in fact, my drummer, joe saylor, is wearing one right now. ( cheers and applause ) ( rim shot ) thatn't actually a joke, joe. ( rim shot ) ( laughter ) ( laughter ) one issue affecting farmers is the estate tax. and if there's anybody worried about who inherits their fortune, it's donald trump. >> is there anybody here that does not love their children and does not want to leave their beautiful farm to their children? you mean there's not one person that dislikes your children because they're brats, because they're spoiled, rotten brats? >> stephen: (as trump) "come on, admit it. everyone hates their kids, right? especially the blonde one, giant gums. we've got a great show for you tonight. ( cheers and applause ) jim gaffigan is here. when we return, there are vacancies in the royal family. stick around. ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) ♪ (whisthi! ♪ head to oldnavy.com for up to sixty percent off everything! that's up to sixty percent off everything! at oldnavy.com charmin ultra soft! it's softer than ever. charmin ultra soft is softer than ever, so it's harder to resist. o