"you schmuck, i'm not gonna go home with you, okay?" you--"you don't have to do that." how could you do that? how could you impress that delightful person? there's a way to do it. okay, we haven't talked about torques yet. but if you knew about torques, you could do it. let me show you what to do. what to do is you don't drop the rock like that. you get your board, long plank. then you roll a great big piece of rock on it like that. that's counterbalance, all right? then what you do is you crawl out to the edge of the board, okay? [laughter] and you get out on the edge like that, okay? and you take your rock and you drop it. "one, two, three, four, five. "5 times 5, 25, 25 times 5, 125. we're 125 meters high." what does the delightful person do over here? the delightful person says, "oh, wow." knocks the rock over and guess what happens, huh? so the rock comes down, here you go, you're in the water. you come up and say, "fortunately, i can swim." what comes down back after you. you don't have to do it that way, gang. there's another way. anyone know? lee? just throw the

economy and this is the reason resilient dynamism in the words of the founder of the forum all of the schmucks the future great in this you can take your minds dynamism bold vision and bold the. european debt crisis center beat dominating the once again along with this spiraling. down of course china is very strong as well so while i'm stunned take in the economy the laugh i'm still the devil's lisa flying above me by now in private jets mr b. just really doesn't present the difference between them. as we mentioned to the forums theme is resilient dynamism the world's brightest minds expect the world leaders to say how exactly they will be achieving it let's listen to professor jack goldstone from george mason university on his thoughts on the subject. calling for resilient dynamism is a good idea but it's not a strategy that doesn't tell you what to do and so i think there is going to have to be a lot of work on global institutions those european governance within the eurozone and global governance the g twenty to strengthen economic coordination without that you won't get the dynamism we mad

but with carl i got $80 plus what he called schmuck insurance. who figured out that terminology? it was 50% of his profit if he sold in three years and the risk was that carl got the company. carl bid for the company and got nothing. if someone with a lower cost of capital got it carl would have to pay us if it happened in three years. i thought he might wait or hold the thing up so we department get paid. that was the risk to us. i was concerned about dealing with carl icahn because he doesn't have a good reputation for being a handshake guy. if you notice the agreement written i insisted we keep it under ten pages. there is sampl example in -- a simple example in the agreement. lawyers -- they said, i want to make sure there is no confusion here. carl says the transaction was a merger. what happened in the transaction is the company -- carl bid $#10 a share. the company hired morgan stanley. he raised the bid and the company made a deal. they got $136 a share for the company. and the transaction was structured as a cash-out merger. stick with me. this is important. carl is mali

. >> he is like a schmuck always takes the fall. the bad guy doesn't go down.aid what about boss tweed. he went to prison. >> at the end of the day the schmuck always takes the fall. thank you for joining us. thank you, my friend, as always. jeffrey wright, and alan hughes. remember to go see the new movie "broken city" which will be in theaters next week. thank you both. coming up, nothing says commemoration like the u.s. defaulting on its debt. is all the talk about a trillion dollar platinum coin a viable solution or just totally awesome political theater? chris hayes will weigh in just ahead. why did i switch to natural instincts? it's healthier, and the only one clinically proven. with aloe, vitamins, and no ammonia. my hair looks healthier than before i colored. i switched. you can too, to natural instincts. ♪ to natural instincts. living with moderate to semeans living with pain.is it could also mean living with joint damage. help relieve the pain and stop the damage with humira, adalimumab. for many adults with moderate to severe ra, humira is clinicall

is losing its value and the conscripted are not going to strip it or pseudo conscripted you know schmucks that end up fighting these stupid wars for deflation are not really soldiers so much as cannon fodder and those cannons are fodder full of money and that's what the death for america is all about so poor the dollar by killing there so it afghanistan or iraq because they're well let's talk about the fee currency that is behind this whole you know friend of the over extended us military said he had doubts he asked so how long can the us hold the world ransom with the dollar this he wrote in october two thousand and twelve i've been waiting for the perfect time to talk about it he says that given its magnitude and the lack of political will to deal with the problem of debt and public finances the u.s. is now deploying its f m d's financial extortion monetization and devaluation to finance its requirements he says it's a form of extortion to print so much money to back all these debts and to bail out the banks because it drops the value of your investment by all your bonds china owns tril

that are losers they put the government account that put in a pension account they put in some poor schmuck customer account and this goes on without any interruption until such time as there is a bit of a mix up and they have to declare some kind of a loss but this is what i call that a juror is observing he's saying that there are thousands of trades out there they're all bogus they're all being put on by insiders who have no risk at all in any of these transactions they simply cherry pick the ones that are winners they put all the losers into the public's pocket and they never get charged then as last year said it's looting has become the de facto method of governance the government in the u.k. is the same thing cameron is a looter he's a loser and that's the way that they they pension accounts are being looted the economy is being looted and then they try to pass that off as an acceptable form of government well stacy over thanks so much being on the kaiser report thank you max stay tuned for the second half i'll be speaking with stephen a ramírez former enforcement officer with the f.c

it makes a difference to the lone schmuck in jail, for which you blame the murders on. >> you spoke with hillary clinton. what did she tell you? >> she said, we are going to arrest the person that made that film and we are going to have him prosecuted. >> jeanine: if it didn't make a difference, why did you use our taxpayers' money to apologize to the arab world for the video? >> the united states government has absolutely nothing to do with this video. we absolutely reject its content and message. >> jeanine: and, by the way, you're right -- it would not have made a difference if you hadn't misled us about it in the first place. by the way, did anyone of you guys out there actually hear her answer the question about the video? >> ooh, i love to tap dance... >> jeanine: now, we know 25 to 30 people were evacuated from benghazi. here's hillary's answer to whether or not she tried to find out from them what happened. >> i waited until after the investigation had been done because i did not want there to be anybody raising any issue that i had spoken to anyone before they conducted their in

turns out he is the same schmuck and the same guy. >> what a creep. >> you asked if it was true if they had the word a-hole in it. the original headline they later changed was here is a list of all of the a-holes in the city. >> greg, you mentioned this information is public information. in fact, cook points out it was available on the web. so great journalism. >> also, greg, you mentioned gawker didn't publish anybody's address. and in fact, cook wined on -- whined on twitter, people are tweeting my address. i didn't publish anybody's address. but he wrote, quote, because the nypd is more interested in raping and or eating ladies and spying on muslims than it is in honoring public records law, the list contains the names and not the addresses of the licensees. clearly he would have published the list with the addresses, but they wrbt there. >> exactly. >> who put the link in to the map? >> who is this guy? what are his journalistic craw den that wills -- credentials this guy this where did he come from? he is a bully. >> he brews sam adams. >> that's jim cook. >> oh right. >> a tremend

schmuck he was upset and said i shouldn't be talking to the president and-- >> is that really his name? i don't know the guy. >> yeah. his name i've got the proof at home on the business card and i told him, i e-mailed him and we didn't speak with fema, and now, as a matter of fact, i have five adult people living in my home. >> sean: and you've just got your heat back on just now. >> heat and electric just came back on through rapid repair. >> sean: and you're doing it yourself. >> rapid repairs is a city program, but everything else me and my wife are ripping everything apart and rebuilding ourselves because it's a gimmick and like what i am he' saying with fema earlier, i wrote to fema about losing a car. one of my cars wasn't covered under the insurance. fema turned to me and said, why do you need three cars? hello, the american dream is that i'm entitled to buy what i want in the middle class. >> sean: last word. what do you want to say to the president tonight in light of all of this? >> mr. president, i want you to come back to my address on staten island, with my president and

"you schmuck, i'm not gonna go home with you, okay?" you--"you don't have to do that." how could you do that? how could you impress that delightful person? there's a way to do it. okay, we haven't talked about torques yet. but if you knew about torques, you could do it. let me show you what to do. what to do is you don't drop the rock like that. you get your board, long plank. then you roll a great big piece of rock on it like that. that's counterbalance, all right? then what you do is you crawl out to the edge of the board, okay? [laughter] and you get out on the edge like that, okay? and you take your rock and you drop it. "one, two, three, four, five. "5 times 5, 25, 25 times 5, 125. we're 125 meters high." what does the delightful person do over here? the delightful person says, "oh, wow." knocks the rock over and guess what happens, huh? so the rock comes down, here you go, you're in the water. you come up and say, "fortunately, i can swim." what comes down back after you. you don't have to do it that way, gang. there's another way. anyone know? lee? just throw the

schmuck. nobody in the business wants any part of mtv.siness. you couldn't get a rock star in a million years. i knew bill graham -- >> jimmy: concert promoter. >> so i called him up on the west coast. i explained. he said no, no, it's not going to be good for business. i screamed at him, said okay, who do you want? i said i'd love to get mick jagger. just to stick it up their -- >> jimmy: right. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> so he said okay, i'll give you his phone number, but you can't tell him i gave you the phone number. and i'm selling like nothing. i say mickey, you there? he says okay, i'll be in new york monday morning. where do you want me? >> jimmy: wow. [ applause ] >> but i told them at mtv and they said nonsense. i was so excited. i think i kissed his big fat lips. [ laughter ] and then at that point, he says oh george, by the way, i brought a couple of other people you might want to use. it was peter townsend and pat ben t benitar. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> to me, he's the patron saint of mtv. >> jimmy: so he's responsible f

do i seem like a suicidal schmuck to you? >> you've got from religion to politics. what's next?sex. >> is your character -- >> i am me, josh gad, by 32 will be doing porn. >> oh, that's good. >> reporter: but for now gad is sticking with comedy. >> i am really good at impressions. jimmy, you coming home for christmas? you come to dinner? you're breaking my heart, girl. >> president clinton. >> that's right. >> thank goodness we both have amazing metabolisms. >> reporter: there's one last thing i thought i could help gad's tv character with. >> dad! >> reporter: since his father, the president, won't give him a hug -- >> he's never hugged you. >> i know. he's not a big hugger. >> reporter: i thought someone else might. >> you can hug him. he's not creepy, i promise. his arm -- he's a little stiff. dad, it's okay. >> the president loves me. >> our thanks to jenna bush hager and josh gad. >>> another break, and up next for us tonight, it's something a lot of people continue to do, knowing the danger to all, texting while driving. tonight kate snow sets out to find out what happens

and i was crying, because i'm a schmuck. right?hter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: crying. yeah, and then here's the cool part. you did. >> yeah, i did. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you fought him back at home, and you beat him for muhammad ali. that's good. so congratulations on that. we always love having you here, my friend. congratulations on everything. here you go. you guys -- [ cheers and applause ] for some info on the tour, log on to facebook.com/miketysonontour. mike tyson! joshua topolsky joins us next. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] going to sleep may be easy, but when you wake up in the middle of the night it can be frustrating. it's hard to turn off and go back to sleep. intermezzo is the first and only prescription sleep aid approved for use as needed in the middle of the night when you can't get back to sleep. it's an effective sleep medicine you don't take before bedtime. take it in bed only when you need it and have at least four hours left for sleep.

. >> now do i feel like a total schmuck? like a total idiot? feel like actually i have been betrayed. i don't know about you. 866-65 press. this is a big deal for me. the problem is never as good as you think they are. as they seem. look at david individualder or others, you know. things are never what really they appear to be. i don't know. i believe and peter and i were up so close to the platform we could see her. i mean we could reach out almost. we could have thrown a paper airplane and hit her. >> you tried. >> or a spit ball. right? and i watched her perform. i had no idea. not only that, i had no idea that the marine band wasn't playing either. to me, that's almost more shocking. the marine band was sitting there. they were doing this, you know, and doo-doo-doo. they weren't playing their instruments. they were faking it. the whole gang was faking it. i just feel like, you know i know people lip sink at the big performances. and it's been going on for a long time for the record, james taylor really did sing. >> so did kelly clarkson. >>

so then you have lance armstrong who is a schmuck on a very, very redeemable day and he comes, and hee rewarded at some facet, however, we should maybe find a less repugnant personality to test that theory out on. >> stephanie: yeah. he is going to be in a whole world of hurt now. a new class action lawsuit from people that bought his book because his book was based on a lie. it was a story of overcoming cancer and winning the tour de france without doping, right? >> that's right. >> stephanie: and jim always helpfully moves ann coulter's books to the fiction section. >> that would be horror section. come on. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: tina dupuy great stuff as always, and it was lovely and delightful to see you in person in dc.t again soon. >> thank you stephanie. >> stephanie: there she goes tina dupuy. >> and she is with the contributor.com. >> yeah. >> and she is smoking hot. >> stephanie: so noted. thank you counselor. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: she is your human prozac. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ i think the number one thing that v