they pointed fingers instead at rig workers, halliburton, transocean, sasquatch and i think tiger woods they do, bp does seem to have learned some of its lesson, at least when it comes to public relations, which was particularly evident at the press conference they had this morning. >> bp is putting out its explanation of what happened with the oil blast in the gulf of mexico. >> hello. thank you for coming. the best way to describe the contents of this 133-page report is to read it. so, here goes. page one. we're sorry. page two. we [ bleep ] up. page three. we [ bleep ] up royally. page four. pelicans are kind of a nuisance anyway. page five, we are so apologetic beyond believe et cetera. et cetera, et cetera. well, you get the point. yanks, you can suck it. >> jimmy: well, you know -- what happened to lying? [ applause ] sometimes -- this is pretty good. this is -- i don't -- i don't really even know what's going on here, but this is lakers forward ron artest, who is nuts, in case you don't know, getting pulled over here in l.a. on monday while driving a tiny little race car. there h