rates and penalize savers they should rename it operation oliver twist because then they got the schmuck customers begging j.p. morgan the very company the stole their money they're saying lose to me the cruel more superior to me and that's like you know he's played the role of faith doesn't he other. pick up to pick a pocket or. go if there is still some money. and the jamie ah. you know he's a real pro broadway right over here jamie diamond is playing in a remake of oliver twist and they get massive shall be better than producers it's like the producers and the producers they sold stock in the play that didn't exist jamie done with the sold short silver he doesn't have that's why silver is going to five hundred that's why jamie dunn is going to get out life masters she's going you've got to pick a bucket over. but that's why we're discontented there's there's no recourse it's a corrupt society that's what happens in a corrupt society there's no way to go around i go to the mafia and you know you have to deal with the other mafia team if you're you know one group of mafia this in this c

"you schmuck, i'm not gonna go home with you, okay?" you--"you don't have to do that." how could you do that? how could you impress that delightful person? there's a way to do it. okay, we haven't talked about torques yet. but if you knew about torques, you could do it. let me show you what to do. what to do is you don't drop the rock like that. you get your board, long plank. then you roll a greabig piece of rock on it like that. that's counterbalance, all right? then what you do is you crawl out to the edge of the board, okay? [laughter] and you get out on the edge like that, okay? and you take your rock and you drop it. "one, two, three, four, five. "5 times 5, 25, 25 times 5, 125. we're 125 meters high." what does the delightful person do over here? the delightful person says, "oh, wow." knocks the rock over and guess what happens, huh? so the rock comes down, here you go, you're in the water. you come up and say, "fortunately, i can swim." what comes down back after you. you don't have to do it that way, gang. there's another way. anyone know? lee? just throw the r

a month or two to the dust if there she was this book made of course i wouldn't even use it as a schmuck. in the read you made to challenge my positions he accused me of plagiarism his charge was that because i used quotations from mark twain for example which he says i originally found in. a woman named petersburg. i had to cite the mark twain quotation not to mark twain himself which is of course what you're supposed to do according to the chicago manual and all other standard manuals but i was obliged to cite it to the peters book and fact cited peter's a times in fact i didn't find the mark twain quote in the pages book the soon as he accused me of plagiarism i went to harvard university and i said there's been this accusation i insist that you investigated please put an investigator on it they put their pocket former president of harvard with whom i had not had particularly good relations over the years and derek ma came to the conclusion that there was absolutely no basis for any plagiarism. you're listening to worldview from chicago public radio and we've been talking today with n

sheet expense he's got talking he hasn't told the american people about those he's a mafioso took it schmuck well he's the tainted bundler he is the pink slime of bundlers and but however max one point six billion a missing m.f. global funds trace why we got the money back investigators probing the collapse of bankrupt brokerage m.f. global said last week that they have located the one point six billion in customer money that has gone missing from the firm but just how much of those funds can be returned to the firm's clients and who will be held responsible for their misappropriation remains to be seen of course it does seven hundred million dollars was found in the u.k. subsidiary six hundred eighty million dollars with j.p. morgan and another two hundred twenty million was transferred inadvertently of course. from the accounts of securities customers to those of commodity customers that money is now in limbo amid a dispute over which customers it belongs to so it's gone from being vaporized max to being in limbo oh from vaporised to lumber but you know this sets a horrible precedent they

in santa monica california and they say i want protection against this cult of vampire snobs and schmucks and i want to buy silver they want the silver cross they want the silver spike that's the only way can get rid of these zombies and vampires is with the silver spike the silver bullet as it were for those who want to get a little bit more aggressive and finally this is a story we're going to cover a little bit more extensively very soon it's another silver spike against team a demon. and that's the wells notice why this is important because while all of this giant you know well two billion dollar loss out of their london derivatives desk well all that stuff is going on a while jamie diamond was over there on all the sunday talk shows saying oh we made a little mistake it was a little egregious mistake well terry bull who often comes on the show did a little research and looked at their ten q. and their latest statements s. you see tells j.p. morgan enforcement action coming over bears mortgage backed securities violations so j.p. morgan's latest ten q. states quote in january two thou

. >> bob: if they give up the citizenship is a schmuck.orget what his name is. >> eric: move to next one. jamie dimon got paid $2 million. he will get hit $23 million. he employs $260,000 people. has trillion dollars in asset under management. all power to you. >> eric: i understand he is a nice -- >> bob: i understand he is a nice guy according to you, which is not the only confirmation i would need. but he has been in washington spending millions of dollars. this guy is the same guy, the rules blocked and would have stopped the $2 billion in taxpayer funded supported bank. he should be out of a job. >> eric: there is no taxpayer money in j.p. morgan at all. >> bob: that's not true. >> eric: that is jp morgan chase. >> kimberly: wrong base. >> eric: it doesn't matter if dodd-frank was fully implemented if they did, the chinese wall between the investment bank and the regulatory bank, they could still lose $2 billion. >> bob: why is he sticking his nose -- >> eric: regulation costs money. >> dana: i don't know if it's they're trying to sto

they've been at sea -- >> make the rest of us look like schmucks. >> they've been at sea for weeks. > more than $159 that the average people are spending. >> better than that, i didn't have to buy that. i gave her a card before she left. >> you're great. thanks, chuck. >>> all right. the time now is 6:25. caught in the act. the eye and beauty products these women are accused of stealing. wait until you hear just how police say they stole it. >>> and look closely. >>> and i'm more ofy. an absentee plant parent. [ cellphone rings ] tuscaloosa? schenectady? des moines? okay. okay. okay. i can't always be there to weed my petunias. so now we use miracle gro shake 'n feed plus weed preventer. it feeds plants and prevents weeds for up to three months. so my plants grow bigger, more beautiful, without all the weeds -- guaranteed. [ cellphone rings ] with miracle gro shake 'n feed, anyone can have a green thumb. [ cellphone rings ] everyone grows with miracle gro. my new place isn't that far away. it's 15 miles away ! with this droid razr by motorola on verizon 4g lte, we can video chat on sk

telling the truth is all about the fact that people take a hit when you keep hearing that you're a schmuckng of the son or the daughter, this really hurts. so you need to tell the truth, regardless of the repercussions. >> on the flip side you say don't fake being an angel. you think that dynamic happens where a person thinks oh, i'm the good one here, they're the villain? >> exactly. and no one is willing to take their ownership. no, you are not that sweet. you -- just own this. >> you say we should look for common ground. that's the difficulty course. >> that is. but when you don't look for common ground you don't have anything else to talk about, but the destructive relationship. >> you also say practice compassion. >> you really don't know what's going on. you don't know what's happened to this mother-in-law. it makes her so ferocious. and that's really the key in all of this. that you need to be able to find some relationship beyond this. >> you mentioned mothers in law or monsters-in-law as the title may be. i guess sometimes there are issues with fathers in law, as well? >> oh, yeah

there should not be a double standard for some poor schmuck who couldn't pay his fines, and we have bankersople and ruining their retirement. people are basically stolen from. we have a problem in politics. they all say it should be the president or member of congress or the agency head. why aren't the heads of these banks being held accountable for committing this fraud on the american people? >> cenk: eric griego not talking the talking but walking the walk. it's a big no no in the rest of washington you're not supposed to do that. i'm very interested to see how your congressional race ends up in the first district. >> we're going to win. thanks a lot. >> cenk: i like that attitude too. when we come back, what is in reverend wright's box? >> i'll give you 150,000 offer right now cash for what's for the box. (vo) don't miss your chance to catch the premiere of the gavin newsom show. with special guests: >> i'm lance armstrong. if somebody put my back into a corner, i'm coming out swinging. ttv

. >> the word [ inaudible ] in french means jerk, idiot schmuck. >> wow.one and do the opposite to get the economy going. [ applause ] >> hah, hah, hah, hah. wow, there is a low bar for humor among those rich folk. >> he is not giving us anything specific that he would do. the president would go forward. he would put it in reverse. >> my whole candidacy is a joke. hah, hah hah. >> it's always the small business thing. >> what the president did was one item after another make it harder and harder for small business to thrive and grow. it was the most anti-small business administration i have seen probably since carter. >> uh-huh. >> who would have guessed we would look back at the carter days as the good old days. >> in other good news chrysler is fighting to keep up its demand for the new cars. [ applause ] >> the "stephanie miller show" is a small business. >> yes, indeed. he is referring to companies like exxon mobil. >> yeah. >> the economy is made up of nothing but businesses. i will make america a great place for entrepreneurs again. for small busines