42 hours drive. we arrive frñ want the horses t suffer in the truck for 42 hours so i charter a boeing 747, them out on the plane, they travel first class, and after five hours, they landed, they are safe. we bring them to a farm. they just arrived from an equestrian center. they have 12 days of full rest, eating grass, i mea

when asked about it.steph curry said sarcastically that it was "a nice celebration."green and luke walton had to say about it today. >>:it was more motivation to go out and win >>:clearly we just want to let them know--lately we will see what happens >> gary : while chasing the loose ball late in the 4th quarter of the cavaliers game aginst the thunder lebron james absolutely crushed the 2nd-ranked golfer in the world jason day's wife ellie day. after a few minutes of delay. ellie day was removed from the arena on a stretcher with her head on a brace she will spend the night in the hospital for obsevartion but reports were she was up and talking. lebron said he told him she was ok as he squeezed her hand. final: 104-100 cavs the video is pretty scary but the aftermath everybody is taking a deep breath because at the end of the day she seems like she will be ok cleveland cavaliers guard iman shumpert helped deliver his infant daughter , iman tayla shumpert , in his bathroom yesterday! shumpert's fiancee. musician teyana taylor did not realize she was in labor until she

[tom] [sarcastic] "it's so much fun." [chris]why not call the smokers' helpline?ogram's free,and... [tom]and they'll tell me..."you oughta quit." [chris] not so. just tell them you're ready to quit. then,they'll tell you how. [tom] really? you wouldn't have that number on you,would you? we've got some new options that might interest you.in a while, like adult dental coverage. great news for you. and your sweet tooth. to find free local, in-person help visit coveredca.com find out if you could get help paying for health insurance with just your age, income, zip code, and the number of people in your household. information you probably know off the top of your head. enroll by december 15th to be covered by january 1st video, head over to rightthisminute.com or download our mobile app. >>> if i say the word "peep show," what kind of connotation something that give to you guys? >> it's dirty and kinky. >> exactly. these people in australia decided to have fun with the whole peep show idea by adding something else. >> we took one of the world's biggest performing artis

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[tom] [sarcastic] "it's so much fun." [chris]why not call the smokers' helpline? the program's free,and... [tom]and they'll tell me..."you oughta quit." [chris] not so. just tell them you're ready to quit. then,they'll tell you how. [tom] really? you wouldn't have that number on you,would you? [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] ♪ harvey: welcome to "tmz live." harvey levin here. charles: charles here. harvey: we found out that it is two and through for kim kardashian and kanye west. they will have no more kids because doctors have told them that they would pose a significant danger to kim's life and the life of any new baby. mike: it's a sad thing because from what i'm told they do want more kids. she had placenta acreda during both pregnancies with north and with saint. the first time around it was like you have this and we have to do

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. >>> a sarcastic celebration for a convicted police officer found guilty on his birthday in a series of sex attacks. >> happy birthday to you! >> people were singing outside the courtroom in oklahoma city, where daniel holtzclaw was found guilty. a short time earlier, he broke down in tears as he learned his fate. prosecutors say holtzclaw chose his victims carefully, targeting poor african american women. grandmother jeannine liggins was the first to report one of his attacks. >> he just picked the wrong lady to stop that night. i was fearing for my life. sir, please don't make me do this, sir. birthday. attacks. he faces up to 263 years in prison. >>> new tonight, prohibition ended 82 years ago this month, but the mystique of moonshine seems to live on. it was once the bad boy of booze. now it's in demand and trendier than ever in what's being seen as moonshine mania. >> moonshine is sort of where everything begins. >> reporter: we're talking whiskey, not the more commonly known aged variety happening in these barrels at the kings county distillery, but the stuff straight from the

( sarcastically ) yeah, thanks r talking her into that. i just ate a fistful of bouillon cubes.marie's teacher said that she s real talent? really? the teacher that she pays? never mind. she's meeting new people. i think that's good for her. have you talked to them?

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he shared online what were described as sarcastic comments about the king's dog, portrayed here in an animated film. he could be jailed for 36 years. the police say they're just doing their job. >> translation: i don't think the number of cases is any higher than before. we arrest those who breach article 112 just like before. we can easily see that only certain groups of people commit this crime >> reporter: anyone found guilty of criticizing or defaming the royal family risks up to 15 years on each count. the king once said he shouldn't be above criticism. his stance gives rise to the suggestion that politicians in the military may be using the law for political gain. this park symbol eyess a lot that has happened here. when the army seized power this year, they promised to clean up corruption. a lot are questioning that promotion. they are also questioning loyalty to the monarchy. at 88 the king in poor health and has been in and out of hospital for the past six years. raising the issue of succession. whether they feel at ease talking about it or not, this realise that change is co

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. >> you can be sarcastic and funny if you want. >> sure. >> you can play it however you like. tweeters, who would be your person of the year within your life and why? make the why short because it's twitter @richard p bacon. >> moving on, president obama welcomed israeli president reuven rivlin to the white house. for the annual hanukkah celebration. mr. obama said he was deeply moved by what he called rivlin's commitment to equality and justice. president rib lynn lit a menorah that was made in israel during the 1920s. look at that, that's remarkable. then he wished christians around the world a merry christmas. this is a big deal. it's really funny thing that a lot of israeli politicians even though they kind of tangled with the obama administration, everybody wants to get to the hanukkah party even if they don't agree we president obama's policies. they want an invite to the hanukkah party at the white house. >> that's beautiful, isn't it? we all know that march madness is a few moments away. so for those basketball fans needing an early fix, well it doesn't get better than

he allegedly shared online what were described as sarcastic comments about the king's dog portrayed heree jailed for 37 years. the police say they are just doing their job. >> translator: i don't think the number of cases is any higher than before. we arrest those who breach article 112 just like before, we can easily see that only certain groups of people commit this crime. >> reporter: anyone found guilty risks up to 15 years in prison on each count. the king himself once said he shouldn't be above criticism. his stance gives rise to the suggestion that politicians and the military may be using the law for political gain or to stifle dissents. this park has come to symbolize a lot of what is happening in thailand right now. when the army ceased power last year, it promised to clean up corruption. they have also been promoting nationalism and loyalty to the monarchy, ahead of an event that most thais have never seen. at 88 the king is in poor health. raising the issue of succession. whether they feel at ease talking about it or not, thai has realized that change is coming, and the army'

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pushing back against allegations that russian president vladimir putin has killed journalists, some sarcastic humor. >> by the way, i hate some of these people. but i'd never kill them. no, these people, honestly, i'll be honest. i'll be honest. i would never kill them. i would never do that. let's see -- no, i wouldn't. i would never kill them but i do hate them and some of them are such lying, disgusting people, it's true. >> trump's opponents have been hitting back but their attacks haven't put a dent in his lead. nbc's katy tur reports. >> reporter: the biggest casualty so far in the 2016 political season? the truth. and polite fact says donald trump has told the most falsities of any of the candidates. his only true statement on their truth meter was about vladimir putin's poll numbers. >> he's got an 80% approval rating. >> reporter: the majority range from false to pants on fire, something his opponents keep pouncing on. >> i think you have a pathological liar there. >> i've got to get this off my chest. donald trump is a jerk. >> reporter: even president obama is acknowledging trump t

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[tom] [sarcastic] "it's so much fun." [chris]why not call the smokers' helpline?he program's free,and... [tom]and they'll tell me..."you oughta quit." [chris] not so. just tell them you're ready to quit. then,they'll tell you how. [tom] really? you wouldn't have that number on you,would you? layover. 24 hours. hello, reykjavik. oh, so that's how you spell it. what are you looking at? oh, cool. hungry. fish, anyone? hello, seventh waterfall of the day. hello, duck boat. hello, sheep? oh right! itchy icelandic sweaters and no foreign transaction fees. sweet. one last look. ahh. triple points. and we're off. what's next? wherever the journey takes you, carry american express gold. it's more than a card. it's the gear that gets it done. >>> a group critical of the golden state warriors arena in san francisco says opposition to the project growing. the mission bay alliance released a poll saying 42% of likely san francisco voters now oppose the project. they say 49% do approve the plan. they claim the city rubber stamped the environmental report for the arena. the supe

more of everything to you need .he direct approach you need the voices of young people, or people sarcasticannoying or trolling or all of that. it is not one thing because that is what isis does. it is a network producing a variety of different materials for different audiences. host: ali is waiting, essex, maryland, line for democrats. caller: i'm a muslim and an american. theroblem i am having with the rhetorice, now coming from the republican branch is really not helping. we should also stop calling these people islamic state just. they are not a state or they are a bunch of crazy people. we're just giving them credit. just wish the saudi government that america is reporting is pretty more of this problem. cowards, anytime there is a problem, they will come to the western world for help to why can't they go to this fight? i think those are some good points. the question of, who are they and what do they represent, the islamicdoubt state in quotation marks, what it tries to do is appeal to a specific islamist worldview and that worldview is bigger than the islamic state. for decades, gove

i'm a sarcastic loser with a big head. what's wrong with my head?" you can check out all of the stories trending today... just head to ktnv.com time now is x:xx --- coming up... we'll have all your top local breaking news.. plus, micah and greg will have a final check of your morning commute and thursday forecast! plus the newest information on that early morning fire in dowtown ... a motel room going up in flames. and chopper 13... flying over a crash on the who coined the term "side bread?" because there's nothing "side" about this bread. but it's the star of the show. unleash the power of dough. ve it a popo it's always worth remembering... that icing the cinnamon rolls is a privilege not a right. unleash the power of dough. give it a pop. a downtown motel up in flames... firefighters saying simple human error is to blame. crews were called to the motel near fremont and bruce just they had to evacuate people, and one man had to be treated at the scene for smoke inhalation. firefighters say the flames were only in one room, and they got them out fa

[tom] [sarcastic] "it's so much fun." [chris]why not call the smokers' helpline? the program's free,and... [tom]and they'll tell me..."you oughta quit." [chris] not so. just tell them you're ready to quit. then,they'll tell you how. [tom] really? you wouldn't have that number on you,would you? >> welcome back to "beyond the headlines." i'm cheryl jennings. we're talking about families in need and the value of fresh produce in our hunger-relief efforts. you may not realize it, but most of us throw away more than $1,000 worth of food every year, and you might be even more surprised to know just how much food goes to waste before it ever hits the stores. as abc7 news anchor reggie aqui explains, wasted food is a national crisis. >> these greens look good enough to eat, until you realize this salad bar is in a dump. we found thousands of pounds of fresh produce heaped high, much of it in store-ready bags. >> this load here by itself was probably close to 10 tons. >> cesar zuniga says the mountain of vegetables is just a fraction of what he sees every day at this waste

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they sarcastically presented the prime minister with roses and tried to drag him away from the podium. a full-on brawl ensoyed. this is what they do in ukraine. whatever you want to call it, it works for them. lawmakers tried to defend the prime minister who faces allegations of just corruption and cronyism. what would happen if we -- every time somebody said corruption and cronyism on capitol hill, a fight ensued? maybe there would be a little relief valve go off there. >>> drone flyers beware, tokyo police launching a drone squad. if a pesky drone enters airspace, it faces the wrath of the drone catcher. it catches smaller drones in its net. that's very clever. very clever. >>> up next, a texas imam says he was forced to resign because he threw his support behind donald trump. does that sound like, well, an acceptance of moderate muslim, a tolerant religion? we take it up with our radio talk show hosts, larry o'connor >> a texas man says he was forced to resign for agreeing with donald trump, doctor says he believes trumps comments are in line with the islamic religion because the t

. >> though most women in the pc unit have not been charged with murder they have come up with a sarcasticponse to the unit. >> they laugh at us -- >> hot sauce. >> the girls in detox will be yelling "baby killers." yelling it all day. we'll say remarks to, i guess just to joke around to laugh about it. really it does hurt us. >> chelsea sanchez has been on both sides of the glass. she came in as a heroin addict and is now in pc. >> when i am high on heroin, like that story, the dr. jekyll and mr. hyde, it changes me. it changes me. makes me like a monster. >> me, i did like terrible, horrible, horrible thing to my son. because of the drug. >> sanchez has been charged with serious bodily injury to a child. she admits to being high on heroin, and severely beating her 3-year-old son. when he was brought to the hospital, he was covered in bruises, had bite marks on his thigh, and one eye was swollen shut. doctors also discovered he had a lacerated liver, likely caused by blunt force trauma. >> when i am high on heroin, it is like anything triggers me. i'll just go off. i mean, i could be sitt

am i being too sarcastic? ramy: maybe a little bit.e a look at the markets with about 10 minutes left until the close. we are off our session highs but still on track to close up for a second day. .he s&p 500 is up the most the nasdaq is up about .9%. this is the best to day rally since late october. tracking the move and, looking at nymex crude, it is off its session highs but higher on the 2%. up a little more than this is its best to day rally in the past two weeks, but is still at six-year lows. have tolk about oil, we talk about natural gas. it settled at its willis price since 1999 because of mild weather here in the eastern u.s.. talking about temperatures around 65 degrees today and tomorrow. natural gas is down by nearly 5% , going for a fifth straight daily lost. gas prices facing a double whammy. equities --lk about equities are falling for the second day in a rowand the yield rises. the yield is up five basis points. the yield is up in terms of percentages by 2.7%. this is its highest in 12 days. and we will see how our liv

you're being sarcastic, aren't you? very, if it was anyone but you i'd say that's the creepiest idea ever. the arson squad released the space heater to my team. hmm. did you just say the a word? - no. yes. - so you think it was arson? no. yes. no. anything? i think it's this heater that was recalled in 1997 but it's covered in debris, so i'm not sure. fire can be a very clever opponent. yeah. - take it apart. - mm-hmm. look for any anomalies. i've requested all boston fire department records for the last year. that's like 4000 fires. 4082 building and structural fires. well, if you're looking at the incident reports for a possible pattern, then you are thinking the a word and i need to let the arson squad know. i think gabriel is a really good match for you. nobody asked you, yenta. whistler, our old guy in the skinny jeans, is a pervert. check this out. five different lawsuits. women suin' him right and left for sexual harassment. two seamstresses, an accountant, a model, and.. really? - a cleaning woman. - strong libi

. >> i have matthew perry syndrome, i'm a sarcastic loser with a giant head. what's the matter with my head? >> lake bell's face is about as beautiful as a worn-out leather boot. #fugmug. >> sarah paulson is annoying whwh she yells, or cries, or exists. bite me [ bleep ]. that's how i feel l out that. you can bite me in the [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: some people take it better than others. tonight ononhe show music from gary clark jr. we'll be right back with donald trump! [ cheers and applause ] when it's your job to protect the world's greatest nation, it's your responsibility to solve the world's greatest challenges. this is why we search for the best and brightest. on land and water, in the air, space and even cyberspace. we operate in a complex world with one simple mission. win. (vo) some call it giving back. we call it share the love. during our share the love event, get a new subaru, and we'll donate $250 to those in need. bringing our total donations to over sixty-five million dollars. and bringing love where it's needed m

but i think of course i wasn't there, but i, to me he was being sarcastic. he me, this is a sort of way of dissing, showing condescension. to the rabble. after all this is an interview he gave january 23rd of this year. as do you think if the media sometimes overstates the level of alarm people should have about terrorism? barack obama, absolutely and i don't even blame the media for that. what's the saying? if it bleeds, it leads? you show crime stories and local newscasts, because that's what the folks watch. >> this is obama essentially saying, well, you know, the reason people are upset about this, is because it's been hyped on television and they are not as cool intelligent and far-seeing as i am. this is his usual professorial condescension. the fact that the "times" took it out, i'm not quite sure if they saw it as straight or sarcasm. >> amy? zblim going to pivot to the press conference. >> sorry about that. >> but it is -- i think we're kind of going to be on the same point here. which is, there was not a whole lot of news there. in part because the

i'm being sarcastic, democracy on live television. the latest new york times cbs poll released today shows trump climbing to 35% nationally. 35% among republicans. his closest competitor, ted cruz is 19 points back. ben carson comes in third now. followed by marco rubio at 9. in south carolina, this is the big story, a new fox news poll out today of republican primary voters shows trump ahead by -- he's at 35%. 20 points ahead. the polling was in the field when trump was calling for that ban on muslims coming into the country. it turns out that the call to keep the muslims out of country helped him with republican voters in south carolina. before he made that comment, trump was at 30%. in the two days following the comment saying so more muslims in the country, trump rose to 38%. they liked it down there. there's a brand new poll late today that shows republicans moderately behind even trumps proposal itself to ban muslims. 42% said they favor it. 36% say they are opposed. meanwhile, in a number of television appearances trump said re