from "rizzoli and isles", sasha alexander. and music from the features. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, lo and behold, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. well, hello there, i am jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for, thanks for coming here tonight. i tell you, i'm really starting to like you guys. i really am. i'm glad we have so much harmony here in the room, because in washington, d.c. right now, our fearless leaders are fighting like a hoard of brides in filene's basement. what's been happening is, congress okayed a bunch of spending on wars, prescription drugs, economic stimulus plans, hookers, et cetera. but they also passed a law they call the debt ceiling, which enough money to actually pay for the spending. so, we're stuck. kind of like if your doctor says, you need to lower your cholesterol and you agree, but instead of taking medicine and eating right, you announce if your cholesterol goes over 240, you're going to shoot your heart. and

we'll also be joined by sasha alexander from "rizzoli and isles," and we'll hear music from the featuresilde, adam beach, harrison ford. music from chris young, and on thursday, lady gaga will be here to chat, sing, and probabay wear something wierd on her head. please don't anyone else ask me -- we have so many ticket requests already. we're shutting down the street behind our theater for a big block party with lady gaga. i'm going to throw her meat dress on the grill. and serve it. [ applause ] it will be delicious. our first guest tonight is as money as they come. he is the director of many fine and lucrative films involving swingers, elves, and iron men. his latest, co-starring daniel craig and harrison ford, is called "cowboys and aliens." it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to jon favreau. [ cheers and applause ] very good to see you. thanks for coming. i know you had a big weekend there at comic con. you were at the premiere of the movie. >> that's right. >> jimmy: had anybody premiered their movie there before? >> not like that. we did a whole like hollywood boulevard-s