what [ laughter and applause i don't think she knows she's scarlett johansson [ laughter ] >> jimmy:he wedding. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] like, so if somebody said, "does anyone object with this," you were going to stand up and do your speech and ruin his well, i had all these -- i wanted to. i didn't have the courage. >> jimmy: yeah, goood. smart. >> i had all of these pictures of the rock that i was going to send her, and be like, "you could marry the rock." [ laughter ] i still don't believe it i still think at some point this is like just, like, one long sacha baron cohen bit [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you guys are great on "weekend update" together. i do love this one bit you do where you make colin read jokes that you wrote >> yeah. >> jimmy: and he makes you read - i mean, this is the best thing i've ever seen >> yeah, we call it "joke swap." >> jimmy: a joke swap. but i mean like, this -- how did that start >> it was actually his idea, which was kind of funny because i thought he was trying to prank me see, i'm paranoid. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> i think everything's a pra

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. >> steve: scarlett johansson >> jimmy: that's right "good day to you, sir. >> steve: "i didn't pays." >> jimmy: i should audition for the new "downton abbey" movie. >> steve: you should it's coming out. >> jimmy: right? >> steve: they're shooting it, yeah >> jimmy: they're filming it now. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: i just want to come in and say, "good day to you, sir. >> steve: and then walk out with gloves in your -- >> jimmy: and then -- well, i should have gloves in my hand, or i should be wearing gloves. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and then someone insults me >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and i go, "good day to you, sir. and then they're leaving and they insult me again and i go, "good day to you, sir. and then they insult me one more time and belittle me. >> steve: right. right. >> jimmy: i go, "good day to you, sir!" [ laughter ] [ slap ] [ light laughter ] >> steve: and then you put the glove back on. >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: that's a class move. that's a class move. oh, you button it. oh, my god that glove has buttons oh wait, a zipper. it's a zipper glove with buttons. oh, and