the one and only scarlett johansson is here >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: we lovepete buttigieg is here [ cheers and applause and we got great, great, great music tonight from jim james, teddy abrams and members of the louisville orchestra [ cheers and applause yeah guys, we love jim james. guys, you know how they say a picture's worth a thousand words? well, it's also worth one meme i'll show you what i'm talking about. it's time for "this week in memes. here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ this week in meme this week in memes yeah ♪ >> jimmy: first up, take a look at this photo of president trump. [ light laughter ] his meme is called, "when you at karaoke trying to hit that high note in 'bohemian rhapsody.'" [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ for me for me ♪ we can't clear it. [ laughter ] it's like, you got to change the tune >> questlove: i know ♪ i feel a little silhouette of a man ♪ >> jimmy: you got to change the whole thing. we can't clear it. next is a photo of mike pence and steve mnuchin. their meme says, "when your boy spoils 'hustlers' even though he knows you

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ca scarlett johansson.know we love you on "magnum thoughts on a possible revival of happy endings. >> there were some rumors and it was news to me, but i think sony reached out and, you know, i know everybody who was there wanted to go back. we wanted to do the show, so we'll see. >> let's talk about icons. let's do this. only "e.t." is flashing it back, you all never knew as we kick off talk show titans week with the host. >> jerry, jerry! >> just a regular host. >> i knew going in every day, they were going to hand me a circ circus. i couldn't pretend to be upset about it. >> more than 50,000 guests and nearly 4,000 episodes in 27 years, jerry pulled in all the college kids with shows like my ex still wants my sex, slept with my slipper stripper. >> people obviously enjoyed. and then enjoyed being on. they volunteered to be on. they call us. you can't call someone to say, hey, will you be on the jerry springer show? they'd hang up on you. >> a few secrets? potential guests were given a free flight and hot

scarlett johansson is my guest tonight. we're playing true confessions with mayor pete buttigieg. plus music from gin game, teddy abrams and the louisville orchestra. stay tuned. >>> happening now, help wanted. berkeley is reconstructing shaddock avenue. the project will be cathy a new street that needs a name. and the city wants your help. there are chalkboards for people to jot down their ideas. berkeley residents will then be able to weigh in on the suggestions online. the city council will ultimately make the final decision early next year. we're back in a moment. ...6, 7, 8 ♪ ♪ ♪ big dreams start with small steps... ...but dedication can get you there. so just start small... start saving. easily set, track and control your goals right from the chase mobile® app. ♪ ♪ chase. make more of what's yours®. >>> today two parents from atherton changed their plea in the college admissions scandal. venture capitalist manuel henriquez and his wife elizabeth pled guilty. they admitted paying nearly half a million bucks for changing answers on their two daughters' college entrance exams a

you have scarlett johansson who is phenomenal as the mom.t a story told through the lens of the i adults but through the leeps of children, why? >> you've never seen films set with a backdrop of conflict or wars really from a child's point of view, and i real lewanted to explore that world, and i've worked with a lot of kids in my films, so a lot of my films they deal with, you know, young boys with dad issues. yeah, but, so, i've always worked with these kids and the boy plays jojo, roman griffin davis, incredibly, beautifully sensitive young guy who really carries the film and really saved me from embarrassment. >> trevor: i think there's nothing to be embarrassed about. it's truly one of the most original, funny, fantastic fipples i've watched in a long time. thank you very much for being on the show and making the movie. "jojo rabbit" opens in select theatres on october 18th. taika waititi, everybody! we'll be right back! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ here, it all starts with a simple... hello! -hi! how can i help? a data plan for everyone.

they are discussing a black widow movie starring scarlett johansson. >> i love it you are chunking iti love it. >> speaking of this, a lot of people are enjoying this so many people really love it. instagram going dark the latest update unveiling the feature changing the interface to display a solid black background making it easier to see the screen in low light light environments it is a dark screen. doesn't make a difference. >> the new iphone software, you can use a dark mode which preserves battery life >> android phones too. >> up next, trade ding wars. your morning rbi our twitter question should companies ban their top execs. not all employees. from twiner? ban them two minutes still to vote. we'll give you the answer, how you answered, when we come back. no not everything, i mean you're still blatantly sucking up to me gary. brilliantly observed, sir. always three steps ahead. six steps ahead. sixteen. so many steps. you done? a million steps ahead. servicenow. works for you. >> welcome back. all of headlines you need. amazon top spokesperson is slamming trump administration

imagined reese witherspoon in the role, the other one she says would be great right there, scarlett johansson's true. >> she also revealed a mentor once told her to tone it down years ago if she ever wanted to be taken seriously. but she said, nope, just can't do it. she says in part, quote, this is who i am. i figure if my work was truly good enough, people would recognize that. i look totally artificial. but i am totally real. a rhinestone shines just as good as a diamond, everybody. we love that. [ applause ] you can read more about delicious dolly in "elle" magazine's women in hollywood. it's a great read. >>> also in the news this morning, diana ross. right now shs celebrating her 75th birthday with a u.s. tour and this morning she has just announced she will perform at the glastonbury festival. that's in england, next year, everybody. good deal. diana tweeting, this is a dream come true. to all the fans across the world, this is my tribute to you. i am coming to glastonbury, the month -- motown star will be playing sunday following the footsteps of greats like dolly parton who we just t

would think that i ♪ would deserve a promotion jillian: elle magazine weist witherspoon and scarlett johansson a. steve: she has a great story. ainsley: she has the voice and could play the part. steve: stay tuned. thank you, jillian. meanwhile, one police officer wanted to give a homeless shoplifter a break after catching her in the act. but he didn't get a thank you. he got stabbed. that story is coming up. ainsley: ouch. >> ed: sesame street's newest character takes on a serious character addiction. >> thanks for watching me and elmo while my mom is at her meeting. >> what meeting did she have to go to. >> my mom needs help learning to take better care of herself. rust usaa more than y other company out there. they give us excellent customer service, every time. our 18 year old was in an accident. usaa took care of her car rental, and getting her car towed. all i had to take care of was making sure that my daughter was ok. if i met another veteran, and they were with another insurance company, i would tell them, you need to join usaa because they have better rates, and better service. we're