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cities are our lever is obama is a friggin schmuck. stacey stacey stacey yes the empire scrambling and it's lashing out and people are sick of it people are sick of being taxed to death they're sick of being spied on they're sick of being stolen from by caesar who's desperate and hungry and angry that he's losing his power he's an old man and he's lashing out at everybody and bitcoin is rising dramatically as people find a way to get live outside of that system but we're going to start with that crumbling empire of cesar's tweet from james mcintosh he says cia is building data base from western union and others on money transfer all over the world no privacy left yet there's a direct correlation between the stunning revelation.

cities are are levers obama is a friggin schmuck. yes the empire scrambling and is lashing out and people are sick of it people are sick of being taxed to death they're sick of being spied on they're sick of being stolen from by caesar who's desperate and hungry and greedy that he's losing his power he's an old man and he's lashing out at everybody.

cities are are levers obama is a frickin schmuck stacey stacey stacey yes the empire scrambling and it's lashing out and people are sick of it people are sick of being taxed to death they're sick of being spied on they're sick of being stolen from by caesar who's desperate and hungry and angry.

cities are are a lever is obama is a friggin schmuck. stacey stacey stacey yes the empire scrambling and it's lashing out and people are sick of it people are sick of being taxed to death they're sick of being spied on they're sick of being stolen from by caesar who's desperate and hungry and greedy that he's losing his power he's an old man and he's lashing out at everybody and bitcoin is rising dramatically as people find a way to live outside of that system but we're going to start with that crumbling empire of cesar's tweet from james mcintosh he says cia is building data base from western union and others on money transfer all over the world no privacy left yet there's a direct correlation between the stunning revelations and all of the ongoing machinations of the police state and the rise of bitcoin and as you point out for similar reasons back in the roman era you had the barbarians who did not really conquer they were let in by the presence they were tired of what was happening in rome people around the world are tired of the n.s

are letting them through the gates because all agree that caesar or whoever is obama is a friggin schmuck. stacey stacey stacey yes the empire scrambling and it's lashing out and people are sick of it people are sick of being taxed to death they're sick of being spied on they're sick of being stolen from by caesar who's desperate and hungry and angry that he's losing his power he's an old man and he's lashing out at everybody and bitcoin is rising dramatically as people find a way to live outside of that system but we're going to start with that crumbling empire of cesar's tweet from james mcintosh he says cia is building data base from western union and others on money transfer all over the world no privacy left yet there's a direct correlation between the stunning revelations and all of the ongoing machinations of the police state and the rise of bitcoin and as you point out for similar reasons back in the roman era you had the barbarians who did not really conquer they were let in by the presence they were tired of what was happening in rome people around the world are tired of the n.s

no i mean i felt it but i wouldn't say you know i'm a schmuck i have a hidden talent we don't know about i have so many larry you haven't got time favorite role of all time. i love doing feet. the face good that was a good movie it was fun to do and then it was fun movies like you know i like this music i love doing it they would barbara it was a lot of fun to play that character billie rose we're still edition. will is why i told the guy to screw up a lot walked out i wanted out of your own oh yeah he said to me the four seasons was the best the above a done what kind of question is that i just walked in to say hello you don't say hello first he said you always way like that it's a hello. and he said what's the best the lawyer remember him sure and then this poor little castigates was sitting next to me says to me you know don't you know because i found out in early age if you say no to the people who play god then they can take that who's that punk to say no to me get him out show him i'll make him do this movie so i had that going and he said what's the best the above the done i said

are letting them through the gates because all agree that caesar or whoever is obama is a friggin schmuck. stacey stacey stacey yes the empire scrambling and it's lashing out and people are sick of it people are sick of being taxed to death they're sick of being spied on they're sick of being stolen from by caesar who's desperate and hungry and angry that he's losing his power he's an old man and he's lashing out at everybody and bitcoin is rising dramatically as people find a way to live outside of that system but we're going to start with that crumbling empire of cesar's tweet from james mcintosh he says cia is building data base from western union and others on money transfer all over the world no privacy left yet there's a direct correlation between the stunning revelations and all of the ongoing machinations of the police state and the rise of big going and as you point out for similar reasons back in the roman era you had the barbarians who didn't really conquer they weren't let in by the presence they were tired of what was happening in rome people around the world are tired of the

. >> i would hate to see him get pigeon holed as a fast talking schmuck because of all of his other roles. >> "entourage" is awful, but there will be a hit because there are a lot of beta males who want to pass themselves off as alpha males. >> and i will hear whoa, whoa, whoa to the inhas been fors of the earth. -- to the inhabitors of the earth. >> you made this happen. make it unhappen. >> i like the hot one, turtle is his name? i like him. >> bill, if "red eye" was mapped on the" entourage" crew you would be the guy that hangs out with turtle. >> so just sort of a guy that does president have a speaking role and they only refer to him in l.a. guys like this show because everyone calls it the male version of "sex and the city." and "sex and the city" has cancer and break ups and adultery and guys don't want that. guys want to say awesome, awesome, awesome all the time. the worst thing that ever happened in the five-year history of "entourage" is turtle worrying whether or not he will get free shoes. that was the big thing. whether or not they will sell enough bought -- bottles of tequi

"you schmuck, i'm not gonna go home with you, okay?" you--"you don't have to do that." how could you do that? how could you impress that delightful person? there's a way to do it. okay, we haven't talked about torques yet. but if you knew about torques, you could do it. let me show you what to do. what to do is you don't drop the rock like that. you get your board, long plank. then you roll a great big piece of rock on it like that. that's counterbalance, all right? then what you do is you crawl out to the edge of the board, okay? [laughter] and you get out on the edge like that, okay? and you take your rock and you drop it. "one, two, three, four, five. "5 times 5, 25, 25 times 5, 125. we're 125 meters high." what does the delightful person do over here? the delightful person says, "oh, wow." knocks the rock over and guess what happens, huh? so the rock comes down, here you go, you're in the water. you come up and say, "fortunately, i can swim." what comes down back after you. you don't have to do it that way, gang. there's another way. anyone know? lee? just throw the

possession of cocaine in washington, d.c., if you're an average schmuck out there, could land you 180 days in jail and up to $1,000 fine. but you see, he's a congressman. says he wants to stay in the congress. so they sure as hell ain't going to throw the book at him. you see, if he were a poor african-american youth with no lawyer, no attorney, no legal help, no backup, there is no doubt that he would be facing jail time. because that's just kind of how it works. this is a disturbing double standard, and oh, by the way, the story get worse. in september, redel voted for legislation that would allow states to make food stamp recipients take a drug test. how about that. anybody ever handout about maybe congressional members should take a drug test? nancy pelosi addressed this on tuesday. >> it's really interesting that right soon on the heels of the republicans voting to make sure that everybody who had access to food stamps was drug tested. it just -- it's like, what? to get food stamps, you have to be drug tested? and so i hope that they will humanize, shall we say, their thinking. >