, schnell, listen to how mine is sticking out, my only son died in a bomb, he was 10 years old.ur departure to your homeland, the soviet union. soviet the government and state remembers to take care of its sons and daughters who fell into german slavery. all of you, at home, will be received as sons and daughters of the long-suffering soviet. homeland, now i will read out the list, of the new group of those leaving the soviet union, attention, the names i will call, get out of order , load into the car, evgeny kolyasov, evgenia kud, sofia kiseleva, valeria tokareva, alina loktyeva, lidova, alexander okrachkov, alexey stepannikov, the rest! be patient, let's disperse now, let's go dancing the suitcases are covered in shit, there’s a splash on top of the ditch, they save me, alexander, i’m marrying you, i ’ll free him for his shkkermands, imagine, but i have enough for this very place, i say zikfree. he'll publish you, why didn't you want to go back to shit? who is this? yes, the golan man who worked with me, so for this rescue he gave me a jumpsuit, the fastener is called a zippe

, schnell, the kushi is sticking out like mine, my only son died. during the bombing, it was 10 yearsent and the state remembers to take care of its sons and daughters who fell into german slavery, you are all at home... "you will be accepted as sons and daughters long-suffering soviet homeland, now i will read out the list of the new group of those leaving the soviet union, attention, the names i will call, get out of order, load into the car, evgeniy kolyasov, evgenia, sofia kiseleva, valeria tokareva, alina lokteva, lidikova." alexander okrachkov, alexey stepannikov, the rest, be patient! now disperse! the suitcase is covered in shit, there’s a splash on top, he save me, alexander, i’ll marry you! i’ll free him for his shkkermands, imagine, and he’ll give me freedom for this very place, like enough, i say: “zikfri, he’ll publish you, why didn’t you want to go back to the shit? zigry, who is this? yes, the golan man who worked with me, so he gave me a jumpsuit for this rescue. the fastener, zipper, is called american, zipper, i understand . shur, why are they keeping us here, but fo

, schnell, i said, well, what, what, did you find out anything?o at least say hello to the owner, hello, what’s wrong with him, he got up on the wrong foot, but no, he didn’t go to bed, i understand . i was waiting to see if i would bring the vlakodavas to your liking or not? forgive me, yuri, i’m not quite russian and i don’t understand what the soul has to do with it, the dog, in the sense that i’ll rat you out or not, you stern man, your horst, forgive him, yuri, it was just very difficult for him in the camp, and for you and me too, but the host tolerates captivity very difficult, and you mean it’s easy. but no, but i treat this philosophically, i believe that every person, to one degree or another, is in captivity, interesting, well, explain, oh, it’s simple, the personal freedom of each person, by someone or something... it is always limited in childhood, by parents, school, teachers, then it is the wife, family, what should we do with you next? forgive me, yuri, i did not understand you. i insulted you. hit the gut means to devour. let's go

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joining us now, congressional reporter for your the hill h, mychael schnell. big weekend.imply bring the senate bill to the floor for a vote even though we know that could endanger his speakership because of far right speakers figuring it could anger ukraine? >> good morning. that could be the easiest way to get foorn aid overseas, but i don't see the possibility of his pulling that senate bill on the floor. speaker johnson has come out too strong letter against it. we saw it immediately after the border deal was released and in the aftermath. despite that being the easiest way to sorts of get through this minefield because while it would likely voice a vote on his ouster, democrats have been on saying they would support him. i really don't see a good chance of this happening. i think it's more likely that we'll see as you mentioned aid in the form of a loan, the repo act, which was seized using frozen assets and using that to tweak ukraine and other changes to get republicans on board. one of the possibilities being border security language in there. >> if the speaker doe

. >> all right, michael schnell for us, starting us off this morning, michael, thank you. great to have you. >> all right. just ahead here. why republicans decided not to move forward this week with the impeachment of homeland, the homeland security secretary plus former senator doug jones is here with a warning for states that still protect abortion rights plus, and next on, antony blinken not holding back the world is almost definitely silent >> when it comes to hamas >> carbon, a >> cnn film, sunday, april 21 at nine. here's to getting >> better with age here's the beaten these two every thursday help fuel today with boost type protein complete nutrition, you need >> without the stuff you don't so here's to now >> paula's choice, known for its iconic 2% dha liquid explosion has done it again, introducing new mandela and laughed the asset exfoliate. >> it's helped turn my skin from this to this, and my skin gills so much smoother. >> my skin looks and feels so soft, 100% sauce mother, softer writer skin for all skin types and tone from the trusted experts in skincare ing

michael schnell, we're glad to have you here. you can shade it. >> last night in washington journalists, politicians and celebrities gathered for the annual tradition that is the white house correspondents dinner to celebrate the importance of the free press. president biden was front and center as most us presidents have been for decades, no one was off-limits for saturday night live comedian colin jost before i begin tonight, can we just acknowledge how refreshing it is to see a president of the united states and an event that doesn't begin with a bailiff saying, all rise publican candidate for president, owes half 1 billion in fines for bank fraud. >> and is currently spending his days farting himself awake during a porn star hush money trial. and the race is tie i was excited to be up here on stage with president biden tonight, mostly to see if i could figure out where obama was pulling the strings from. it's also wonderful to be back in washington. i love being in washington the last time i was in dc, i left my cocaine at th